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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am getting me some elbow grease in case I get grilled when asking for that promotion. #elbowgrease #householdgadgets #pinknostink
2 packs of some elbow grease Bbq cleaner, for 2.98€A collection of pink boxes conatianing The Pink stuff. A toilet cleaner that foams and is pink. Proce tag is partly cut off because the photographer got excited and just clicked away without framing properly. Gotta have those clean toilets!
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When your appointment with the pediatric dentist turns out to be a session with a tooth fairy!
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Go and listen to this wonderful artist: @yona.bsky.social. supporting real artists is an act of kind resistance🔥❤️ yonamelon.bandcamp.com/track/the-gr...
yonamelon.bandcamp.com
the green that once gave life became a parking lot, by Yona Melon
track by Yona Melon
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Strolling around in Cadaques, Cap de Creus #cadaques #catalunya #capdecreus #streetphotography
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He has a tattoo of his ex #Cat #Caturday
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Enjoying the surroundings of Eybens.
Buzzard flying over a fieldPerson with a one piece hat on her back, facing away from the camera looking towards the Vercors mountains A toad shy for the camera sitting atop dry forest ground A person wearing a backpack and a one piece hat looking over the valley of Grenoble when its nighttime.
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Listen to tuta!
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
did any more famous 80 year olds die today
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
‘I fight pain and fear with art’: how Yayoi Kusama blazed a trail for neurodivergent artists www.theguardian.com/artanddesign... may your legacy shine bright like a sun Yayoi Kusama!
theguardian.com
‘I fight pain and fear with art’: how Yayoi Kusama blazed a trail for neurodivergent artists
The pioneering Japanese artist talked openly about how her mental health and neurodivergence informed her creativity, paving the way for the likes of Turner prize winner Nnena Kalu
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The weight of water by Panama, Antwerp. #zva #floating #dance #performance #dock
6 people in costume on a floating stair in a dock. One of thel hangs from the end of the stzir, one looks at him from over the edge. 4 are on the other end and look away. 6 people on a floating stair, one is diving backwards from the rim. The 5 others are on the other side of the stair. 6 dancers in dark blue costume are onnthe end of a stair floating in a dock. 5 of them reach towards one that is on the edge of the stair.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets theonion.com/crying-newborn-has-no-…
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
me: i once made an elevator pun about getting shafted & ppl looked at me like i was crazy so i said “i can’t take the stares” my gynecologist: what
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My girl just relaxed one of her sphincters for an impressive 6 seconds and now my bedroom and the hallway reeks of the 6th circle of hell. #proudbutdying
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In retrograde I should have seen this one coming
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When we all agree to live this version of reality, we are the ones doing it to ourselves.
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Kayleigh McKee 🟡, Blinded my a billion brilliant lights @ghaspey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tell Twitch to leave out AI at this link! Its seriously just a button click as long as ur signed into Twitch! twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338...
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/07/2026
Weird way to say capitalism is imposed on us and we hate it
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
me: *wistful* what if you could go back in time and relive a delightful meal with a loved one? him: is it leftovers again? me: it's leftovers again.
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’ve just had my say on our future banknotes. Have your say too! surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/neweuro/ Time to vote which paper we exchange for booze and shenanigans the next decades.
surveys.ecb.europa.eu
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And you can check out more from the same amazing artist on bandcamp heej: yonamelon.bandcamp.com
yonamelon.bandcamp.com
Yona Melon
Yona music moment ✨
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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No matter how hard you push the envelope, it will always be stationary
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A day in Ghent and so on. #phonehome #charlatan #dampoort #jexiste #typewriter
A stencil of a typewriter on a brick wall, the page in the typewriter reads "Gedurende minuten" a shutter in dark tone, with yellow print on it: "Sinds 1989 Charlatan Cultureel verderfgoed"a part of a bridge wall with stickers onnit of a bug, a snail and "j'existe" and left of the wall a bike lane and 2 cyclists and a bus left of the bikelanea grey concrete wall with a yellow box on it with the logo of a phone on the box.
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Check out my June on Retro! retro.app/@somnambulist
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Carry on indeed. Read this gem of summer journalism and had to think of Nathan Fielders second season "The rehearsal". Obviously there were no signs on paper.
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Carrie Mae Weems made an expo "Heart Of The Matter" at Fomu. Recommend. Also: the whole museum is kept at a friendly temperature for the works. So also for the visitors. #FOMU #carriemaeweems
The entry to the Carrie Mae Weems expo at the FOMU in Antwerp, with her name, under that the title of the expo The Heart of the Matter  and a picture of Carrie  Mae Weems at a tableLeave Now projected  on a cinema screen surrounded by 2 layers of red velvet curtains and in front of this 3 museum poles with red velvet rooe hanging between them to keep people at a distance from the projectionA collage of 5 black and white pictures on a grey wall, featuring trees, stairs etc. Under the collage the power plugs.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2026
French Reporter Illustrates Extreme Heat By Flambéing Cherries Jubilee On Sidewalk
French Reporter Illustrates Extreme Heat By Flambéing Cherries Jubilee On Sidewalk
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Here is a fun fact about ticks. Suck that!
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm circling the drain again.
Sink drain with a red circle hand drawn around it.
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Some days it doesn't matter how much the sun burns, darkness is pulling harder.
