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A safety-conscious sourdough baker.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 18h
This is a photograph of the edge of one of Saturn's rings, looking down from above. Those spiky dark shapes are shadows. Shadows of giant towers of ice and dust grains clumped together that rise up to three *kilometres* above the 10-m thick rings.
A series of bands cross the image from left to right, brighter at the bottom and darkening towards the top. A band of empty space is at the top of the image. About a quarter down from the top is a complex pattern of jagged, spiky shadows cast onto the rings. The icy towers casting the shadows are seen here at a highly oblique angle.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 28/09/2026
These are what the clouds on Jupiter look up close. The small patches of white are cloud tops, soaring above the main, colourful cloud layer. Image from NASA's Juno spacecraft during its 38th close approach to Jupiter on 29 November 2021, processed by Kevin Gill (@kevinmgill.bsky.social)
A complex, swirling pattern of lighter and darker clouds. One large system, angled to the upper left in this scene, is a tawny brown colour and is elongate. Another, more circular storm system is at lower centre, and is a grey–greenish colour. The background swirls are various shades of grey to blue; small, white features dot the scene.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 24/09/2026
This is a SMALL version of the largest JWST image released so far—of IC 348, a star-forming region about 1,000 lightyears away. Open up the image and marvel in the incredible beauty even in our galactic neighbourhood. This is what it looks like when stars are born.
From the source: "A star-forming region. It is blanketed in thick clouds of gas and dust, millions of kilometres across, that form swirling patterns. Bright stars are scattered throughout the clouds, with the densest cluster situated in the centre of the scene. Each is crowned with six long points created by the optics of the telescope’s mirrors. In the upper right, a couple of hidden stars blast out long, glowing jets of material."
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
josh Hawley, just subscribe to 404media.co
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Dr. Jonathan Foley @globalecoguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m so bored with all the discussion around AI. Can we talk about some useful technology, like heat pumps?
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Liz Oyer @lawyeroyer.com · 23/09/2026
Extremely disturbing news about the lawyer defending Donald Trump’s media ban. Watch this sitting down, and please help spread the word. youtube.com/shorts/veF5d...
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Trump’s media ban gets even more disturbing
YouTube video by Lawyer Oyer
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Jon Ossoff @ossoff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did you see this business about Don Jr.'s wedding in The Bahamas?
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Brandon B. @drawbrandondraw.com · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/jjonGtrCyVE
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After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016
YouTube video by The Onion
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING: We won! And we get discovery into this crazy demolition threat to boot. Kudos to our wonderful client @repbeatty.bsky.social and to my colleagues at DDF and WLG. Formal statement to follow.
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Dr. Annie Andrews @drannieandrews.com · 16/09/2026
My dad is a Republican. He voted for Lindsey Graham and Fox News is his go-to channel. But he knows exactly who I am: someone who listens, works hard, and puts South Carolina first. That’s why he’s proud to stand with me — and I’m proud to have him in my corner.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
From the never-produced Mr. Show movie HOORAY FOR AMERICA! Late ‘90s.
MOMENTS LATER -
CUT
DAVID
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It's very simple. This is my last campaign stop. In the next month, my opponents will spend an estimated combined total of 178 million dollars campaigning for your vote. I, too, will spend 178 million dollars. On you. If elected, I will send each and every registered voter a check for 4,072 dollars and 65 cents.
David holds up a GIANT CHECK to "Joe Public."
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Three notes: (1) this is not *just* marketing. These guys really do mean it. They are convinced they’ve built a vengeful digital god. (2) but also they’re a cult. They are not impartial scientific experts. (3) and one of the byproduct of their endless confidence is marketing hype.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s normalization that keeps me up at night. Big thanks to @propublica.org for their always-excellent work. I wish it wasn’t necessary.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sometimes when you get up at the crack of dawn (begrudgingly, it must be said) you can see interesting things, like a sunrise rainbow.
Photo of a starting line of a race. The sky is very cloudy and there is a rainbow, but it looks like the rainbow is all pinkish orange in color instead of multicolored because it’s just after sunrise.
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John Brooks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
L'Arc de Participationne
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/09/2026
the most dudes rock thing i have seen i a minute. also yes this is what my algo serves me
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 02/09/2026
Apollo 11 photo As11-44-6642. Taken by Apollo 11 Command Module pilot Michael Collins, this image captures every living human alive at the time in a single frame—except for Collins himself.
