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![[SFX: ♫ deedlee dee ♫]
Carrie: Oh, my phone--
Carrie: --!
Carrie: Oh, my OTHER phone.
Allison, off-screen: Other phone...?
Carrie: Yeah...
Carrie: The burner phone I've been using to talk to a rogue FBI agent who's helping me write an exposé on our school's collusion with the U.S. government.
ALLISON: THE-- YOUR-- oh my god.
[phone fx: BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ, beep]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e243j7dzee57itibn7rcmkih/bafkreie5rpxxc2nfm7c5s4lvihsg26e27qv4acxt5r47lasfvyqm5uug3y)
![Carrie [on speaker]: Uh...H-hello?
Pleasance: Carolyn. Allow me to re-litigate the terms of our arrangement. YOU are not MY informant. You, in your own words, said you would "never be a rat fink little bitch." I have not ASKED you to be a rat fink little bitch. *I* gather information for you because *I* am equipped to do so.
Pleasance: In return, YOU do not do anything that endangers either of our positions or causes my hairline to recede further. You do not sneak around. You do not *tail me.*
Pleasance: *YOU* SIT YOUR ASS AT HOME AND *WRITE ME AN ARTICLE.*
Carrie: You know what. You're right. I've completely learned my lesson.
Carrie: Won't do it again. In fact, now's a really good time for me to keep pretty much all public excursions to a minimum.
Carrie: For a potentially indefinite period of time.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e243j7dzee57itibn7rcmkih/bafkreia6n6y7wxhahntg2tomtdznuyg77fpg7mnvsyopthcab3wnqw2vta)
