Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 16hIf Anne Carson, Michigan professor during the 2000s, says Go Blue while accepting a Nobel Prize, she will be in the football entrance video forever. bsky.app/profile/nobe... 000
Reposted by GordonBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 07/10/2026I’ve seen some complaints that the four baseball games today start too close to each other and I disagree, they should start at the same time with Jason Benetti broadcasting them all NFL RedZone style 415216
Reposted by GordonThicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This team looks like it’s coached by a 70 year old who’s totally checked out 7495
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026there's probably some SNL fans outside of the States who think "Mike Ditka" is a fictional character 011
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Josh Allen becoming a dad and immediately getting a New Balance endorsement just makes sense. 000
Reposted by GordonRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026do you think somewhere a parent is homeschooling a kid with the express goal of making them the greatest sports gambler ever 81076
Reposted by GordonThicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Genuinely the amount of things that had to happen for Iowa to win that game are hand of god level shit. Being a smart fan means understanding how much luck plays a role. Was Michigan “sloppy” yeah at times. Iowa also got legit 17 points of luck 2352
Reposted by GordonThicc Stauskas @thiccstauskas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Michigan didn’t even play poorly that’s the thing. If they catch even one of the 7 picks Hank brown tried to throw we’re fine. If one of any 300 things happen we’d be fine 4321
Reposted by GordonArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s 353254536
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Gordie liked Brass Bonanza and blamed Brian Burke for not playing it and screwing up the uniforms. 020
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Clicked on this and it was immediately Gordie Howe Bridge chat, something that elates me and always will. 010
Reposted by Gordon404 Media @404media.co · 25/09/2026Meta announced that its new AI agent, Muse could call businesses for you to do things like make reservations. But in reality, Meta is testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers, 404 Media @jasonkoebler.bsky.social learned. www.404media.co/meta-tests-m... 53818317
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That isn't true, rosaries are a Catholic thing, evangelicals don't do rosaries. 080
Reposted by GordonAlejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Michigan Marching Band's halftime show tomorrow at the Big House will feature a performance by renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma. The band will perform music from The Lord of the Rings: 2264
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We haven't seen anything like this since Michael Vick beat Brett Favre in a playoff game, which is what we all remember those two for 010
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Patrick Wyman at Hill Auditorium would very quickly get moved to Yost, then Crisler. 021
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If Valiant and Champions Circle sold these, money would flow in. 110
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I've been hit with absolutely awful, graphic news all day, but it's broken up with the Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism song who the fuck still uses a payphone 010
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My travel experiences, especially with Midwest road trips, are plentiful. My only Cleveland experiences are going to a Tigers game to check it off of a ballpark bucket list, buying a gently used rare bicycle off Craigslist in Parma, and pulling over to mediate a relationship issue between friends. 100
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's been a rough time of loss, but Cleveland is one of the funniest possible things to appear where it did today 110
Reposted by GordonEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/09/2026SKATTEBO: Skattebo Football Jaxson, Victory Football COACH: No, Cam, you can't play with Jaxon SKATTEBO: Good Skattebo Play Football Skattebo Depth Chart Quarterback COACH: Cam, he has a knee injury, he's not playing football SKATTEBO: Jealousy Harbaugh 9766110
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Turned on the Red Wings radio broadcast just now, and the Wings have scored two quick goals! Against Pittsburgh! Maybe it means something! 110
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Cam Skattebo Farmer's Dog commercial should include Cam eating a big spoonful too. 010
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is the worst version of the map ad yet, fire Tony Pettitti bsky.app/profile/phil... 030
Reposted by GordonSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191503869
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Mississippi having the word PROGRESSIVE in big capitals letters is pretty funny. 020
Gordon @gordon9.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I pet one of these great horses on Thursday night, outside Highmark Stadium, true Surprise Horses 000
Reposted by GordonSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026cvs has em and they don't make you attest any preexisting conditions or anything like that 44614
Reposted by GordonAbby HALLOWWWEEEEEEN @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sometimes you see a post in the wild and realize people have a very different experience in how they engage the world 251835164
