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Roland Kreuzer 🦥

@goaserer.bsky.social
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Software Engineer. Procrastinator. Video Game Enthusiast. Cat Person.

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leyrer @leyrer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Bei aller Aufregung über die Fußball-WM, sollten wir aber nicht vergessen,dass Al Bundy 1966 vier Touchdowns in einem Spiel gemacht hat und den Polk High School Panthers damit zur Stadtmeisterschaft verholfen hat!
From the TV Series "Married with Children: 
The glory moment of his past Al Bundy’s life: scoring four touchdowns in a single game while learning regarding the Polk High School Panthers within the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, which includes game-winning touchdown in the ultimate seconds against his old nemesis, “Spare Tire” Dixon (played by Bubba Smith in the episode “All-Nite Security Dude”).
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Martin. @feuerpferd66.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
horses - absolute horses...
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Everyone makes errors. That being said: putting the guy in power for a second time, after everything that happened only four years earlier, deserves at least a little contempt. And I don't think that's a radical position to have...
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I'm starting to have some reservations about this Trump fellow.
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
In a country that mostly works on the castle doctrine that is basically a surefire way to endanger both civilians and officers. The only goal is escalation, immigration enforcement seems like an afterthought
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.
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Jesse Cox @jessecox.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hey. Have a good day. ❤️
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'd think she wants to avoid repercussions against her and her country now that the US "runs" Venezuela. Trump was always extremely bribable, especially with gifts that show status. He doesn't keep his promises though, so it's probably for nought
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
There I thought the FIFA peace price was a low point, but at least it had his name on it
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DieselDane @dieseldane.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
"If your sink's in trouble, we'll be there on the- What is going on here!?" Based on an old flyer for the Mario Bros (1983) game. #mariobros #fanart
Fanart based on a flyer for the Mario Bros (1983) video game. Mario (top) is on top of a green pipe and looking down as a Koopa Troopa (left) falls out and a Crab (middle) is coming out of the pipe behind him. Luigi (right) is shocked while a Fighterfly (top right) happily buzzes around above him.
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Look it's not like we are only passively loosing jobs because of the horrible economy - part of it is also that we actively destroying jobs. That way we can gaslight people into thinking the lower numbers were always the goal
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob." —FDR, 1936
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
A foreign invasion to increase domestic popularity is nuts. And describing it as an old and obvious pattern in US politics is somehow even more insane. I'm not saying Pete is wrong here, my European mind just can't comprehend that this level of madness is somehow a political discussion in 2026
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
So, to summarize, totally not an invasion, just the attempt to permanently take control of a previous sovereign country for our own self interest. South America is basically US territory anyway, that's why it's called America
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased. Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power. Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable. But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless. Remember this.
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Cake 🍰💖 @freusan.co · 31/10/2025
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃💖
Monogatari Series Puc Puc illustration of Halloween Hanekawa TsubasaMonogatari Series Puc Puc illustration of Halloween Black Hanekawa
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
A new report finds corporations like Kroger and McDonald's are using digital loyalty programs to track your data and potentially charge you more. It's a tactic known as surveillance pricing. Former FTC Chair Lina Khan explains. youtu.be/-cbtUYshYM8?si=GPRt5_WnLeh…
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The Shady World of Surveillance Pricing (Ft. Lina Khan)
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes
Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
An sich hätten wir ja bereits West- und Osteuropäische Zeitzonen. Sowohl Lissabon als auch Bukarest gehören trotz Zeitversatz zu Berlin erfolgreich zur EU. Fraglich warum der halbe Kontinent den Sonnenstand ignoriert und sich in der Mitteleuropäischen Zeit einordnet
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Wenn man nach dem Sonnenstand geht ist es auch jetzt schon Quatsch dass sich Warschau und Madrid in der selben Zeitzone befinden. Man kann auch in der EU sein ohne die Mitteleuropäische Zeit zu nutzen
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD06...
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YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST..........??????? 🤡
YouTube video by inksie
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I suspect both are lying, somehow...
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
For someone who describes free speech as a cornerstone of the nation she criticizes other people's speech an awfully lot.
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The people who I'm agreeing with exercises their constitutional right for free speech. Everyone else's speech is hateful rhetoric which they should be held accountable for.
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Gotta love a good flowchart
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Techlore @techlore.tech · 06/09/2025
People can't agree on anything these days..except that Windows sucks and switching to Linux is amazing 😂 Literally the only universal agreement I see. Crypto bros, privacy advocates, random tech Twitter - everyone has the "why didn't I do this sooner" energy SWITCH TO LINUX 🐧
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Should be easy to prove as this would mean the FBI must have years of informant reports on file that could be released
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
This means as a non-citizen I can do all the crimes and in case I get caught one day the British public pays for my flight back home? Polite and convenient, as expected from the UK 😆
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I like that is classified specifically as US-American Salmon Dish
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Oh no, anything but not management
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I could swear there was a highway the last time I came through here 😉 Great game btw
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
So just put enough unrelated things into a single bill - this way everyone has a reason to vote for it
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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sunset visitor 斜陽過客 | Prove You're Human - Wishlist Now! @sunsetvisitor.studio · 25/06/2025
the beach episode 🏖️
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
One would think it'll cost them more to employ people whose whole job will be to constantly unlock the candy isle compared to what could have possibly got stolen previously. But since this is America they'll probably find a way to add a tipping system to the whole thing
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Brad Frost @bradfrost.com · 25/06/2025
AMAZING. youtu.be/rk0NzRu6Wr0?...
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Gorillaz - FEEL GOOD INC. (Sung by 198 Movies!)
YouTube video by The Unusual Suspect
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I would just like to go on record as saying: the fuck
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Pro-Tip from someone who had history lessons in Europe: Do not escalate all your conflicts at once!
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I wish them both the worst.
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
winning over far right voters to left-centrist parties does not work; such proposals only shift the perceived centrist position further to the right
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Calling 16-year-olds ripe and fertile should get you on some kind of list - not into Senate. Btw if it is teen pregnancy you're after just lower the drinking age. Getting married five years before being able to get drunk sounds like hell on earth
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 06/05/2025
This is so darkly accurate
HOW ANTIVAXXERS SOUND TO THE REST OF US
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Gordon Scott
I once almost choked to death while eating food. I did my own research and discovered that I am not alone. Thousands of people choke every year while eating, and hundreds of those people die. Thats why I don't feed my kids. Its dangerous. Now plenty of people will point out that food supposedly "prevents starvation," and that might be true, but Its not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and decide what you think is best for your kids. If you choose to give your kids potentially deadly food, thats your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the government has any right to tell me that I need to feed my kids.
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I'm not sure if he actually doesn't realize that most people's expenses are not nice-to-have - like clothes or food. Talking like price increases do not matter as everybody has too much anyway is a truly despicable way of putting it
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
It was posted on HIS f-ing truth social account. Someone put it out on the internet - my ass
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Roland Kreuzer 🦥 @goaserer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
You're right, that's a thing that happened. It's hard to keep track when every week's news are stupider than the last. March feels like ages ago... 😩
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