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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman

@gooddoctorb.bsky.social
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Author/artist/musician makin shit in KCMOUSA. I am not a doctor, it’s just my initials and that’s the whole joke, sorry. I use he/him pronouns. Help a mfer out and buy a tshirt! www.teepublic.com/user/drblakeman

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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When a wound Festers, that’s when you can stick a lightbulb in it and it will light up
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only thing stupider than people who don’t realize the Onion is fake, are the replyfolk in every Onion post screaming at everyone, “dont you know this is FAKE”
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You never see this level of insecurity from fans of other music genres where they have to delude each other into believing everyone is lying about not listening to it, but also super defensive whenever anyone says they don't enjoy it.
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aspen Dental sounds like an adjective. Aspendentally, I feel it could also function as an adverb
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Remember there was that weird post Rowling put out a few weeks ago where she's pretending to be a queer ally suddenly? I guarantee that only happened because WB started losing actors for the show due to "scheduling conflicts" and told Rowling to shut her fucking mouth. It's gaslight time.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hard to believe that I had capacity to loathe this nazi scumbag even more, but…guess I do! May he fall into a K-hole and never get out. www.advocate.com/politics/ele...
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Elon Musk’s PAC makes transgender people its multi-million-dollar midterm target
America PAC is attacking Democrats in four competitive Senate races as the trillionaire prepares to spend at least $100 million helping Republicans.
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Thaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️‍⚧️ @thaddeus.zone · 08/09/2026
ELIZA has assured me that the mechanical turk is my friend and earnestly enjoys playing chess with me
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Republicans have made their election strategy very clear: 1) Islamophobia 2) transphobia 3) blatant lying 4) cheating / suppressing votes 5) throwing endless dark + corporate $$ at all the above When I see Democrats HELPING them on 1 & 2 - or barely mentioning the rest - I want to break bones.
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who could’ve foreseen that a guy whose favorite American president was Andrew Jackson would be the 2nd worst president of all time, behind Andrew Jackson.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dems got so lost in the sauce trying to co-opt Reaganism that they forgot about the greatest centrist president we've ever had! You can do it! You can save capitalism and lay the foundation for 50 years of Democratic Party dominance.
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bilbo from The Fellowship of the Ring film, in front of his window in Bag End. It is captioned, “People are arguing about mountains. Mountains, Gandalf!”
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
No, I don’t say “sticky situation,” I say
A squishy pickle toy with a tag that says “squishy pickle“
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/08/2026
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Technology is cool, too bad they made it evil
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Is anyone more cartoonishly pathetic than the weak little babies yelling at Fauci The saddest YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME toddlers who just couldn’t fuckin pitch in like everybody else
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Moments ago on MS NOW: “Trump will be speaking at Lindsey Graham’s funeral. When he does, we’ll air it live.” WHY?!!! WHY?!!! WHY?!!! After all these years and after all that’s happened, feeding off of Trump is all these lazy corporate media fucks can do.
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sure, we all laugh now, but he’s locked in the pro-diarrhea demographic for at least a generation
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That kid in elementary school who told you that his uncle worked at Nintendo and rode a hoverboard to work is now the richest man in the world. Great work, everyone
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Every app: In our latest update, we’ve retained the right to sell your information and harvest your kidneys but as a treat we’ve also slightly changed the font to make you wonder if it actually changed or if you’re falling apart
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing” - Younger Slightly Less Tone Deaf George Lucas
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Thaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️‍⚧️ @thaddeus.zone · 09/07/2026
this is vital for everyone to understand survivors need to understand that it isn't their fault & reply guys need to understand that social pressure from every direction pushes survivors to blame themselves and that you, reply guy, are using that societally coerced self-blame to absolve rapists
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
All these people getting drunk, blowing stuff up, celebrating the holiday, and I’m just sitting here thinking about the album version of The Crossroads by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
🎶 Hey now You’re a Zoltar Helpin Tom Hanks Get Big
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We did it! No more text messages!
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You do the math! (you do the monster math)
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Don’t mate hangry, y’all
A clipping from the Wikipedia page for Black Widow spiders. It reads, “Male black widow spiders tend to select their mates by determining if the female has eaten already to avoid being eaten themselves.”
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
ME: I fully support science SCIENCE: Strawberries aren’t actually berries ME: Yes... I... (twitch) fully…. (twitch) support that… Go (twitch, twitch) science
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Heyyyy I know I said the thing you sent me was some of the most beautiful work I’d ever seen and made me weep openly, but get this- I showed it to my friend who hates everything, and they HATED it
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 13/06/2026
Pretty sure he means "the hill on which I will die."
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The law is salvageable, though, if these people face punishment. They dragged my family through hell despite a jury of our peers saying repeatedly they wouldn't indict protesters. A perversion of justice like this needs to be met with real justice for the prosecutors who broke the law.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Can I let you in on a secret? It's easy to create lots of shitty jobs that don't pay well. Yes, the economy added jobs last month, but real wages are dropping. The paychecks of most American workers aren’t covering rising costs — they’re getting poorer. This isn't something to celebrate.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"Why are people so negative about the economy?" Consider this. There are two possibilities: 1) He's right and my livelihood is screwed. Maybe not 18 months but soon. 2) He's full of shit, it won't happen, and AI is a giant bubble that will crash the economy. Why would I feel good about either?
Microsoft AI chief gives it 18 months—for all white-collar work to be automated by AI
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I like to pronounce going so it rhymes with boing
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Weird that it’s so astronomically expensive to fund space endeavors via personal enterprise. Almost like it would better handled by some sort of… aeronautical space administration? On the national level? Utilize budget processes & international diplomacy? Push broader scientific goals? Gosh I dunno
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It’s silly to me when people complain that Bluesky isn’t Xitter, and they do so here on Bluesky, instead of just leaving, and being the fuck on X. Nobody is forcing you to be here. Toddle away to your super-interesting nazi engagement, then. Absolutely no one will stop you!
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I skip dimensional universes every time I have to spell the word “presence” What do you mean, it has a C in it, now?
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“I hate it when villains in fiction get their comeuppance, it’s so unrealistic” Yeah, duh, why do you think audiences like it so much? It’s called fantasy, bro
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Dammit, every night cannot be a dark night of the soul. This sucks butt.
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This is the thing that’s so funny to me, when CEOs say shit like “you’ll be able to generate a movie and watch it right there, right out of your own imagination“ and then forget to follow up with “and it’ll only cost you $18,000 in tokens“
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
🎶 AI slop, AI slop of horrors AI slop, AI slop of terror Won’t it stop, AI slop of horrors No, oh-oh, oh noooooo 🎶
Singers from Little Shop of Horrors film
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them
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D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman @gooddoctorb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Forgive me, I haven’t actually seen the show……. Is Grogu a lil stinker??
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 14/05/2026
How many hundreds of thousands of Africans does a man have to kill by yanking foreign aid to get called racist around here?
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