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COMMISSION ME ON VGEN: vgen.co/GoofballPaul Also on NewGrounds, Mastodon, nemmy.net , and others: linktr.ee/GoofballPaul Browse these tags on my profile pretty please: #art #MyS #Aifron

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HolBat(Commission open on November) @kholbatar.bsky.social · 12h
Artist! Quote with your art with the best shadows!
Noir detective at work
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
she gets around, and gets people around
Three panels depict a hand rising from a portal, Tikal the Echidna emerging further from it, and finally Tikal mostly exiting the portal, scratching the back of her head while looking down at the viewer with a wry, toothy smile. She's staring with round, circular irises with pupils like pinholes.

Her text reads:
"Tell me.
"What is your favorite means of travel?
"Car? Train? Plane? Portals? No, no. Quite inefficient.
"Let's try throwing."
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PLEASE REPOST PINNED, $29/100 @irisposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I NEED PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION I WILL DIE WITHOUT THIS. paypal.me/cjmcwillams venmo: areanynamesopen I TAKE THESE FOR LUPUS SYMPTOM CONTROL, if you take them consistently for years like I have you -cannot- stop suddenly. You DIE.
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finger painting
clair finger painting with red (?)
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holly “thwok” pine @shockpine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Idk if its possible to make it feel Not Terrible but i daydream of a 3d platformer with no air control. Tons of control over your momentum but the decisionmaking lies entirely on the ground before a jump. Its kind of the Mario Eclipse experience.
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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zep.p8 @lexaloffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why was there an Import Spritesheet but not an Export in the #picotron gfx editor? Because I got used to doing store("foo.png", --[[pasted gfx pod]]) from terminal, and forgot how ridiculous that is.
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The KAINONAUT!! @kainonaut.com · 27/09/2026
If you care about my artwork, PLEASE read this I beg you. My landlord has completely ruined my living situation. Two of my ceilings have fell in (water pouring from upstairs unit set my bathroom ceiling on fire), there's a sudden mice problem, heating isn't working. CONT 🧵
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The KAINONAUT!! @kainonaut.com · 27/09/2026
Okay people keep messaging me for a link to help, I don't have the ability to do a GFM right now so : paypal.com/biz/profile/artofkaiv Thank you
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KAINONAUT
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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GoofballPaul [COMMISSIONS OPEN] @goofballpaul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The instagram is actually www.instagram.com/iesua.inane I linked the bluesky like an idiot lol
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Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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GoofballPaul [COMMISSIONS OPEN] @goofballpaul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Commission made the other day for @iesua-inane.bsky.social ! Via VGen. #art #furry #commission #VGen #VGenComm iesua inane is also on: Twitter: x.com/doremyy2300 InstaGram: bsky.app/profile/iesu...
Lined illustration of a character belonging to the client.
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Izzybnart @izzybnart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#deltarune animation hooray 🌟
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
If you see this, post some cats 🐱
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desperately seeking suzn @suzn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
meanwhile. carrie's relationship to HER ""mentor figure""
[SFX: ♫ deedlee dee ♫]

Carrie: Oh, my phone--

Carrie: --!
Carrie: Oh, my OTHER phone.
Allison, off-screen: Other phone...?

Carrie: Yeah...
Carrie: The burner phone I've been using to talk to a rogue FBI agent who's helping me write an exposé on our school's collusion with the U.S. government.

ALLISON: THE-- YOUR-- oh my god.

[phone fx: BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ, beep]Carrie [on speaker]: Uh...H-hello?
Pleasance: Carolyn. Allow me to re-litigate the terms of our arrangement. YOU are not MY informant. You, in your own words, said you would "never be a rat fink little bitch." I have not ASKED you to be a rat fink little bitch. *I* gather information for you because *I* am equipped to do so.

