Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026there's probably some SNL fans outside of the States who think "Mike Ditka" is a fictional character 011
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Josh Allen becoming a dad and immediately getting a New Balance endorsement just makes sense. 000
Reposted by GordonRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026do you think somewhere a parent is homeschooling a kid with the express goal of making them the greatest sports gambler ever 81076
Reposted by GordonThicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Genuinely the amount of things that had to happen for Iowa to win that game are hand of god level shit. Being a smart fan means understanding how much luck plays a role. Was Michigan “sloppy” yeah at times. Iowa also got legit 17 points of luck 2352
Reposted by GordonThicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Michigan didn’t even play poorly that’s the thing. If they catch even one of the 7 picks Hank brown tried to throw we’re fine. If one of any 300 things happen we’d be fine 4321
Reposted by GordonArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s 353234535
Reposted by Gordon404 Media @404media.co · 25/09/2026Meta announced that its new AI agent, Muse could call businesses for you to do things like make reservations. But in reality, Meta is testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers, 404 Media @jasonkoebler.bsky.social learned. www.404media.co/meta-tests-m... 53816315
Reposted by GordonAlejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Michigan Marching Band's halftime show tomorrow at the Big House will feature a performance by renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma. The band will perform music from The Lord of the Rings: 2264
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We haven't seen anything like this since Michael Vick beat Brett Favre in a playoff game, which is what we all remember those two for 010
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's been a rough time of loss, but Cleveland is one of the funniest possible things to appear where it did today 110
Reposted by GordonEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/09/2026SKATTEBO: Skattebo Football Jaxson, Victory Football COACH: No, Cam, you can't play with Jaxon SKATTEBO: Good Skattebo Play Football Skattebo Depth Chart Quarterback COACH: Cam, he has a knee injury, he's not playing football SKATTEBO: Jealousy Harbaugh 9766109
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Turned on the Red Wings radio broadcast just now, and the Wings have scored two quick goals! Against Pittsburgh! Maybe it means something! 110
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Cam Skattebo Farmer's Dog commercial should include Cam eating a big spoonful too. 010
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is the worst version of the map ad yet, fire Tony Pettitti bsky.app/profile/phil... 030
Reposted by GordonSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191043856
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Mississippi having the word PROGRESSIVE in big capitals letters is pretty funny. 020
Reposted by GordonSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026cvs has em and they don't make you attest any preexisting conditions or anything like that 44614
Reposted by GordonAbby HALLOWWWEEEEEEN @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sometimes you see a post in the wild and realize people have a very different experience in how they engage the world 251835164
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The NFL making the footballs 15% slipperier has really improved the game. 000
Reposted by GordonArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026incredible opening weekend of football it's either godlike outstanding performances or benny hill idiot shenanigans 632643
Reposted by GordonBill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In the last 5 Ohio State games decided by 10 or fewer points, they've lost four, and he's been outcoached by Sark (the only one he's beaten), Mario and Sherrone Moore. 91279
Reposted by GordonRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ohio State over the last 20 minutes 563778
Reposted by GordonAndy Reid @andyreid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm just gonna come right out and say it: it would be so funny if Ohio State blew this 082
Reposted by GordonThicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The thing you have to understand is that god loves me more than you 1502
Reposted by GordonH. José Bosch 🇵🇷 @hjbosch21.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is even funnier after the result lol #GoBlue 214027
Reposted by GordonKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026On the same day Ted Cruz gets roundly booed by Texas fans, Abdul El-Sayed has Michigan fans running over to shake his hand. Please tell us more about who's popular with Real Americans™ 664994927
Reposted by GordonJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 11/09/2026Watching sports on Netflix is undignified 2178878
Reposted by GordonEmily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If I were in that room, I would pitch that the premise should be: It's time to play the music; it's time to light the lights. Indeed, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. 261198153
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This one may end up worse than the other one. If you know what I mean. 000
Reposted by GordonMC Nietzsche @mcnietzsche.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Stealing this from a discord with no shame 533875
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 09/09/2026JJ Buchanan now holds the Michigan record for beating Western with the least time remaining, beating Carl Hagelin (2.9 seconds left) on Senior Day 2011 at Yost. youtu.be/FjuFu6Z0e4U?...youtu.beSuper Swede Saves Senior Night as Michigan Hockey Beats WMU in OvertimeYouTube video by Michigan Athletics 2247
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When will Michigan State demand in writing that the NCAA punish Jim Harbaugh for Michigan winning on Saturday? 030
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hearing a song that I have never heard on the radio immediately upon getting in the car this morning that is also the favorite song of an Ann Arbor friend who recently passed after a Michigan miracle victory is absolutely wild, absolutely wild 020
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I heard there was a secret clock That Michigan played, and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do ya? 050
Reposted by GordonPrettyman @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Congratulations to people who hate Michigan Football but are really into ruined orgasms. This was for you. 0596
Reposted by GordonWill Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Kills me that Raj isn’t over here, this is an instant classic, hung in the rafters. 326243
Reposted by GordonSeth M. Fisher @mgoseth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We really do have the best lawyers. 2532
Reposted by GordonWill Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If you're gonna pull the second-worst loss in modern Michigan history you could at least spare me the part where you look like Joe Biden at the June 2024 debate every camera cutaway 1152
