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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*sticks pinky out*
Sign on wall reads "Please urinate with precision and elegance." (Chinese translation above)
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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I doubt sliding a few quarters under my son's pillow will wake him up, but I'm going to wear this tooth fairy mask just in case.
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thou doth protest too much Robit.
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Bone journal
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 31/01/2026
thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
Wikipedia page for /pol/, a politics board on 4chan.

it was launched october 23rd, 2011From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, October 24, 2011 8:31 AM
To: Boris Nikolic
Subject: Re:
i liked mmot alot. i drove him home, he is very bright
On Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 11:29 AM, Boris Nikolic kc C91117' wrote:
Sure.
I will be there as well.
In 2 weeks or so.
Just left Bill — running for a lunch with Rubenstein.
How did you like moot?
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Luke McKay @lukemckay.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
it's NATIONAL BAGEL DAY today! there are free bagels at the front desk!! nice! I think this comic always made a good print. @dndbeyond.com #dnd #dndart #ttrpg
fantasy bagel
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Lizardguy | check pinned post @lizardguy64.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!
News article snippet from May 30th 2025, written by Alice Linehan, that states "J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fun anti-trans organisation". Then a picture, then more text reading "J.K. Rowling is using her wealt to finance an organisation dedicated to removing trans rights. the Harry Potter Author has an" next line is cut out, but you get the picture.
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Jack Edathil @jackedathil.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I’ll be on Wheel of Fortune on Monday, October 13th. Please tune in! #wheeloffortune
A photo of me wearing a gray suit and pink shirt in front of the wheel of fortune wheel
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Jonathan aka RoadBlock @roadblock.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Jack is the perfect game show contestant! Tune in and cheer him on!
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Without downloading new pics where are you at mentally?
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 09/08/2025
you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
On the plane for my first trip to LA. Can't wait to get in my rental car and become part of the problem.
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Josh Johnson gives amazing perspective in a comedic way. Just so good I had to share.
youtu.be
Trump VS MAGA? The Epstein Crashout Explained
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Attempted Leroy and Lewis BBQ chicken. The mustard sauce with demi-glace is killer.
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Excellent end to a lovely walk with friends and family.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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Arkady Martine | Dr. AnnaLinden Weller @byzantienne.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
biblically accurate chicago
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TV's GrunkleMary McDowell - Midnight Movie Star @grunklemary.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Oh, the generation that interrupts every conversation centered around petty bitching about generations disguised as intellectual discourse because no one mentioned them? We ate lead paint chips off the sides of old churches and CLEARLY turned out fine. Ron Howard voice: They were not fine.
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chainsawroll🍉🌮✨ @chainsawroll.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
If only we knew what was going to happen and told everyone who was planning to vote for Mango Mussolini...
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
👊🇺🇸🔥
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
This is the simplest and most obvious explanation.
The image is a screenshot of a post on X by a user named David Roberts (@volts
.wtf). The post reads: "The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It’s not a public act, it’s not a schtick, there’s not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people."
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 24/03/2025
I'm happy for her. I met her very early on in my reporting work a few years ago, and the genuineness in which she carries herself was remarkable to me. She'll be great in Congress.
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Queer Trans Project offers free gender-affirming care kits & flights for care queertransproject.org Trans & Queer Youth Collective runs virtual support & hobby groups tqyc.org SnapCo’s Take Care of Our Own bail & mutual aid fund for Black QT folks in Georgia snap4freedom.org
queertransproject.org
QTP
QTP
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TV's GrunkleMary McDowell - Midnight Movie Star @grunklemary.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Here are the clickable links for accessibility sake: Trans Lifeline: give.translifeline.org/give/461718/... Transgender Law Center transgenderlawcenter.org/donate/ Sylvia Rivera Law Project srlp.org/srlp/?page=C... Black and Pink www.blackandpink.org/DONATE/ Cont. in comments -
give.translifeline.org
Support Trans Lifeline
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John Bultena🧙‍♂️🔮 ➡️Mordheim @onlyplaywizards.com · 04/02/2025
If Trump wanted to get a lot of favor suddenly, across the board, he'd have Musk arrested for the BS he pulled this weekend. Just saying
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Emily K @emkultra64.com · 29/01/2025
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Made Poke bowls and sashimi for dinner last night.
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Post a pic you took with no description to bring some zen to the timeline.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!! *puts on pajamas
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Had a great holiday weekend with the family. Hope you all did the same. <3
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aluigiboard @aluigiboard.lsbns.gay · 15/12/2024
behold...
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LaTia is somethin’ scary @latiajacquise.com · 29/11/2024
Put Luke in your artist starter packs, you cowards (affectionate)
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The way it’s looking its gonna be like “Democrats send strong message to Trump: no death camps” and 3 days later “well. Unfortunately the death camps are legal”
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Share a pic you took that doesn't have people in it. I took this outside of a restaurant today, just before eating some crispy edged salmon teriyaki.
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them.
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Ķ̵̍ ̸͓̋ó̴͚ ̴̛͚m̵͈̕ ̵̳͛i̴̛̹ ̴̡̀?̸͉͠☄️*ੈ✩‧₊˚ : ʀ ᴇ ᴅ ᴇ ʙ ᴜ ᴛ - 2 0 X X???? @komiburne.vtubers.social · 06/11/2024
Always! 💖 Don't make me tap the sign!
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Voting in Washington is night and day compared to Oklahoma. So nice to be in a functional democracy.
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Luke McKay @lukemckay.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
My prime squirrel Growler had 3 kits recently, and just now it seems her sister Pipette had 3 more kits!! But six more mouths to feed. So I am doing some squirrel theme commissions that come with a sticker pack of squirrels to buy nuts. Please DM me if you would like one.
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
No hate mail showing up at my door because I was registered as a Democrat No dude with a gun standing out front of the polling place mean mugging anyone he doesn't like the look of. No little old lady tossing my democratic primary ballot at me because she has to get out the blue book of names.
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
Official act. Immune.
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
I was an HP fanboi for decades, but I kept getting more and more frustrated with this shit. My brother recommended a basic Brother laser printer and it’s been a solid workhorse for a couple years now.
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
Yeah, please vote
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Goober @gooberthegr8.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Going to be moving out west soon. Last spring at this house. Enjoy some bugleweed, tulips, bluebonnets, and Japanese maples.
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