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Glutenant Dan

@glutenantdan.com

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A safety-conscious sourdough baker.

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Glutenant Dan @glutenantdan.com · 28/08/2026

Trump, getting ahead of renaming *bodies* of water one-by-one, issues Executive Order changing the chemical symbols for hydrogen and oxygen.

A basic ball-and-stick model of the molecular formula of water, in which the “H” of the hydrogen atoms is replaced with an “A” and the “O” of the oxygen atom is replaced with “meric.” Taking the joke to its logical conclusion, at bottom, “H2O” is replaced with “A2meric.”

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Glutenant Dan @glutenantdan.com · 20/03/2026

Two doves sitting on a power line among many power lines under a cloudy sky.

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Glutenant Dan @glutenantdan.com · 12/10/2025

I asked a balloon to be spooky AF, and this is what it did:

A red balloon floats about 8” above a wooden kitchen table. The string hanging beneath it is loose and it is clear that the balloon is hovering and will neither float nor sink further.