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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my expectations feel so pessimistic and still it is crazy-making how things are getting so much more dangerous and dumb, sadism basically, so quickly
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
David Roth on Chapo hell yeah
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you like a good rogue deckbuilder and/or have any affinity for old timey Japanese folklore/aesthetics I'm really enjoying "Worlds Upon The Winds"
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 31/08/2026
What the hell??
A tweet from CBS News:

“As the nation prepares to mark 25 years since Sept. 11, 2001, Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in Michigan, may be facing the risk of renewed scrutiny and fresh political attack.”

An article is linked which says: For  Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed, Sept. 11 commemoration invites scrutiny of past remarks
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not sure if of kanji origin but I think it's funny that "wind" looks like shelter but deconstructs more to like the power of an angry insect with a hat or something. Also that "void" is a busy one but basically a bunch of tigers (I don't know if they meant "you're dead," just my mnemonic).
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 30/08/2026
Masculinity influencer is one of the funniest jobs humanity has ever produced
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One thing I think billionaires get is to titrate the careerist threat proportionate to the fascism, rest of us don’t count much
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Weyland - ttv/weyland_here @weyland.live · 26/08/2026
FYI the HUGE number of AI slop at GamesCom's opening night live is not a sign that the industry has normalized AI. It's a ploy to make you believe that. These games are all by the same 3 or 4 publishers. This is a concerted effort to make consumers accept AI.
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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🔻social cohesion enjoyer 🔻 @riversandseas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
an incredible post, but standing on the shoulders of giants
paul krugman tweet that americans took 9/11 pretty calmly lol
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
really enjoyed this one
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
https://bsky.app/profile/goodnightnobody.bsky.social/post/3lokpopxsxc26
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think if I were president I would say hey NFL you can stick around but all franchises are publicly owned now and the broadcast would include live accelerometer readings from the relevant players' helmets
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is why my gf and I enjoy our local place a couple times a year, a decaying relic of a bygone time. the little stream/lake channels aren't running but the awful turf condition is fun bc everybody takes at least one 6, usually multiple 6s
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I obv could not make an NFL team on my best day in my 20s, even if I did steroids or whatever, but if I had to try it would definitely be as "white WR6" for the patriots
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
coping with being unable to sell yourself to the person in the mirror by calling up someone born yesterday to tell them about a tomorrow you won't have
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Damn Kristof I doubt he's THAT bad lol
"Is Andy Beshear of Kentucky the Next Bill Clinton?" (headline of NYT oped by Kristof)
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every couple years all the just-asking-questions racists in academia have to sign an open letter about free speech or some shit. It’s basically how they declare eligibility for right wing dark money.
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
unlikely to hit but there is a distillation of the idea that "smarties come up with circuitous rhetoric about why bad things are good and they buy into the twists as an ideal". It focuses on the circuitousness and their "buy in" but it's much better than this post. Anybody know?
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☀️ 🪩 🟡 🌍(🏠) 🔴 @lunarstargaze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is how it feels to post in the announcements channel of your own discord server
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So is it okay if I inquire (to the group not that account that’s me) as to Natalie Harp’s opinion on nuclear weapons. I’m just curious
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Thread generally, often deeply, misunderstands what Jeffries thinks his job is
https://bsky.app/profile/goodnightnobody.bsky.social/post/3lt7zohlosk2a
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💢Marx Was Right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“We live in a society.” If there’s no agreed upon right or wrong. If there’s no “good and evil” then there’s no justice.
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thank you Andy Daly for existing I am never sad when celebs die but hey maybe with you (though you only got 5 years on me / decent chance I go first)
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Denouncing woke 1 increasingly feels like the electoral left looking for their Sister Souljah moment. Gotta let the world know all that defund stuff you were talking in 2020 was hysteria and you’re serious now.
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think if the fascist state were smart they would backfill the story of Victor Marx (CO governor candidate, "cajun liar" per Julian Feeld). As much as they could, I mean. His dad's name was Karl Marx, it's perfect.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hot nacho cheese flung into my eye watching the odyssey and i caught cyclopsora
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Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Prob been pointed out already or maybe somebody has a better take but I think the reason trans people got the bullseye is the elite word got put out that we need a domestic group to treat as inhuman on an orthogonal idpol vector than that of immigrants
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think you can judge a society by two things, together 1) what is considered a crime and 2) who tends to get a blind eye or even a coverup, and why
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One thing about cooking is you do get better pretty quickly if you care even a minimal-but-practical amount
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Alexandra Orlando @alexgorlando.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
HAPPY 20th ANNIVERSARY DWARF FORTRESS! 💪⛏️
Me and Tanya Short on splitscreen webcam wearing fake beards.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh I see you want to cry about one of her old tweets. Let's take a look at one of yours.
Joe Walsh
On November 8th, I'm voting for Trump.

On November 9th, if Trump loses, I'm grabbing my musket.

You in?
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It’s probably more than 2
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I will just mention the other side might also be more emotionally expensive lol (I'm older, lost friends, play soccer weekly with strident zionist etc. idiosyncratic perhaps, yes it's monday nights why do you ask) but it's right and it's not complicated esp. if your heart works.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Scapegoats are emotionally cheaper than systems. Blaming the left asks nothing of you. It feels good and righteous and right. Asking whether your institutions and your party failed you requires dismantling beliefs you have spent your lifetime building. That is emotionally expensive.
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Matt Christman also hit it out of the park with his slightly wider take on the same event (sorry for Reddit link, would prob be 5 posts long) www.reddit.com/r/stupidpol/...
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From the stupidpol community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the stupidpol community
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“Has the Me Too movement gone too far?”
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Dax 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🇵🇸🌲 @trillsymbiont.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The person behind the “firebomb a Walmart” tweet liberals/radlibs love is just a paid advertiser for gambling now. that’s so fuckin funny man
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I think my son has been watching YouTube’s about how to irritate the hell out of 50 yo white dudes
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A cow in water. The text reads “I can't go the rest of my life asking if it's Al or not”
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collie.bsky.social @collie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
also lightbulb moment for dem normies that the leadership has other, almost opposite priorities (he said, imploringly)
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Dr Legume @goodnightnobody.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ames and Dolan don't even give it "good" and immediately wish I were harder on it lol
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 22/07/2026
🚨 ICE just published their recent numbers and it's worse than we thought. JUNE: ICE and CBP took 43,138 people. That works out to 1,474 of our neighbors every single day. JULY: 65,765 people are now inside US concentration camps.
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ICE Quietly Arresting More People Than Ever According to Latest Data
NEW DATA ALERT 🚨 After months of data silence, ICE's new numbers show 65,765 people in immigration detention, deportations near 1,250 a day, and arrests now at 1,473 a day.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Calling all meta glasses wearers 'specs offenders'.
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