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Chrissy

@gonyr24.bsky.social
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Now with 100% less fucks to give ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 08/10/2026
If you are in the path of Hurricane Isaias and will use a portable generator to keep the power on, make sure you have working carbon monoxide alarms. Portable generators can produce enough carbon monoxide to kill in minutes.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Put it in campaign ads
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Chrissy @gonyr24.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had a talk with my son about the Cornell case and what he can do to protect women because it’s not just on women to protect ourselves. We must also teach our sons to be better men.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Raise your hand if you already own and carry around a small holdable device that you can pick up
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/09/2026
"I ate some Skittles I found lying around while cooking, but there were zero food ingredients in them. I checked. So it was like eating air." buff.ly/D1rJmFG
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A Conversation Between Two People on Yom Kippur Who Definitely Fasted
A: Nothing other than plain water for me too. And a little bit of coffee. B: Of course, coffee doesn’t count. Wouldn’t want a headache. Our people have suffe...
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
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Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
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Heather Hendershot @profhendershot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Colbert was forced not to air Talarico interview on his show. Result: 9.5 million views of the interview on YouTube. So here we go again with Kimmel. Streisand Effect for the win! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/10/b...
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Jimmy Kimmel Moves Talarico Interview to YouTube Because of F.C.C. ‘Threat’
In a monologue on Wednesday, Mr. Kimmel said that the show made the decision because the F.C.C. had “threatened” ABC over “traditional editorial decisions.”
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I want us all to become more intolerant to bullies in our daily lives.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The president is building a big golden ballroom for him and all the billionaires to have a party with our money, so quit your bitching, you dumb poors.
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
NEVER FORGET: On 9/11, Donald Trump bragged his building was now the tallest in NYC. Listen for yourself...
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“An hour and a half after Time Magazine broke the story about the bowling alley reno” under Obama, “GSA canceled the project, amid a Republican backlash over whether it was a good use of taxpayer money.” But the Decorator-in-chief is a Very Special Boy who gets to operate under Very Special Rules.
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Chrissy @gonyr24.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m at the radiologist because it’s mammogram time and I’m the youngest person in this waiting room by at least thirty years. Do only elderly people need imaging?
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Rural hospitals closing or shutting down key departments like obstetrics will be one of the biggest stories of 2027. Democrats need to make it one of the biggest stories of the next two months.
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Republicans Built a Medicaid Time Bomb. It Goes Off After the Election.
It's Democrats' job to explain what's coming and who must be blamed by November.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not to get too political, but it would be nice if, even for a day or so, everything could stop getting worse.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“If that counts as sexual assault then almost every woman has been sexually assaulted”. Yes. Bingo. Almost every woman HAS been sexually assaulted. Many of us have had it happen more than once. The problem isn’t the definition, it’s rape culture.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You can’t say you weren’t warned
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I never had any doubt that the crop art this year was going to be something to see.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rarely does one get so perfect a chance and I wasn’t gonna let my boy miss it
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Mark change your display name to Ted Cruz's tiny dick
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PerfectHello new followers.
If you quote tweet something and you are an evil, awful politician just remember that someone can change their name to anything they want and it may be embarrassing for you.
Shout out to @TheWapplehouse for the idea.
Please listen to @jortscenterpod, too.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Chrissy @gonyr24.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Absolutely horrendous news and a tremendous loss. I know nobody lives forever but I hoped we had more time. 😢
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Public service announcement! I once met a woman who did digital outreach for a political campaign; ie, unsolicited fundraising texts. She said “Delete and report as spam” doesn’t work Replying “STOP” does. Do with this as you see fit.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
DID YOU KNOW? You have your own account here and can post whatever you like, which means you don’t need to tell other people what they should or should not post.
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The More You Know Shooting Star Meme
ALT: The More You Know Shooting Star Meme
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Dawn Summers real or fake @dawnsummers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you can find common ground with Jared kusher, but not zohran mamdani, you shouldn't be in democratic leadership
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pathetic — @nypost tries to shame Grace Ryan for having money yet backing candidates who want to fight for the working class and tax the rich As Hasan Piker regularly says, this is how wealthy people SHOULD behave. Stop glorifying greed @nypost y’all are oligarch propaganda.
