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Roland Kreuzer 🦥

@goaserer.bsky.social
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Software Engineer. Procrastinator. Video Game Enthusiast. Cat Person.

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leyrer @leyrer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Bei aller Aufregung über die Fußball-WM, sollten wir aber nicht vergessen,dass Al Bundy 1966 vier Touchdowns in einem Spiel gemacht hat und den Polk High School Panthers damit zur Stadtmeisterschaft verholfen hat!
From the TV Series "Married with Children: 
The glory moment of his past Al Bundy’s life: scoring four touchdowns in a single game while learning regarding the Polk High School Panthers within the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, which includes game-winning touchdown in the ultimate seconds against his old nemesis, “Spare Tire” Dixon (played by Bubba Smith in the episode “All-Nite Security Dude”).
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Martin. @feuerpferd66.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I'm starting to have some reservations about this Trump fellow.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.
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Jesse Cox @jessecox.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hey. Have a good day. ❤️
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DieselDane @dieseldane.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
"If your sink's in trouble, we'll be there on the- What is going on here!?" Based on an old flyer for the Mario Bros (1983) game. #mariobros #fanart
Fanart based on a flyer for the Mario Bros (1983) video game. Mario (top) is on top of a green pipe and looking down as a Koopa Troopa (left) falls out and a Crab (middle) is coming out of the pipe behind him. Luigi (right) is shocked while a Fighterfly (top right) happily buzzes around above him.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob." —FDR, 1936
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased. Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power. Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable. But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless. Remember this.
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Cake 🍰💖 @freusan.co · 31/10/2025
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃💖
Monogatari Series Puc Puc illustration of Halloween Hanekawa TsubasaMonogatari Series Puc Puc illustration of Halloween Black Hanekawa
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
A new report finds corporations like Kroger and McDonald's are using digital loyalty programs to track your data and potentially charge you more. It's a tactic known as surveillance pricing. Former FTC Chair Lina Khan explains. youtu.be/-cbtUYshYM8?si=GPRt5_WnLeh…
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The Shady World of Surveillance Pricing (Ft. Lina Khan)
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes
Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD06...
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YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST..........??????? 🤡
YouTube video by inksie
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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Techlore @techlore.tech · 06/09/2025
People can't agree on anything these days..except that Windows sucks and switching to Linux is amazing 😂 Literally the only universal agreement I see. Crypto bros, privacy advocates, random tech Twitter - everyone has the "why didn't I do this sooner" energy SWITCH TO LINUX 🐧
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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sunset visitor 斜陽過客 | Prove You're Human - Wishlist Now! @sunsetvisitor.studio · 25/06/2025
the beach episode 🏖️
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Brad Frost @bradfrost.com · 25/06/2025
AMAZING. youtu.be/rk0NzRu6Wr0?...
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Gorillaz - FEEL GOOD INC. (Sung by 198 Movies!)
YouTube video by The Unusual Suspect
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I would just like to go on record as saying: the fuck
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I wish them both the worst.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 06/05/2025
This is so darkly accurate
HOW ANTIVAXXERS SOUND TO THE REST OF US
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I once almost choked to death while eating food. I did my own research and discovered that I am not alone. Thousands of people choke every year while eating, and hundreds of those people die. Thats why I don't feed my kids. Its dangerous. Now plenty of people will point out that food supposedly "prevents starvation," and that might be true, but Its not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and decide what you think is best for your kids. If you choose to give your kids potentially deadly food, thats your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the government has any right to tell me that I need to feed my kids.
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Data Bear 🏳️‍🌈 @dataandpolitics.net · 02/05/2025
Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
what a nice day out
a wide view over green and yellow fields that nicely contrast to a light-blue sky and white clouds on a nice spring day
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Sanders: We’ve got a president of the United States who— Crowd: Boooo Sanders: I agree
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
“History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce.” — Karl Marx
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/04/2025
Tariffs xkcd.com/3073
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 10/03/2025
Please sign me up for this political movement!
WWE crowd member holds sign that says “PRO SCIENCE, PRO CHOICE, PRO WRESTLING”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/03/2025
legit lol at this
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✨𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒 🎀 @nanami.codes · 08/03/2025
Wishing these Ukrainian GigaStacies a productive international women's day (I hope they kill at least 2 Russians each)
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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 01/03/2025
With everything going on in the world, I know it’s hard, but don’t forget to live. Find joy, smile, and hold on to what makes you happy. Because the weaker you feel, the easier it is for them to win.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/02/2025
Zelenskyy gives a thumbs up after getting berated by a visibly agitated Trump
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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Goose - RCCC E26 @duckgoose.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
There’s some good in this world, and it’s worth fighting for #art #fanart #LOTR #lordoftherings #illustration #SamwiseGamgee
Samwise Gamgee smiles and walks through a field of sunflowers. He holds out several in his hand towards the viewer.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I know you all already know this, but this is going to get really bad.
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Joel Mittelstädt @joel-volt.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
#Democracy #Quote #Freedom #Antifascism #Liberty #History#Roosevelt #USA #HistoryMatters
Ein Auszug aus einer Rede von Präsident Franklin D. Roosevelt aus dem Jahr 1938: „The liberty of a democracy is not safe if the people tolerate the growth of private power to a point where it becomes stronger than their democratic state itself. That, in its essence, is fascism.“
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The Daily Beans Podcast @dailybeanspod.com · 22/01/2025
This is how you do it...
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Happybara.. 😅
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
ain't that a mood
Screencap of Twin Peaks, agent Cooper drinking coffee during breakfast, telling Audrey Horne : "Well, Audrey, to be perfectly honest, I'm tired and a little on edge."
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Faith Erin Hicks @faitherinhicks.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
I wake up in the morning.
I sit at my computer.
The internet screams at me that the world is on fire.
I am overwhelmed by the deluge of bad news and faceplant in front of the computer.
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Word of the day is most definitely ‘hurkle-durkling’ (19th-century Scots): to linger in bed long after it’s time to get up.
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Word of the day is a favourite for this time of year. To be ‘crambazzled’, in old Yorkshire dialect, is to be prematurely aged by excess drinking or partying.
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sunset visitor 斜陽過客 | Prove You're Human - Wishlist Now! @sunsetvisitor.studio · 25/12/2024
❄️ HEKKI HOLIDAYS! ❄️ Our gift to you this X-mas, a commission from the amazing @spilledte.com... We all deserve a little happiness 🥹 even Iris and Jiao
HEKKI HOLIDAYS! A polaroid. Iris and Jiao having a happy moment during Christmas. Iris is smiling and hugging her whale plushie. Jiao just opened her gift from Iris -- a yellow hoodie -- and she is surprised. There is holiday themed bubble waffle stickers on the image.
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhlW...
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Working on a Printer Paper Jam
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 13/12/2024
In IT, legacy means it runs in production and too scary stuff to touch. Leave it alone if you want to be happy 😊
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