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my idols are dead and my enemies are in power. ex-human, ex-scientist, current krobus enthusiast. 32. 43 if your mom asks. CSUCI '26. she/her/they/them.

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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I, a vaccinated individual, including a flu shot, am suddenly not fascist because I'm not wearing a kn95 mask in a public place.
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know why I don't log on to Bluesky frequently because I saw the average Bluesky user's reaction to the Massachusetts Lesbian Bar story and they're a reflection of how every american online *is* 12 years old
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 20/08/2026
Cartoon by John McNamee Could be almost any politician.
A man in historical colonial attire holds a torch, standing beside a woman tied to a stake over a pile of firewood

"Let me start by saying no one is a bigger feminist than me."
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Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net · 15/08/2026
Here on E Street, the irreplaceable loss of Dave Marsh has us heartbroken…
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Got suspended from Twitter for looking like a spam account. Sucks that I can't get my daily dose of transphobia and racism anywhere else
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“At immigration court for detained children in New York City on Wednesday, a boy named Diego represented himself in front of the judge, Lisa Ling.” "I don’t know how to do it,” he said about an asylum form he was asked to fill out in English. “I don’t know if you can help me fill it out.”
documentedny.com
11 Years Old. In Immigration Court. Alone. No Lawyer.
More children than ever before are being forced to face immigration judges by themselves without legal representation, advocates say.
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There has to be more to life than starving, shopping, trying to live in someone else's body, daydreaming, and sleeping
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AUgetoffmygold @augetoffmygold.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Madonna accomplished many things with 'Confessions II' but the most impressive has to be proving it's possible to make a 2026 album filled to the brim with songs about the dancefloor and not mention crying in any of them
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The Quietus @thequietus.com · 07/08/2026
William Orbit, the influential electronic music producer who designed the sound of classic records like Madonna’s Ray Of Light, has died at the age of 69 buff.ly/hzwsqRZ
Colour photograph of William Orbit.
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Chembu🌺🧶♿ - Ko-Fi shop Updated. Checkout please! @chembarathi.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's easy to love a deer But try to care about bugs and scrawny trees ... Get close to the things that slide away in the dark. Be grateful even for the boredom That sometimes seems to involve the whole world. Think of the frost That will crack our bones eventually. - Tom Hennen #Poetry 💙📚👀
Love for Other Things

Tom Hennen

It's easy to love a deer

But try to care about bugs and scrawny trees

Love the puddle of lukewarm water

From last week's rain.

Leave the mountains alone for now.

Also the clear lakes surrounded by pines.

People are lined up to admire them.

Get close to the things that slide away in the dark.

Be grateful even for the boredom

That sometimes seems to involve the whole world.

