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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell

@gizzard.bsky.social
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I live skeet SF Giants games and TCM movies. Be an organ donor. Hi, I need a new kidney.

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Wendy Thurm @wendythurm.bsky.social · 13h
One step closer to MLB owner’s nightmare: a small market World Series between Milwaukee & Tampa Bay.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 13h
YESSSSS GO BREWERS!!!
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning
A color shot of Peter Capaldi who played the 12th Doctor digging his own grave in the Doctor Who episode Heaven Sent
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Pierce @pwtulley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet sitting on a log:
"DARMOK AND JALAD AT TANAGRA," SAID PIGLET.
"SHAKA, WHEN THE WALLS FELL," SAID POOH.
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 28/09/2026
He brought his pet rock to media day.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you! ❤️
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolutely the best. Hoping that next season I'll be able to go to some games again.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you!! Think good thoughts for @sandiegogiants.com (my donor) and I!
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
October 29th! I'm counting down the days.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And Warcraft Forever comes out Nov 4, so I am must get well enough get to out of the hospital before then.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to see Godzilla Minus Zero in the theater but it comes out about a week after the transplant. 😭
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Godspeed, Krukow. We love you. We will miss you. May you have a wonderful retirement. #SFGiants
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do too, she was so great.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whoo that got me again. 😭😭😭😭
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😭😭😭😭😭😭 #SFGiants
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Bob Calhoun @bobcalhoun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mike Krukow could make a lousy @SFGiants game like today’s (and yesterday’s and the day, week, month, um, whole darned season’s worth before that) still worth tuning in for. We’re gonna miss ya Kruk. #SFGiants
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 27/09/2026
Jon Miller. Sharp. #SFGiants
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jon Miller looks SHARP. #SFGiants
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Jason Brooks @jebpages.com · 27/09/2026
Now, as a treat, the Giants execs will spit in each of our faces on the way out.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We love you, Kruk! #SFGiants
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teethfan @teethfan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can't turn off the TV yet cause it's our scheduled crying appointment #sfgiants
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 27/09/2026
So long Giants. Stay cool. See you next year. #SFGiants
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
donuts?
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well damn. I guess we're going out with a whimper. #SFGiants
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Mark @realmarkd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s not so bad here.
Picture of a sunset in coastal San Diego, CA. There is a city park in the foreground in shadow. The sky is a mix of orange & red with clouds
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amazing sunset tonight in San Diego.
Vibrant red clouds against a blue sky, with  palm tree.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey everyone! It's Maddie's 12th birthday today! She is a tough girl.
Miss Maddie Bumgrowler the Chug in her denim vest with heavy metal patches (Metallica, The Misfits, Black Sabbath, and Iron Maiden).
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not getting adequate dialysis, apparently. So now, not only do I have to hook to my machine for 10 hours at night, I also have to do a manual exchange during the day. I was hoping they'd have pity on me because the transplant is soon. Nope.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Then and now. Mr. Pumpkin Guy forever.
Mr. Pumpkin Guy 7 years ago in the car, after he was liberated from HomeGoods, and now enjoying his life in my living room. Mr. Pumpkin Guy is a very handsome, largish Halloween statue that sometimes comes alive at night to steal cookies from the kitchen. But overall he is a stand-up guy.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Confused Math Meme
Alt: Confused Math Meme
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WHAAAAAATTTT
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 23/09/2026
Didn't work out this time, but this Giants team of rookies and nobodies continues to fight every game. #SFGiants
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got that in 1994, was given Windows 95 as a present later. To convince my mom to buy it, I made a computer shrine on my wall out of Best Buy ads. I was on dialysis then, that's why my mom let me have it. In school, I programmed (Turbo Pascal) on a Tandy 1000. This one was DOS.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What was your first computer growing up? (This bad boy was mine. We had an Apple 2e for the family.)
Packard Bell computer from the 90s
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😭 This resonates.
Autistic masking is basically spending the entire conversation manually operating your face.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm kind of glad I couldn't watch either. 😬
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🤣 That's a good idea!
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No I'll be a patient! @sandiegogiants.com is giving me his kidney. But Halloween is my favorite and I always dress up. So I want to make a mask or something easy to put on. I'll be in pain still. 😂
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😂 I need a mask! I'll have little treat bags for the nurses too.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I will be in the hospital on Halloween! What costume should I wear?
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 17/09/2026
What a coincidence! Mine is also on October 29th!
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My kidney transplant is on October 29th!
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Elliot Stabler: I'd Give You A Kidney, Olivia Benson
Alt: Elliot Stabler: I'd Give You A Kidney, Olivia Benson
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh damn, this really sucks.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's so odd. And they randomly use a landline phone? What is the purpose of this?
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is my arm going to die?
My arm with four bandaids after getting four vaccinations.
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Jerklord "Gizzard" Cromwell @gizzard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Muppetpiece Theater, they do classic literature. Give me my Muppet Pride and Prejudice!
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Horror & Coffee @foundfootagefan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Alternative movie poster of the day 🎥😍 They Live (1988) By Devon Whitehead
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 29/08/2026
The darkest timeline began on Oct 11, 2016 when Bruce Bochy, with the Giants leading 5-2 in Game 4 of the NLDS vs the Cubs, brought in Derek Law to start the 9th inning. Everything has gone downhill since. #SFGiants
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DavidXF @sandiegogiants.com · 29/08/2026
This is pretty much the worst home plate umpire I've seen all year. Angel Hernandez watches this guy and shakes his head in disbelief. #SFGiants
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