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Chez Van Gogh. With a little chill time at Amsterdam North. #vangoghmuseum #LéonAugustinLhermitte #haymaking #augusterodin #riverside #noswimming #amsterdamnorth
A young man seen from the back, wearing a cap, he is watching intently at the painting "Haymaking" by Léon-Augustin Lhermitte (1844 - 1925), 1887"She who was once the helmet-makers beautiful wife" Auguste Rodin. A sculpture of a woman sitting and contorted. Amsterdam North view to the other side, 2 people sit on tge riverside with a sign next to them saying: dangerous riverside, don't enter.
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Chelton's Mushroom Photography @mush-photos.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Popping out from underneath a decaying log, a small but gorgeous parrot mushroom reflects its surroundings with its shiny cap #mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms #nature #naturephotography #photographersofbluesky #mushroomsofbluesky #parrotmushroom #parrotwaxcap #gliophorus 🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 🍄 🍄‍🟫
A tiny parrot mushroom, just a bit over one inch in length, grows out to the left and up from underneath the edge of a decaying moss-covered log. It has a smooth yellow stipe and a shiny green cap. Light striations are visible on the edges of the cap where the green is a bight lighter in color. 

📷 Canon R5
Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM
M, f/4, 1/4, ISO 400
Stack of 22 images
11/20/24
Olympia area, Washington
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Yona Mlem ✨🦝 @yona.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
or Pre-Order/Buy the album if you don't like streaming sites 👇👇👇 yonamelon.bandcamp.com/album/petric...
yonamelon.bandcamp.com
Petrichor B-Side, by Yona Melon
4 track album
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Morning thought by @tigerstooth.bsky.social! Explore, experience, excited! #foodforthought #whatifitworks #mindset
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Yona Mlem ✨🦝 @yona.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Do you fw wenches that can serenade you at the function?
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skELLY @ellyzoe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Lovely. With alt text
Author Kurt Vonnegut on telling his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up.
And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance anymore."
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
artists who's into making avant garde sculptures out of rocks call that mineralism
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
At my wifey's place. It feels weird to wipe with woofies. #tp #restroomadventures #puppyplay #wipeandweep
A hand holding a roll of toiletpaper that has wave lines on it and a clipart style design of a puppy dog happily gallopping over the wave lines, it's little puppy tail oroudly and excitedly protruding in the air, unbeknown of the perils that it will face as the hand holding it will need to wipe a bum later on. Also in the bottom of the picture two feet on the floor with a jeans wrapped around the ankles. Impending doom ensured.
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mjlinde.bsky.social @mjlinde.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Thanks to the eu my rainbow coloured vibrator has a usb c port. #pridebrussels #flyingcondom #unitedinpride #bozart #belezzaebrutezza
An inclusive prideflag and a group of people walking by the bozar building where there is a poster of the expo Belezea e Brutezza on the facadeA brussels facade with a floating condom balloon in frontThe eu part of the pride parade with people holding blue signs with the eu stars on it and slogans like united in pride
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AdMan of the Dead @admancomics.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Always, ALWAYS listen to John Waters.
“Remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut Is our friend."
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
jk simmons as the best version of j jonah jameson in sam raimi's spider-man movies, talking about a lurid headline he wants to see
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Kind of proud I made my wifey sit up straight in bed startled as if WW III had started, only to realise it was my backdoor sphincter balancing the gas pressure difference between my insides and the room. #majorfartville @twa-twa.bsky.social #ilu #thirdtimesacharm
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
goddamnit the toilet’s running again
Someone in a toilet costume running down the street.
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Almost home @twa-twa.bsky.social
A royal civil portion of kreamy nuts. The creamy stuff is gathered in a glass jar with some toppings on... top
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Can we have one straitjacket of Hormuz for the orange potato please.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
You know the economy is getting bad when middle aged white men on traveling salesman salaries can only afford the one family
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How to fall in love with the mountains... #grenoble #alps #vercors #jarrie #nuages #clouds #mountainviews
Branches of trees in the foreground, in the distance some mountains, one green and brown. The other white from the snowBelow sope branches from trees with blossom, then in the distance snowy peaks of the mountains topped off with a blue skyA green asture, some trees at the horizon, behind the treed a chain of mountains belonging to the Vercors, above a blue sky and a branch of a treeClouds and sky
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Stones and stuff #luxembourg #church #moon #clouds
The moon next to a house in daylightA church with some clouds behind it
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
2 years ago hell opened its backdoor and kicked their cutest, sweetest creature out, a reverse fallen angel. With the help of the one called Emmsi, she was delivered to my doorstep and ever since we dance in the moonlight, bathe in the tears of unicorns and soar on the wet warm winds of... Love you!
A young woman wearing glasses and a hoodie gazes to the left. Her left. A young enigmatic woman has her lips slightly opened, watched into the lens and wears a hoodie while being touched by a secondary layer of blossoming branches of a tree.
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Tenderheart Bear @givinplenty.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
When acknowledging the achievements and progress on international women's day, it also feels absolutely necessary to point out it is a constant battle for betterment, with structural misogyny and femicide often dismissed or belittled in public spaces. Let's keep striving. #womensday
eca.unwomen.org
In Focus: International Women's Day 2026
International Women’s Day 2026 arrives at a pivotal moment, as justice systems worldwide face mounting pressures from conflict, repression, and political unrest—threatening the rights and access to ju...
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