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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Simple math…👇 By. The. Numbers. 😎✨
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Are you mad at me? @bradys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A woman wearing a shirt with an EU flag on it walks past a man wearing a shirt covered in Canadian maple leafs. The maple leaf man looks appreciatively at the European Union woman. Beside the Canadian man is Donald Trump in a star spangled banner unitard, looking angrily at the Canadian
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Bill Bush @profbillb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This thread. The juxtaposition of kidnapped kids and an opulent wedding bankrolled by the kidnappers is nauseating.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whilst MAGA lunatic Mike Rogers uses his entire corrupt Senate campaign as a racist attack tool against Senate democratic candidate Abdul Ey-Sayed, a reminder that Mike opposed healthcare services for 9/11 first responders 9 times. Michigan, vote for human decency, not immorality.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
NYT: “A federal judge in California ruled the Trump administration violated the constitutional rights of international students when it sought to deport them for criticizing Israel’s war in Gaza.”
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Judge Rules Trump Unlawfully Targeted Stanford Students Who Criticized Israel
The ruling was a win for Stanford’s student newspaper, The Stanford Daily, and it followed another court victory for students targeted by the Trump administration last year.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Repugs be like...
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watters: Do you think men should play in women’s sports? El-Sayed: I'm running for U.S. Senate. I'm out here trying to take on the health care crisis and big pharma, and you're asking me about who gets to play what sports
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Peter Porker the Spectacular Spider Ham 4 (2978)
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 21/08/2026
His version of America First was imposing suffocating tariffs on American farmers, increased diesel costs, and now has us importing goods he promised would be made here. We're losing more farms weekly, while he's made $2.2 Billion.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 21/08/2026
The national debt just crossed $40 trillion. When I entered Congress in 2011, it was $14 trillion—and we treated it like an emergency. We had a real chance to change the trajectory. I was there. I cast some of those votes. Including regrets. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
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The $40 Trillion I Saw Coming...and Voted For Anyway
A personal reflection on the chance Congress had to tackle the debt crisis, how we blew it, and what I would have done differently.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Navy may change the name of a warship to honor a brave black man who served honorably in the Pearl Harbor attack to the name of a cowardly draft dodger who is so ignorant he didn’t even know what happened at Pearl Harbor, according to his then Chief of Staff accompanying him on the visit
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Psaki: Why do you think Mike Rogers is so far refusing to agree to a date for this debate? El-Sayed: I mean, I hate to say it, he’s a coward. Rogers the Dodger does not want to actually debate because he knows that he’s an empty suit with no new ideas
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God @thegodshow.com · 19/08/2026
If the president votes by mail, then EVERY CITIZEN should be able to vote by mail.
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Larry Hochman @larryhochman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I used to think they would react differently if it was their daughters or granddaughters. Now I’m not sure if their moral compass or sense of empathy is functioning at all, and they’re just drunk on power and attention. For some I honestly don’t think it matters…including this guy.
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Trump voted early, by mail, in Florida’s Republican primary, yesterday. Either he realizes it’s not cheating, and just wants to disenfranchise voters, or he’s actively and knowingly cheating… So, which is it?! Enjoy. 😎✨
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⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🎮 @purestinnosense.blacksky.app · 18/08/2026
Every day we stray further from God’s light
Poptart buzzballs in frosted brown sugar cinnamon and frosted smores
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Kim Jong-un: "I moved on Trump like a bitch. When you're a tyrannical dictator, he'll let you do it. He'll let you do anything."
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge (in Lego) Credit to Jason Allemann & Kristal / @jkbrickworks
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The venn diagram of guys who leave purposefully incendiary messages on posts and really unfunny guys who think they are really funny is a circle.
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One Canadian Headline Says It All! =========================
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Anti-Trumpism @forabettertomorrow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Katie Phang’s legal team is unloading on Attorney General Todd Blanche in a blistering new court filing made Tuesday, accusing Blanche of attempting to delay her lawsuit seeking the release of records under the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
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Katie Phang Rips Todd Blanche’s Epstein Case Delay Bid as Having 'No Basis in Reality'
Her recent filing notes there is “no question he is in default.”
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Benjamin Slyngstad @slyngstad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Karoline Leavitt is moving on to find even larger cross necklaces I’m guessing.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 12/08/2026
Statement from WHO Director-General @drtedros.who.int on US vaccination policy. “Vaccination policy should be guided by rigorous, independent and transparent review of the best available science, not by political influence.”
Every parent wants to keep their children safe, and vaccines are among the most powerful tools for doing that, making deadly diseases preventable.
WHO is concerned that recent changes to US immunization policy are not aligned with decades of evidence that show when children are most vulnerable to disease, when vaccines provide the strongest protection, how many doses are needed, and which vaccines can be given together safely.
That evidence is reviewed continuously as new data emerge from across the globe. The current evidence is unequivocal: vaccines - including the MMR vaccine - are safe and do not cause autism.
Delaying vaccines or separating doses unnecessarily does not make vaccination safer and can leave children unprotected.
Global evidence and recommendations, including from @WHO, inform national experts, who consider local disease patterns, health systems and population needs, to determine which vaccines and schedules are best for their country.
Vaccination policy should be guided by rigorous, independent and transparent review of the best available science, not by political influence.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trump totally obliterated Iran but he’s switching planes by hiding in a catering cart on international flights and playing golf in NJ next to surface-to-air missile launchers.
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star
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Nerdy Cat @nerdycat0.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bravo subtitler is so shady lmao #RHOA
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Entertainment Weekly @ew.com · 11/08/2026
Bel Powley, who stars as Aunt Petunia on HBO’s upcoming ‘Harry Potter’ series, says she ‘strongly’ disagrees with J.K. Rowling’s anti-trans views.
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‘Harry Potter’ series star rejects J.K. Rowling’s anti-trans views
Bel Powley, who stars as Aunt Petunia on HBO’s upcoming ‘Harry Potter’ series, says she ‘strongly’ disagrees with J.K. Rowling’s anti-trans views.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Me trying to stay awake in math class in the 4th grade on Thursday at 2:30pm
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 10/08/2026
Trump at his most dangerous is also Trump at his most insecure. From the recent archives:
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The Real Threat to Our Elections Is Donald Trump
And it has been for years.
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Blackniss Everdeen @the-green-queen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@bravohistorian.bsky.social
bravohistorian
Meta glasses are cybertrucks for the face
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@existennialmemes.bsky.social
existennialmemes

Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights.  

If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights."  

We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins.  

And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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JaneDzienDobry.bsky.social @janedziendobry.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love this guy.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/08/2026
New in PN: How everyday Americans are forced to fund Trump's corruption "A Public Notice-American Doom analysis shows Trump is spending nearly $1.8 billion in taxpayer dollars to fund his many renovation projects. Meanwhile, Trump and his family’s crypto schemes have raked in more than $2.25b."
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How everyday Americans are forced to fund Trump's corruption
On top of his self-dealing, taxpayers are spending billions on his vanity projects.
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NPR @npr.org · 08/08/2026
Cyclospora, the parasite that has sickened thousands this summer in the U.S., requires time in the human digestive tract to reproduce.
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What Cyclospora does inside the gut and how it gets there
Cyclospora, the parasite that has sickened thousands this summer in the U.S., requires time in the human digestive tract to reproduce.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Typhoid Mary only gave 57 people diarrhea and she was imprisoned until she died
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 07/08/2026
BREAKING: Bill Cassidy says he’s a YES on Todd Blanche, solidifying his legacy as the man who enabled RFK Jr. to wreak havoc on Americans’ health, and now the man who will let Blanche weaponize the DOJ like never before seen in history and cover up for Jeffrey Epstein’s crimes.
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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets"
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They are all Antifa, I mean Commies, because I heard the name Abdul, I shall molt, spin, screech, flap and CRY my red scare time of the week.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
⬛Trump Superstore in TN Going Out of Business⬛ Hopefully a sign of the times. 🤞
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this is what men look like in this shoe color
Four men. Three of them are wearing bright reddish orange shoes. Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck from Duck Tales. They have bright orange feet.
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ashley (birthday month) 🕸️ @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
idiot
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Fiction Horizon @fictionhorizon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Kit Connor Just Landed Marvel’s Cyclops Role And X-Men Fans Are Losing Their Minds
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Kit Connor Just Landed Marvel’s Cyclops Role And X-Men Fans Are Losing Their Minds
The race to rebuild Marvel's mutant team has been one of the most closely watched casting sagas of the year, with fans obsessively tracking every rumor about who would suit up as the next generation …
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ACLU @aclu.org · 07/08/2026
The Supreme Court already decided this issue: Birthright citizenship is guaranteed by the Constitution. Any executive order that tries to attack birthright citizenship will meet the same fate as President Trump's last one.
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Trump orders limits on birthright citizenship, targets ‘birth tourism’
President Trump signed two new executive orders Thursday targeting birthright citizenship, aiming to bypass a recent Supreme Court ruling.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
fool me once.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
JD Vance calls for Trump to be imprisoned
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