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Jonny Bananas

@gojonnybananas.bsky.social
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Crewe Alex. Lib Dem. Proud Northerner in Mid Beds. Geek. Irregular. Works best on his own. Officially an author. I will burn... The Heart... Out of you.

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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 10h
I swear I didn’t share this one
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 17h
This has deep Childcatcher energy
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok, that was a good hit! Can handle the keeper misjudging that in the sun when we’re 3-0 up #crewealex
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shit we’ve scored too early #crewealex
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m a grown man of 50 and I just shed a tear at @richardosman1.bsky.social final House of Games sign off.
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone used the term “Connies” to refer to the Conservative Party.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In Café Terrace at Night (September 1888), new gaslight meets the stars on ochre stone. Van Gogh painted the night not as darkness, but as something blooming with color.
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wordle 1,931 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I see the evil Wordle fairies are back. Still didn’t defeat me
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp: Most Dangerous Hats
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Dr Duncan Robertson @duncanrobertson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've gone on Traitors by mistake #celebritytraitors
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E Grant revealing his role like a student at RADA who’s just got the part of Macbeth in the year one production and is very smug about it
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok, it’s good. If E Grant survives one vote I’ll be amazed
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok, I’m watching this traitors thing and I understand now why it’s so popular
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#crewealex
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How many arrests at the Reform UK conference for physical assault?
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Alastair Harper @alastairharper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thomas Edison in 1910. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves on this net zero business, lads
Someday some fellow will invent a way of concentrating and storing sunshine to use instead of this old, absurd Prometheus scheme of fire.
I'll do the trick myself if someone doesn't get at it....
This scheme of combustion in order to get power makes me sick to think of—it is so wasteful.... We should utilize natural forces and thus get all of our power. Sunshine is a form of energy, and the winds and the tides are manifestations of energy. Do we use them? Oh no; we burn up wood and coal, as renters burn up the front fence for fuel.
We live like squatters, not as if we owned the property. There must surely come a time when heat and power will be stored in unlimited quantities in every community, all gathered by natural forces. Electricity ought to be as cheap as oxygen, for it cannot be destroyed.
Now, I am not sure but that my new storage battery is the thing. 167
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wordle 1,925 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Boom
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do Gillingham now get retrospectively promoted through the 1999 playoff final?
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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brian Clough leading out Leeds United at Wembley with the words “you can throw all your medals in the bin, because you won them by cheating
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The thing with “Thommo” and his ilk is, they might be ignorant but they know what they’re doing. They want the attention, they want to be seen attacking migrants. They want to antagonise us. Arrest them and they prove their point and become martyrs.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is how the BBC is reporting Danny Tommo attacking a RNLI boat with a knife. He’s mentioned in passing on paragraph 15. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Migrants taken to Dover after more than 30 hours at sea
Protesters gathered in Gosport after initial reports the small boat would be brought further west.
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Daniel Peake @quizzydan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Actually, I would describe myself as a discontent creator.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Somebody here mentioned John Schwartzwelder. This is for you: substack.com/home/post/p-...
substack.com
John Swartzwelder, Sage of “The Simpsons”
My Interview with a Reclusive Genius (his first)
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm a 99p Kindle weekly deal. Tell all your non dead friends! www.amazon.co.uk/Get-Ahead-Be...
Red background. Kindle with Get Ahead of Being Dead on the screen. Only 99p on Kindle. 14-20 Sept.
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just look at the glee on Nigel Farage’s face as he watches a Piddington resident cry about the overt racism she, her Caribbean heritage husband, and their two children have felt in the village during the referendum. Time and again he’s showing us exactly who he is.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve popped up the Quiet One - for all those neurodivergent kids young and old m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCq_...
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The Quiet One - for all the neurodivergent wonders who have been quiet for so long
YouTube video by Robin Ince
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ok. Who put Wuthering Heights into my head?
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At which point of any of that was Haaland onside?
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
England had won this test match at 5pm yesterday. Now we’re in real trouble.
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
130 target. Same as Australia chased at Headingley in 1981
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don’t judge me but I bought a Christmas present
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It appears anyone non-white is being targeted by these gangs. Thats not good at all. At what point do we call it outright racism then?
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
To commemorate the Star Trek anniversary, here is William Shatner’s cover of Common People. youtu.be/ainyK6fXku0?...
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William Shatner - Common People
YouTube video by dsjkhd
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I need positivity. Going to watch what I want when I get home!
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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wheat Field - 1888 botfrens.com/collections/46/content…
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Apropos of nothing, here is my own personal spork that I bought from #RNLI just a few weeks ago.
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh look. The right wing press are diverting the media agenda to the Royal family. Who would have thought it?
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Started reading Jamaica Inn, and a bloody good read it is too!
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ve watched a lot of clips of Reform members this weekend and what started as amusement at how dumb some of them are, I’m now getting genuinely scared by them.
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Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 07/09/2026
I was worried this would be too cringe to watch but no no: it really is just very funny.
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Overheard: “Why should I work my Bollocks off, when ‘they’ just turn up, get free jeans, home, mobile phones…”
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James MacCleary MP @jamesmaccleary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Incredible how little attention this has got. Masked men come to Dover in a planned action and block our nation's busiest port. None were detained. Good job they weren't pensioners holding signs about Palestine or climate change activists or they'd be in court by now! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Disruption at Port of Dover due to 'stop the boats' protest
The government says it condemns "the behaviour in Dover" and the hours-long disruption it caused.
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wordle 1,905 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This took some thinking
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Port Vale in the relegation zone?
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wordle 1,904 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This was a weird get in 3
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That Spanish actor from No Country For Old Men keeps coming into my pub, getting drunk, starting fights and generally being a nightmare….
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Jonny Bananas @gojonnybananas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Stewie Dancing to Jonathan
ALT: Stewie Dancing to Jonathan
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