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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell

@gizzard.bsky.social
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I live skeet SF Giants games and TCM movies. Be an organ donor. Hi, I need a new kidney.

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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 9h
good morning
A color shot of Peter Capaldi who played the 12th Doctor digging his own grave in the Doctor Who episode Heaven Sent
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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet sitting on a log:
"DARMOK AND JALAD AT TANAGRA," SAID PIGLET.
"SHAKA, WHEN THE WALLS FELL," SAID POOH.
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 28/09/2026
He brought his pet rock to media day.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And Warcraft Forever comes out Nov 4, so I am must get well enough get to out of the hospital before then.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to see Godzilla Minus Zero in the theater but it comes out about a week after the transplant. 😭
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Godspeed, Krukow. We love you. We will miss you. May you have a wonderful retirement. #SFGiants
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whoo that got me again. 😭😭😭😭
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😭😭😭😭😭😭 #SFGiants
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Bob Calhoun @bobcalhoun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mike Krukow could make a lousy @SFGiants game like today’s (and yesterday’s and the day, week, month, um, whole darned season’s worth before that) still worth tuning in for. We’re gonna miss ya Kruk. #SFGiants
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 27/09/2026
Jon Miller. Sharp. #SFGiants
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jon Miller looks SHARP. #SFGiants
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Jason Brooks @jebpages.com · 27/09/2026
Now, as a treat, the Giants execs will spit in each of our faces on the way out.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We love you, Kruk! #SFGiants
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teethfan @teethfan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can't turn off the TV yet cause it's our scheduled crying appointment #sfgiants
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 27/09/2026
So long Giants. Stay cool. See you next year. #SFGiants
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well damn. I guess we're going out with a whimper. #SFGiants
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Mark @realmarkd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s not so bad here.
Picture of a sunset in coastal San Diego, CA. There is a city park in the foreground in shadow. The sky is a mix of orange & red with clouds
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amazing sunset tonight in San Diego.
Vibrant red clouds against a blue sky, with  palm tree.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey everyone! It's Maddie's 12th birthday today! She is a tough girl.
Miss Maddie Bumgrowler the Chug in her denim vest with heavy metal patches (Metallica, The Misfits, Black Sabbath, and Iron Maiden).
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not getting adequate dialysis, apparently. So now, not only do I have to hook to my machine for 10 hours at night, I also have to do a manual exchange during the day. I was hoping they'd have pity on me because the transplant is soon. Nope.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Then and now. Mr. Pumpkin Guy forever.
Mr. Pumpkin Guy 7 years ago in the car, after he was liberated from HomeGoods, and now enjoying his life in my living room. Mr. Pumpkin Guy is a very handsome, largish Halloween statue that sometimes comes alive at night to steal cookies from the kitchen. But overall he is a stand-up guy.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
One step closer to the dream of having the whole world taste like mac and cheese
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Confused Math Meme
Alt: Confused Math Meme
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 23/09/2026
Didn't work out this time, but this Giants team of rookies and nobodies continues to fight every game. #SFGiants
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What was your first computer growing up? (This bad boy was mine. We had an Apple 2e for the family.)
Packard Bell computer from the 90s
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😭 This resonates.
Autistic masking is basically spending the entire conversation manually operating your face.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I will be in the hospital on Halloween! What costume should I wear?
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 17/09/2026
What a coincidence! Mine is also on October 29th!
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My kidney transplant is on October 29th!
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Elliot Stabler: I'd Give You A Kidney, Olivia Benson
Alt: Elliot Stabler: I'd Give You A Kidney, Olivia Benson
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is my arm going to die?
My arm with four bandaids after getting four vaccinations.
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Horror & Coffee @foundfootagefan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Alternative movie poster of the day 🎥😍 They Live (1988) By Devon Whitehead
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 29/08/2026
The darkest timeline began on Oct 11, 2016 when Bruce Bochy, with the Giants leading 5-2 in Game 4 of the NLDS vs the Cubs, brought in Derek Law to start the 9th inning. Everything has gone downhill since. #SFGiants
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 29/08/2026
This is pretty much the worst home plate umpire I've seen all year. Angel Hernandez watches this guy and shakes his head in disbelief. #SFGiants
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So @sandiegogiants.com is the best possible person. Everyone go tell him how great he is. ❤️ #SFGiants
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thank you for the good vibes! @sandiegogiants.com has been approved to donate his kidney to me. The transplant will be in mid October!
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Mark @realmarkd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Samantha's Magical Gesture
Alt: Samantha's Magical Gesture
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I need some good vibes today. I'll tell you about it later. ❤️
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
immediate lockdown for all individuals who have ever performed with the Muppets
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𝕭𝖗𝖊𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖔𝖓 @bretthebreton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Having had a few minutes to catch my breath: Tim Curry means a lot to me, especially his role in Rocky Horror. Long ago I was in a new city & joined a cast for performances (I was Brad). It helped me come out of my shell & move my life forward. To say he'll be missed is vast understatement. RIP
A collage (from an unknown user on Facebook) featuring nine of Tim Curry's most iconic roles.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace, Sir.
This is Tim Curry, who was a legendary badass.

(Promotional image for the movie, Clue.)
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh, what the fuck universe?!
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
flags at zero mast
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly. ❤️
Dolly in Steel Magnolias Dolly in 9 to 5
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let’s talk about Medicare for All. What would it mean for the individual American? ⬇ The day you’re born you get a card that gives you health insurance with no premium, co-pay, or deductible. Doesn’t matter if you get a job, lose a job, turn 26 or 65, get married or divorced — it's there for you.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/08/2026
Spider-Man fighting fascists in Minneapolis
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Every genAI picture of food looks like some kind of fucked up decoy bait a goblin would make out of whatever worms and bugs it could scavenge in order to fool a party of adventurers into stopping for a meal.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
1. I am skin cancer free now. 2. I have been on dialysis for one year today. 3. Buy hey, I'm alive.
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
lmao
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