The Apollo 11 Lunar Module ascent stage is in the foreground, rising towards the Command Module against a backdrop of the Moon. In the distance, Earth rises over the lunar horizon.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Hegseth, more than ever, now owns every aspect of the Pentagon’s dysfunction.” www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Hegseth’s Pentagon Lurches Off the Rails
The resignation of Army Secretary Dan Driscoll is the latest sign of severe dysfunction in the Defense Department.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 01/09/2026
It’s Nice To Be Disliked By One Of Those
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Kuragari @kuragari.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Republican party is like an ant with the cordyceps fungus controlling their movements. It's not a functional organization of any actual responsibility or rationality. It only serves the corruption controlling it now.
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The Book Shepherd @thebookshepherd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
….did a data centre write this?
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Glutenant Dan @glutenantdan.com · 28/08/2026
Trump, getting ahead of renaming *bodies* of water one-by-one, issues Executive Order changing the chemical symbols for hydrogen and oxygen.
A basic ball-and-stick model of the molecular formula of water, in which the “H” of the hydrogen atoms is replaced with an “A” and the “O” of the oxygen atom is replaced with “meric.” Taking the joke to its logical conclusion, at bottom, “H2O” is replaced with “A2meric.”
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Glutenant Dan @glutenantdan.com · 28/08/2026
This whole “name everything ‘America’” thing is giving me real Mr. Frundles vibes.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 28/08/2026
The Greek ‘xylo-’ means “wood.” The Greek ‘-phone’ means “voice.” Xylophones were originally made of wood and created sounds. So there you go.
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The Conversationalist @conversationalist.org · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton 🤍 🎥: @femalequotient.bsky.social
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's in the long-term interests of the United States for the current lawless, corrupt, incompetent government to fail at every lawless, corrupt, and incompetent action it undertakes. I wish Canada the best in their wholly-justified retaliation in a trade war we started for no good reason.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026
here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is quite a letter…
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
this story is batshit Here is the full article, which includes all prompts, trial transcripts, the report itself. The firm hired charged more than $80,000 for the report. Also shows that AI transcripts can be discoverable and can be very revealing: www.404media.co/show-how-3m-...
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‘Show How 3M Is 0% at Fault:’ Expert Witness Used ChatGPT to Write Report Defending Company in Deadly Explosion Lawsuit
ChatGPT prompts show how an expert witness report was created in a $61 million lawsuit over an explosion that killed three people.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 17/08/2026
The Trumps’ crypto project just got one step closer to becoming a bank
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The Trumps’ crypto project just got one step closer to becoming a bank
A regulatory charter for World Liberty Financial could be "the most brazen act of self-dealing our system has ever seen."
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There should be an emergency meeting among Dem leadership tonight and the entire Dem delegation should be on the Capitol steps tomorrow morning denouncing this and describing steps they’ll take in light of this latest dangerous insanity.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“As we try to keep everyone cool and calm at the rescue centre during the heatwave, I thought I'd repost a compilation of everyone's favourite clips of the dogs choosing their own toys!” #rescuedog #toys #joy IG: @fetcherdog Animal Shelter, Kent, England
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 14/08/2026
This is Wednesday's solar eclipse. Photographed from lunar orbit.
Earth. In the top right foreground, the rugged lunar surface. Just above the lunar horizon is a dark splotch on Earth, situated around Greenland. That's the Moon's shadow—or a solar eclipse, when viewed from the centre of that shadow on Earth.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is absolutely WILD. Here's the dashboard video posted by @fritschner.bsky.social. Fast forward to about 1 minute. An ICE officer jumps out of a van and pulls a gun on this woman immediately before lying and claiming she "almost ran us over." *profanity warning if watching in public.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Still reeling over that Pwn Sauce!!
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 10/08/2026
Here's some explosive etymology: In the 1600s, an audience annoyed by an actor’s performance might clap loudly to drive them off the stage. That’s where the word “explode” comes from: “ex-“ (away) + "plaudere" (to clap). Boom.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is fore-edge painting: a scene hidden in a book's gilded edge, invisible until you fan the pages just right. Here it meets Tolkien's Lord of the Rings.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/08/2026
This needs to be studied.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bill Nye breaks down the Science of Skin Color and shows why Racism is Ridiculous.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Jim Haggerty EXPOSES the Bin Laden cover-up Chuck E. doesn't want you to know about.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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