Pleasance: In return, YOU do not do anything that endangers either of our positions or causes my hairline to recede further. You do not sneak around. You do not *tail me.*
Pleasance: *YOU* SIT YOUR ASS AT HOME AND *WRITE ME AN ARTICLE.*

Carrie: You know what. You're right. I've completely learned my lesson.
Carrie: Won't do it again. In fact, now's a really good time for me to keep pretty much all public excursions to a minimum.
Carrie: For a potentially indefinite period of time.
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jess @jessfrom.online · 24/09/2026
 “And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.”
― William Gibson, Count Zero
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₌🎴₌ 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎 ₌❤️‍🩹₌ @machitoons.newgrounds.com · 25/09/2026
that fuckass sponge got nothing on me. (the dots are 5mm apart, this thing is TINY)
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The Count of S 🇧🇲🖼️✍️ @thecountofs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Strontium @strontiumsun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heroes of Thantopoils has updated! #webcomic Today's page: Homina homina Read the latest update here: buff.ly/0zE9aik Start from the beginning: buff.ly/bXBFjcm
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Mort
The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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pave+ @paveplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
no. 23: convoy #sst26 #spaceshiptember
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm doing a little experiment with pre-rendered backgrounds. I wanted the backgrounds to look lousy as hell, btw
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Polémix @polemix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I am the best margarine. Everybody tells me I am the best margarine. Nobody is better margarine than me."
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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Given we're a few weeks away from That Month:
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Andrew Dessler @andrewdessler.com · 14/09/2026
On The Climate Brink: The Atmosphere Just Set a Water Vapor Record. Aug. 2026 probably had more water vapor in the atmosphere than any month in the last few thousand years, if not a 100,000 years. www.theclimatebrink.com/p/the-atmosp...
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The Atmosphere Just Set a Water Vapor Record
More water vapor means more rocket fuel for extreme rain — so this record is not good news
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 17/09/2026
“Odio las guerras, especialmente las guerras con la promotora de mis conciertos”, explica Sheeran. Artículo completo en la web: www.elmundotoday.com/2026/09/un-m... Contenido patrocinado por @amnistiainternacional.es
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ᛋᚾᚢᛒᛅᛏ🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @sn0wbat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
played with one of those multicolor pencils yesterday ✌️🦇
doodle of einarr with a pencil that had four colors on the same tip.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Rich countries owe Nepal climate reparations.
bbc.co.uk
Nepal floods: Climate change played role in disaster, study finds
More than 1,400 people were killed and thousands remain missing following the deluge on 26 August.
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DozingUnicorn 🔜 AC @dozingunicorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hahaha Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Color medium translations are not “just a LUT” youtu.be/lPU-kXEhSgk?...
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Sen @dresdencodak.com · 15/09/2026
My comic art has a reputation for having a lot of detail, but I think it just comes off that way because my pages are big. I'm frequently very loose and gestural!
Kim Ross flipping over eye beams being fired by a demonic Sirius Dogstar (from Dark Science #186)
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
someone said "unc alarm" 😭
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jimbossart.bsky.social @jimbossart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Mordecai an the Rigby's will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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MARCY BONES! ☠️ @marcybones64.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
hey look at the character designs of the main characters from my unfinished student film these are actually a decade old now
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Girl_Poss🔞 @girlposs.hyper.wang · 15/09/2026
lezzing it up like crazy
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Sen @dresdencodak.com · 14/09/2026
I think this is one of my favorite panels I've painted in quite a while.
The mysterious band leader skeleton lady sings (from Dark Science #189)
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Jon Juarez @harriorrihar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some "recent" drawings:
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Colin Craker @themarvelousmrc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Starting to feel spooky
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the US's united and thoughtful reaction was to ban shoes and spoons in airplanes, and to target a head of state from a completely unrelated country that happened to be the president's dad's nemesis
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
in short, "we have to fund this thing and be nice to it otherwise it might get angry" sure only ever applies to the machine and no-one else, huh
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Kowjja @aojkjw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget
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Macrophage @kingmacrophage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't believe this was posted... My Miiverse credentials... #art.phage #miiverse
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Lorenz Draw @herrlorenz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Slots libres, gente! Si alguien quiere algo tengo los MDs abiertos ^^
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