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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TWO of my classes this week got me trying to solve 489324 sequence problems, because god ain't real and/or god wants me to feel like the dumbest bitch that's ever bitched
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Texting my dad today and realizing damn… I really am his child :’))) His brain vs some of the worst HTH things I ever wrote :’))))))))
Texts between me and my dad. It’s all alliterations about dribbly piss streams. You’re welcome.
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Those Hugging Face agent message board logs just sound like every student Discord chat log when it's Big Ass Exam o' Clock
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Really fuckinnnn titty shitty fuckity fucked up that knowing math helps with programming
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
they're showing tom bombadil bulge on the jumbotron at the uruk hai convention
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
asking the doctor how many years its been since Ted Cruz liked incest porn in 9/11
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Washington post correction:
Thursday, December 3, 2009
A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wrote about AI, our relationship to pain and to comfort, and about why writing should hurt johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/writing-sh...
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
Writing Should Hurt
On our relationship to pain and creativity
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Really underrated aspect of learning math/following the field is how much fuckin drama and infighting occurs. HIGHLY ENTERTAINING, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK(=Fs)
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/09/2026
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The real benefit of holiday days off is that it leads to BH and I fighting over who can remember more lyrics from 2006’s classic album “Konvicted” by Akon feat Eminem, Snoop Dogg, and Styles P, produced in part by Lil Jon and T-Pain, recorded at White Room Studios in Detroit, including singles suc
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Chrono Lock These Nuts
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reliable metric for late-stage empire is how many Tim & Eric sketches are now real
youtu.be
All The Food is Poison | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
hell yeah dude
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
YOU'RE LISTENING TO [silt strider noises] 106.9 BALMORA FM [loud spell failure noise on repeat] GET READY FOR ONLY TRIBUNAL APPROVED TUNES [dunmer shouting STOOPID] THIS IS NOT YOUR ANCESTOR'S RADIO STATION [daggerfall shop music plays]
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
chronicles of the sword, magazine screenshot & caption, p.s.x., magazine (1996) archive.org/details/p.-s...
rendered 3d skeleton with sword and shield, standing in rendered water in a 3d environment.
caption:
the animation of this skeleton that pops out of the water exemplifies this game's true-to-life look.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Historian here. Let me explain how in the past far-right parties in Germany have caused problems not only for their own country, but for other countries as well: (1/?)
Far-right AfD wins historic victory in German state
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The most immersive video game is Disco Elysium because if you sit in an uncomfortable chair for more than 30 seconds you die
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“The deadline is today” “It will only take me five minutes”
Nathan Fielder, gazing into the abyssElizabeth “Abyss” Holmes, gazing back
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Computers really do be math
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dolph Jimbo and Kerney confronting Nelson and Lisa: YOU played GTA as A GIRL!
THAT IS SO auto-gynephilia
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Boob shelf
Look,,,,,,,,, it’s just a graph for a solid of integration~ using cylindrical method~ around y-axis
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
MY FIRST CS CLASS WITH OTHER ENBYS,,, I KNEW WE WERE REAL,,,,, I KNEW THERE WERE MORE OF US OUT HERE BEING STEREOTYPES,,,,,,,,,
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sleepin time approaches, time to turn on the #1 white noise machine
A screencap of the thumbnail for the YouTube video “1 HOUR of Funny Oblivion NPC Conversations” by the #1 oblivion content channel Elder Mer
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Idk why I’ve spent years carefully crafting fandom jewelry when all I actually HAVE to do is make a bracelet that’s half red and half blue. Done. There it is. It’s every ship.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
BH is such a provider,,, he comes home, reauthenticates his Crunchyroll login, and adds gay shows to my watchlist,,,,,, why is our marriage so healthy,,,,,,,,,,,
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 10/08/2026
Apology accepted I guess.
WE'RE
SORRY Little Lemon Made
My Boyfriend Come
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tag yourself, which cursed ass sub-agent instructions title are you 1. You are Prompt-Forge 2. You are Recursive Promptwright 3. You are Echo-Smith 4. You are The Recursive Observatory
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
HEARTWARMING: when you set up an agent to manage sub-agents who write prompts that write prompts that write prompts that write prompts and make sure everybody repeats their job at least 50 times By round 6-7 they really start c o o k i n g
Theoretical screencap about what a recursive agent look would theoretically look like if somebody were to imagine theoretically putting it into practice. 

