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jjordan

@goatguts.bsky.social
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musician, film enjoyer, future editor, weirdo, furry https://

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Monique Barrow @moniquebarrow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
As early as next month, Discord could enable their global age verification measures. #privacy #ageverification theprivacycloud.substack.com/p/discord-wi...
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Discord will enable global age verification soon
Now's the time to move
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🌙 @awawawa.world · 07/06/2026
theyre calling 2026 the year of the mouse and 2027 might just be the year of the mouse also
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 25/05/2026
How to be one person
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a swarm of autumn bugs @facefullabugs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 

The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
jackin off! hashtag #hellyeah ! @barackobama.bsky.social
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KQ @kqbaybay.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Findom? If I wanted to give money to a woman who hated me I'd just speak to my horrible dumb bitch whore of an ex-wife! Am I right fellas?! Tag this post with someone who's divorced or trapped in a loveless marriage that should have ended years ago! I know you know one guy like that! Probably you!
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Jelly @jellyjampudding.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
if jd vance and kamala harris run as opponents we may have the first 3rd party president in decades
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
when are they gonna unionize and start making out
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Fungus @fungusfriend.neocities.org · 06/04/2026
Doodle of interlocking anthro dogs
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
just do this
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
love a good kielbasa
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 25/02/2026
My Smelly Girlfriend
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lylith 🏳️‍⚧️🐶🔪🔞 @lylivoid.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
stoner pinkie pie #3854
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🌙 @awawawa.world · 23/02/2026
"it's fine to dream" by you are an angel my new album OUT NOW! hope you enjoy <3 awawawaworld.bandcamp.com/album/its-fi...
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it's fine to dream, by you are an angel
12 track album
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
ive been going through a hundred after hours (1985, directed by Martin Scorsese) sequences just to sniff this girls armpit
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
the funniest comedy set up to me will always be two guys just too stupid to be gay with each other
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
my blood drips thick with melted red crayola crayons
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Triage @tri4ge.icu · 01/02/2026
Passion #FurryArt #Art
Digitally painting illustration of a green and purple angel puppy character on all fours on top of an orange, yellow, and pink angel kitty character, who is sprawled out on the floor and looking at the viewer. The lighting of the piece is warm and dramatic, and shines down on both characters.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
apologist
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
1 million dollars or shower with mario
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
shower with mario would feel so good right now
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🌿☀️minty mars☀️🌿 @minty-marcus.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
lesbian mice 🌻 lesbian mice 💐 #pixelart | #oc | #ocart
pixel art drawing of two anthropomorphic mice, one saying "you make me feel good!" and another replying with "i think you meant "i like you""
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
hey you might not have noticed when you posted but your genitals are out in this image. just wanna let you know
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
some of my best friends are pieces of shit
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LVL?KEN 💀🕘 @ricesnot.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The Surprising Physics behind Mommy
Baby YouTube thumbnail depicting a vanishing mommy. Baby will explain how peekaboo works
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 18/01/2026
there should have been a doctor who episode where doctor who meets Osamu Tezuka and takes him to the future to show him tf art on furaffinity
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 17/01/2026
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
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C.M. Lewis 🦬⚔️ @thehousered.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
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ARCdraws @arcdraws.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Gator Pokemon🐊
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Patches @rabbitpatches.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Marty Mouser
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Strategic Messaging
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Rest in peace to Scott Adams, creator of the beloved comic strip Dilbert and the somewhat less beloved comic strip Racist Dilbert
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DaToonie @dattoonie.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
idc idc, i really like this foul creature
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 13/01/2026
rest in piss motherfucker
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I can’t emphasize enough how shocked my out of state friends and family are when I tell them what has happened in Minneapolis since Renee Good’s murder. Without reliable media, most not-chronically-online people are completely in the dark. If you want to help Minnesota, tell people what you know.
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 12/01/2026
Black Midi's founding guitarist Matt Kwasniewski-Kelvin has died at 26
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Black Midi Guitarist Matt Kwasniewski-Kelvin Has Died
Matt Kwasniewski-Kelvin, founding guitarist of the experimental London post-punk band Black Midi, has died. Rough Trade, the band’s label, announced his passing on Instagram this morning, writing that...
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
blow a ginger call that smoking that burning bush
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Ultimately though the story doesn't need it
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i think the film is radical in having a rare directly white nationalist military force be a villain but talking to black women in particular let me know they were uncomfortable by the portrayal
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i think video games really peaked at Warioware Twisted for the GBA. closest we've gotten after that would be Disco Elysium
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
the luddites would have beaten every ai server farm into small pieces with large hammers i can tell you that much
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Canada doesnt let people go to college there unless youre getting a medical degree
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
im here to get high not get off. if i wanted to suck nasty dick id walk to a crust punk house drop to my knees and close my eyes with my mouth agape
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
weed pens fucking suck becayse it takes a couple sucks to get actually high then you have to keep sucking it to stay high its like have to suck a dick constantly
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jjordan @goatguts.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
next emo wave
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