Think of the frost

That will crack our bones eventually.
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My project is over and I am leaving my current lab soon. Just awash with sadness because the lab will go on without me, and I will go on without the lab. Last year was a drop of water on a hot pavement.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“Why are you on Bluesky? It doesn't have the sauce.” I sell sauce, dude. I make and sell sauce. I have a stand. I'm not here all day buying sauce. You guys are the freaks. Next time you see your weed plug, ask them why they're at the park, and not a dispensary.
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kt @cpukt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Faria Bakery, you win my heart every single time
Turkish fusion style soft cooked eggs with cucumbers, garlic, yogurt, chilli oil, served with crispy sourdough baguette, and iced Americano
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
More 10-year-olds say they want puppies than parents do. What's behind the divide?
theglobeandmail.com
More men say they want children than women do. What’s behind the divide?
In a time of instability, men are seeking meaning outside of work and feel more optimistic about the future
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I woke up an hour ago and I'm wondering if there is anything more to life than this
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.
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Halotolerant @halotolerant.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
NOW KISS
Minho and Key standing next to each other at SM Town
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Glad to report that the things I loved are still loved
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Steve Salaita @stevesalaita.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Don't give your money to NGOs, politicians, or online pundits. Please donate instead directly to Gaza. Below is a link to the Sameer Project's South Gaza Campaign, which urgently needs support: chuffed.org/project/1132...
chuffed.org
South Gaza: Tents, Food & Water
**With Famine on the rise, we will significantly lower tent purchases and focus on food (rice and bread) and water over the next couple of weeks**
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Oh for fucks sake
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
it's better being on Shitter than having to see this here
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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Thanks to NPR for explaining that due to the ancient, mysterious culture of Persia, Iranians "don't like to be attacked" npr.org/2025/06/16/n...
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 31/03/2025
trans healthcare is either: - hostile endocrinologist that hasn't learned anything new since 1985 and hates you for questioning his majestic wisdom - confused PA that is only allowed to follow guidelines written by transphobic doctors in 1963 - cartoon mad scientist man you get no other choices
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Hot take of the day: Birkins are ugly and you will have to pay me to carry one in public.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 02/04/2025
As his candidate is defeated in Wisconsin, Elon Musk hasn't posted in 21 minutes. This is the longest he's gone without posting in over three years.
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Lyta 🐅 Dangerous Fictions is OUT 🐅 Gold @lytagold.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
you think susan crawford’s victory in wisconsin is a laugh riot, don’t you? well, I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny. right now elon musk is at home crying like a little bitch
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I'm so in love with my partner it saddens me. I don't know if I am deserving of this much kindness.
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shazleen @shazleenmkhan.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I opened up my online shop!! It's going to be up for the foreseeable future, and I'll be shipping out orders weekly ;) 🌸 www.shazleenkhan.shop 🌸 Shares appreciated! #artistshop #art
its a gif of all the different volume covers for my comictwo zines !!pdf comicsstickers of fruits
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Today's leftovers are potatoes au gratin, shakshuka, and palak tofu with naan. Call us Mr. Worldwides
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Comic from Grant Snider (of Incidental Comics) with a scenario where a man is waiting at a bus stop, waiting for "life" to happen, while the message is to live the life, by stepping out of the bus stop and walking home.
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
you ever get so sleep deprived you get religious psychosis
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Car outside blasting Norf Norf by Vince Staples. Night made
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Ivy @amatsuki.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
poorly coloured cat @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
a colouring sheet by poorly drawn cats titled “meowing at stars”, with a cat slightly curled paws reaching towards a star. the star has been painted a golden yellow and the cat in aurora fuschias, greens, and deep blues with golden patches
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
My schedule: Wake up Work Study Stare at pictures of Vietnam cities ??? ??? Stare at pictures of Vietnam villages Sleep
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Saw a picture of me from 7 years ago and now my entire day is ruined
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Hi! I make and sell a lot of soap (mostly within Australia, because shipping internationally is painfully expensive), so if you would like to contribute to the spare money for peas fund, feel free to check out my website! veronicafoaleessentials.com.au
Gloriously creamy looking freshly poured soap, with a textured swirl on one side, and a gold swirl on the other.
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Pea decimation. Ducks for my duck loving internet friends!
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Hoarding books and never reading them >>>> Reading books
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Jugal @joogasama.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Severance has way too many "fun facts". "Oh this soundtrack is exactly 8 hours long", "this shot was completely practical", "that is a real dentist's chair!", "look at this exact time signature in the opening theme", "this guy watched tom cruise to prepare for this scene" man shut the fuck up
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Went to Arroyo Verde hiking trails and Serra Cross park for a spring break outing with classmates and a community leader. It's finally warm out here.
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I'm living to see everyone dragging Snow White but I feel a teensy bit of sadness because it probably translates to lesser work for Rachel Zegler in the future.
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Everyone on r/SanFranciso sub is a fucking cop lmao. They get so excited and happy seeing random homeless people being pushed away or petty thieves getting caught. Is there something in the air in the Bay Area that makes them insane?
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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 20/03/2025
starting to suspect that donald trump is a fed
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Cogito Ergo Cum @glittery-parfait.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I saw a Chuck Wendig post on my feed and I got him immediately confused with Chuck Tingle
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
C’mon little buddy, you can do it
A digitally manipulated image features an older man with long, wild gray hair and exaggerated wide eyes, giving him a shocked or intense expression. He is wearing a black velvet-looking shirt with silver necklaces and dark pants. He holds a microphone in one hand and is in a dramatic pose, as if mid-performance, with one leg bent and the other stretched out. The background is a surreal, magnified view of red blood cells inside a vein or artery, creating a biological and almost sci-fi aesthetic. Overlaid on the image is a caption in black text with a white background that reads: “The Antipsychotic entering my body seeing what kind of job it has to do today.”
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Everyone complains about meal prep but it’s easy with the right pill organizer
A wooden Mancala board with small round pits filled with glass beads in shades of blue, green, and white is placed on a marble surface. The board is open, showing two rows of pits and larger storage wells at each end. Two children’s hands are visible; one hand is reaching to move beads, while the other rests nearby.
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