"Iteration 6 is complete and themed as a recursive kitchen. I’m adding it to the log and sending the next continue instruction.
Iteration 6 is saved. I’ve sent the next continuation and will keep the sequence moving.
Iteration 7 is back, this time as a theater chain. I’m saving it and continuing.
Iteration 7 is logged, and the next continuation has been sent.
Iteration 8 returned as a recursive city map. I’ll save it and continue.
Iteration 8 is saved, and Prompt engineer is continuing again.
Iteration 9 is complete with an expedition structure. I’m saving it and sending the next continuation."
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
TURNS OUT you can't just image search "sigma sum rule", GOTTA add that "mation" or else your computer starts coughing out a million Jokers and Homelanders
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Before I erase everything and start over because this can’t be correct Don’t talk to me or my Riemann sum or my Riemann sum’s sum or my Riemann sum’s sum’s sum ever again*
I’m so sorry. This is a crop of the homework question that got me to this terrible joke. It is asking for the Riemann sum of f(t) = cos (t/2) on the interval [0, pi] with 4 sub intervals, using the midpoint. Get it, because Riemann sum. GOD I HATE THESE TYPES OF PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!Stupid crop of my bad math. 
Top half, in parentheses: 
numerator: 
The square root of the sum of 2 plus the square root of the sum of 2 plus the square root of 2
Denominator: 2

Do I even need to continue writing the math or do you get the bad joke it’s BAD it’s not WORTH IT
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
youtu.be/prmmbPMp5a8?... crying over here feeling normal feeling okay
youtu.be
Phantom Regiment 1989
YouTube video by Ethan muSC
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Don’t want to know how YouTube clocked my marching band ass but if anybody needs me I’ll be watching 367328 hours of DCI video essays
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Real unfortunate for me to notice that in the blurry ass small ass recorded lectures, when I'm squinting, my calc professor looks a lot like BH
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/07/2026
Riverdale is the closest anyone has got to Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure in America. You must have watched at least up to the middle of Season 6 of both shows to engage on this one I’m afraid
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
gender alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Code snippet from one of the millions of Stack Overflow articles I'm reading. The code is "virtual void whoAmI()=0;"
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
LLMs will never capture the ecstasy of desperately searching "C++ dynamic array pointers to objects can't use vectors" and seeing 4839 posts on StackOverflow of past students just like you, asking the same question. We're All In This Together High School Music etc
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@sabatonfan69
The twink that fought back

@doulbedoink
Link

@sabatonfan69
Dm

@doulbedoink
No like, the green tunic guy. He saves Zelda

@sabatonfan69
Word don’t check dm
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everybody say "thank you" to my miraculous self-restraint that said "this post about programming where it sounds like you're deep fucking your computer? Keep that in the drafts"
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Well. It turns out I am still a LinkedIn admin for the company I was laid off from a million years ago Just interesting !!!!
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Honestly one of the best interactions I’ve ever had with any faculty member ever
Welcome to my CRY ZONE!!! Censored screenshot from my email inbox. At the top you can see that I am thanking a professor for getting back to me quickly. In their reply, the text says: “I would suggest not settling for the bare minimum. Instead, focus on doing meaningful research.” And then advice about a class I could try to enroll in. Top tier motherfucker right here
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ellis smell(i)s @glitterdwarf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
SURPRISING NEWS ****!!!!!!! It’s a lot easier to do calculus homework when your physicist/engineer/bad bitch husband is at home
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Close up on Quark, a Ferengi guy with a smooth and domed head that kind of looks like a butt and huge exaggerated earlobes that connect like a unibrow across his forgead. He also has nose loaf that kind of looks like a pine cone.  He is pursing his mouth and doing a 'Jim from The Office' look to camera. Closed caption reads, "baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs."
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Blind moth priest from oblivion
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