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constance augusta

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heather @heatherfeather.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i think if you want to use LLMs you should admit to wanting to use LLMs. and then deal with the consequences of those thoughts and actions.
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the dog is curled up in an armchair snoring
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new roommate's dog is dedicated to her mission of sticking her tongue in my mouth 😮‍💨
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
stress baking shortbread
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
unrelated to anything I remember my favorite boss at a small shop explicitly saying, "A business can't be feminist, we all just happen to be feminists."
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Jessy Edwards @jessyedwards.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Can I make a motion to adjourn?" one party member asked from a floor microphone. "This seems like a fake meeting." Our latest dispatch from the Brooklyn Democratic Party saga!: hellgatenyc.com/brooklyn-dem...
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Brooklyn Dems Hold a Meeting Befitting the Most Shambolic Political Organization in History
Meanwhile, an appeals court deliberated on the legality of their actions mere blocks away.
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Morgan M Page @morganmpage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Big capitalism braining of us all that the only spaces we can imagine existing are businesses.
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what if I get into coronation street but as a bit
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DEGROWTH DON DOES IT AGAIN
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every time I post something like this I get comments like "uh that's already happened lol" and imagine being so optimistic that you think we've reached the end of this downward trajectory. Imagine being like "yep, it's all done, this is as bad as it gets"
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"be gay do crime" was coined to fundraise for incarcerated trans people and now it's for advertising that you can go to church to talk about heated rivalry with a straight priest(???)
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For years the left has claimed there was nothing socialist about the Nazis beyond the name and as a socialist myself, that's bullshit. They didn't implement socialism, but they made socialist noises while taking power and people fell for it It would be cool if we didn't fall for it again
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am very worried that Bannon, Carlson, and the other anti-Israel, anti-AI populists are going to trick a lot of people on the left into thinking they are allies, when what they actually are is National Socialists, complete with the antisemitism
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bannon is one of the key architects of Fascist International. Some of the same people who cannot abide any alliances with liberals will see nothing wrong with this man aligning with a full on white supremacist fascist and to me that says A LOT about the U.S. Left(s).
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is a good example of how you need quite a lot of detail of how these systems *actually* work to understand what the risks are, and how over-indexing on sci-fi can lead you a bit astray on what the future looks like
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I work at a library now and I'm very pleased with myself
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey so not only am I needing surgery this month but also my tire blew out yesterday which means right now things don’t look great. Im gonna be bumping this a lot this week.
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think one of my biggest tells on my actual age is that I really want a little black and white kitchen table television
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think one of the most jarring moments in my life was seeing wicked the musical after reading the novel in 4th grade and realizing that the musical never engaged with the experiences and ethics of violent resistance to supremacy politics
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huffing bag full of pennies @harm-increasion.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
they sure Ann Dowd her with acting prowess!
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bedsores dot rest @lyskoi.net · 04/09/2026
good morning happy bandcamp friday! you can purchase my first full-length in a decade, GATHERINGDUST, with no fees taken outta my pay. folk songs yearning with and against disability, curdled resentment expunged over lap steel and keyboard, all-analog recorded. lyskoi.bandcamp.com/album/gather...
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gatheringdust, by alyssa kai
12 track album
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
part time job starts today
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey so I have been having some health issues this week that I have just been informed Im gonna need at least two surgeries for. This is going to pretty severely impact my ability to do my gig work for the next 6 weeks at minimum so if you can spare anything I could really use the help.
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I could keep cleaning my room but also my library book is due soon and I could sit down and read instead
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
still annoyed about this. the first time this year I bother to have a hookup and it was dull as shit.
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
you ever have a grindr hookup so mid that you block them as soon as they leave your apartment?
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Making spaghetti at work. In the break room. Nah, I'm just fucking lying at this point. Fuck 2026
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
you ever have a grindr hookup so mid that you block them as soon as they leave your apartment?