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Chrissy @gonyr24.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Curly haired friends, I’m seeking tips for drying my hair faster. Much as I love diffusing for 45 minutes…my hair is thick and loves holding onto water.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/08/2026
"Metabolism has entered Museum Mode and is now preserving every carbohydrate for future generations."
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Release Notes: Woman™ Version 51.0
“Thank you for updating to Woman™ 51.0. This release includes important security updates, several unexpected hardware changes, a completely redesigned relati...
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
People are SUFFERING. We have to stop acting like everything is okay. It’s not okay. The conditions under which we ALL are living are killing us.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 17/08/2026
Babies were found with dead brain tissue similar to what follows cancer and the kind of bleeding seen after a stroke. Their autopsies all came to the same conclusion: Their deaths could have been prevented with the long-standard vitamin K shot. (Published May)
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Babies Are Bleeding to Death as Parents Reject a Vitamin Shot Given at Birth
A lifesaving injection given at birth to prevent severe bleeding has become collateral damage of the anti-vaccine movement.
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Chrissy @gonyr24.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Kevin’s at it again! 😂
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Chrissy @gonyr24.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It’s my birthday so if “it happens” today, please alert me immediately as I don’t intend to be on social media, watching the news, etc.
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Chrissy @gonyr24.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Don’t you threaten us with a good time!
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
honestly a rich person reacting to experiencing a consequence for the first time with “Wait, what? Me?” is a perfect encapsulation of why this was a good idea
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Andrew Janjigian @wordloaf.org · 07/08/2026
Proof of loaf comes out 11/17, preorder yours now:
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Breaducation: The Science and Practice of Baking Bread at Home
Your all-inclusive guide to understanding the science behind making the best leavened bread at home with over 50 recipes for sourdough, brioche, baguettes, bagels, pita, and much more, from the founde...
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
dear local business owners, nobody is going to tell you they’re bailing on your business because of the AI ads. they’ll just stop going. in a year you’ll have run out of customers and you’ll be totally mystified as to the reason
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 07/08/2026
“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” - Archbishop Desmond Tutu One side wants fascism. The other side wants healthcare as a human right. To even attempt to conflate the two is absurd.
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Accidental IT Specialist @ultralib.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Everybody who cares about Democratic politics should read this.
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Tracy O’Connell Novick @tracynovick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is very, very interesting.
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Chrissy @gonyr24.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
To the person in this train car with their phone at max volume while watching Tik Toks, I’m calling your mother.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“It’s time for us to take our state back — now you might say: ‘haven’t y’all been in power for like the last 30 years?’ And to that i say… SHUT UP.” 😂😂 Nails it 🎯
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Chrissy @gonyr24.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I can’t stress enough how stupid this is. The springs are all hot enough to emit copious amounts of steam on a hot summer day because that’s how much hotter they are than the air. I’ve been there. It’s beautiful but also very dangerous.
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Brendan Hark! T'is nearly Halloween. @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Platform our campaign to end the public existence of trans people or we'll set the billionaire on you" If you contribute a single penny towards the revenue generated by the Potter franchise you're helping fund this shit.
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Chrissy @gonyr24.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Friends, I dreamed that “it happened.”
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Jennifer S @jenniflaneuse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
43 « see more » taps to get to the current end, maybe you just wanna use this link: skywriter.blue/@kevinmkruse...
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Page by Kevin M. Kruse | @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go....
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rough week to be a climate crisis denier (especially if you’re doing it without even getting paid by the fossil fuel industry— at least Trump got a Billy from them to do it! 🤷🏼)
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Chrissy @gonyr24.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You can also try putting your phone down.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/07/2026
Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Imagine if a woman president spent most her time raving and crying about an election she lost 6 years ago. Emotional. Unstable. Hysterical. Unfit to lead.
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