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've been campaigning so hard to have all nyu students banned from leaving their dormrooms except for the hours of 2:30-3:00 am
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Carly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If Columbia and NYU are now private fortresses that the community can’t access, they should pay property taxes. Actually they should have been doing that anyway, but the jig is so up.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
finally got a 700+ page book from my library hold list. few days later? the second 700+ page book. few days later? another book from the hold list. going to postpone starting school and new job until I get these read
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If anything happens to Cher we’re doing gay Jan6
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Bichotte Hermelyn, who is becoming known for her creative ways of dodging the press—she hid under a blue tablecloth at a recent judicial convention—fled the clubhouse by car through a back entrance without speaking with reporters." hellgatenyc.com/brooklyn-dem...
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Brooklyn Democrats Don’t Need Your Democracy
Hell Gate was outside a Mill Basin clubhouse Tuesday night as party chair Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn led a vote to override June's election results.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/08/2026
im putting down the lathe of heaven
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Didn't know this until today but Dolly Parton had a transsexual man named Jason Pirro work as her Hollywood chauffeur in the 1980s, per an interview he gave to The Sun in 1990. "Dolly has been good to me...Dolly knows all about me."
SEXY SECRETS OF DOILY PARTON'S 
UMO DRIVER-HE USED TO BE A SHE 
DOLLY PARTON is being chauffeured around 
Hollywood by a 300-lb. transsexual who 
has had an operation to change from a 
woman into a ian. The country queen 
shares 44-year-old Jason Pirro's secret" 
and has promised to help the obese, 
tuxedo-outfitted driver attain his goal 
to become a movie director. 
"Dolly has been good to me," Jason told 
STAR. "I'm not real coafortable talking 
about ayself. Dolly knows all about me 
and is a very nice lady. "Whenever Dolly 
coaes into Hollywood for a aeeting, or 
for business, or for filaing, or just 
staying here, she calls ae and I drive 
her around." 
Court papers obtained by STAR show Pirro 
legally changed his naae froa Susan Ann 
to Jason in 198B because of "sex-
reassignaent.* Jason underwent a sex-
change operation in 1982. 
Jason, who has a beard and wears his 
thinning reddish-brown hair in a 
ponytaiI, caae to Hollywood 10 years ago. 
At the time, he was taking hormone 
tablets and dressing as a «an. He got a 
job as a lino driver. 
Dolly has said that there's nothing wrong 
with transsexuals. "If I were a nan I'd 
be a drag queen," she admits. "1 enjoy 
being a trashy dresser and 1 love gaudy 
things. I love to play with hair and 
makeup." 
Jason studied theater as a coed at 
Syracuse University, but after eight 
years at college. left without 
graduating. Despite chat, Jason has a 
genius-level I.Q. of 144. 
A fasily friend says Susan was in her aid -
30's when she decided to have doctors 
transfora her into a ian. "Jason has 
tried to sake the family feel comfortable 
with the situation. Even by the time he 
started to grow facial hair and his voice 
was getting deeper, if we'd slip and call 
him Susie, he'd just hug us and say, 
'That's OK." 
"He's a loving warm, caring human being. 
He teaches transcendental meditation. He 
has never had an enemy. People just take 
a liking to him. He has that …
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New York I need us to boot up the word-of-mouth machine for this. Independent transsexual erotic shorts. Bring a date and have a best night ever. I’m not even involved I just want to see it with a sold-out crowd. Let’s press play on that…
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly proudly, to the end of her days, described her style as "trashy" and that's just one reason i will love her forever
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we lost an actual saint
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
her beauty was beyond compare, rip dolly
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 24/08/2026
⚠️ IT'S COMING!! ⚠️ 🦹‍♀️🍆The definitive epic of crime and gay sex 🦹‍♀️🍆 🦹‍♀️🍆A literal tome to end your nightmares and your enemies 🦹‍♀️🍆 CRIME CUBE: MOLLY AND PYXXY DO CRIMES by Sybil Lamb www.littlepuss.net/shop/p/pre-o...
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
had an amazing day at the beach so now it's time to self harm by looking at Taylor Lorenz's posts
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constance augusta @girltrash.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
back to watching bravo's below deck franchises and articulating what makes a good below deck season
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was thinking, fondly, of boolean search yesterday. not only is it a superior way to query Internet archives, it’s also an example of academia and k-12 being as nimble and tech forward as AI boosters claim they want us to be. We pivoted very efficiently on Google search. And now it’s dead.
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