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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 20/09/2025
the real reason to have cis friends
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DollHaus @dollhaus.tv · 11/09/2025
A DollHaus exclusive look at the "transgender and antifascist ideology" reported by the @wsj.com
A bullet that says "Left is the best" in comic sans
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 27/08/2025
ftfy
three pairs of plaid sweatpants in red, blue, and green with the text over them reading:

you KNOW the dick is good when she wears these:
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
without any further reading, kojima is a chaser, yet conflicted. he sees trans women as women, but he is also terrified of women.
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 23/08/2025
i’m three years deep on t4t, breeding begins when i growl and ends when i cum
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 19/08/2025
#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe A Scanner Darkly Alien Dr. Strangelove Fallen Angels Ghost in the Shell Heathers In Bruges Inside Llewyn Davis Perfect Blue Portrait of a Lady on Fire Southland Tales The Big Short The Handmaiden The Social Network Videodrome
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 16/08/2025
…hey siri how do i rma a steam deck :(
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 15/08/2025
Get closer to that edge, buddy. Walk off it, even.
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heyitsvivian.bsky.social @heyitsvivian.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
this is a little known game mechanic but if you walk into the middle of a city in the pnw with a megaphone and announce you need help setting up linux, a handful of queer furries will spawn and install arch on your machine and give you the tl;dr + raid your pantry for snack food as payment
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 12/08/2025
“Eventually you can't help but figure out that, while gender is a construct, so is a traffic light, and if you ignore either of them, you get hit by cars. Which, also, are con-structs.”

- Imogen Binnie, “Nevada”
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 12/08/2025
hey siri are poppers bad for a steam deck
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 12/08/2025
i just got told to go wait in bed for this fucking zoomer puppygirl to finish watching a valo tournament before she rails me im gonna kms 😭
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 12/08/2025
finished bottom prepping and caught myself instinctively muttering “oy vey” as i got off the can
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 11/08/2025
Making Kylo Ren an incel manchild was a good direction for Darth Vader Jr
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
aubrey plaza could kill me and i would say thank you
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 05/08/2025
So how about you see yourself in the tranny before asking her to subjugate her struggle to yours, piss-stain?
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 05/08/2025
"Transmisogyny hurts cis women too!" But does that mean cis women consider their oppression interlinked with ours? Our struggles as one and the same? The more-marginalized, more-targeted, more-scrutinized are always asked to extend solidarity we don't receive in turn.
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 30/07/2025
*smash bros announcer voice* A NEWWWWW RECORRRRRD
PHQ-9 Score
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 22/07/2025
"this person wrote an article talking about transgender liberalism and the proletariat and how pronouns are bourgieo--" "hey do u wanna grab tacos and smoke weed. maybe lay in the sun for a few hours"
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
maybe shinzo abe's ghost is living inside chatgpt and that's why genai images of women keep coming out like birthrate propaganda posters
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
my favourite part about being a trans leftist is how normal people are about me online
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
getting e.coli from your first time eating ass is like getting pregnant your first time having sex. except you are pregnant with diarrhea
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cam @littlegoodfrog.online · 10/07/2025
I’ve been a contrapoints hater for years now but one of my finest posts about her was when she made a dumb thread on the 2022 film TÁR which I have an unexplainable affection for. Remarkable the degree to which she continued to dig this hole deeper and deeper lol
My tweets from 2023 about contrapoints not thinking TÁR was funny:

Wait the tar thread is by contrapoints??? Ok disregard everything I said, tar is basically a movie about contrapoints so I guess I wouldn’t find it funny either if the joke was on me lol

(Watching a rich white queer woman squirm
as she fails to use said queerness as a shield against being a reactionary liberal who hurts people using her position of influence) this actually isn’t very funny guys. This is really serious
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 03/07/2025
ME: I’m a bit of “a chaser” for sexually curious frat boys, so I can understand your frustration navigating the ethical politics of desire while being open & honest. You ever read any Jose Esteban Munoz? GUY ON GRINDR WHOSE BIO JUST READS ‘gl hwp top 46wm 👀 passable cd or trans’: I find him coying.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 18/06/2025
Something the Skrmetti decision drives home: "Puberty blockers" should be abandoned as a goal; the goal should be HRT for any minor that wants it; puberty blockers should be a tool for minors who choose themselves they need more time to decide and *nothing else*. Compromising achieved nothing, here
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 16/06/2025
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
@tonygoldmark.bsky.social
Yes. You are both a powerful voting block that can turn the tide, and an insignificant group that doesn't get to make the decisions.
This is not a contradiction. Allow me to prove it using kindergarten math.
Let's say you have 40 blue marbles, 45 red marbles and 10 green marbles.
QTing @raoulduke1976.bsky.social
Then there's this horseshit. Again, we're the most powerful voting block when you need a scapegoat but when it's time for decisions we're left out in the cold.

@tonygoldmark.bsky.social
When the blue and green marbles are grouped together, they outnumber the red marbles 50-45.
But when separated, red outnumbers blue 45-40.
But at the same time, blue outnumbers green 4:1, so if blue and green have a disagreement, blue will most likely win.

@tonygoldmark.bsky.social
Thus, the green marbles are both crucial to give blue the majority, and too insignificant to make decisions for them.
You're the green marbles.
It sucks to be in that position, I know, but it is what it is.
Understand yet? No? Don't care, I've wasted enough time on you.
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 11/06/2025
most tolerant liberal
Nora Reed (they/them ze/h... @nora.zone • 31m
my pronouns are literally in my fucking display name

Raven Le Maven JeSuisDeepstate @redrumofcrow... • 29m
I see that. I was reading your thread, though and not your bio. Is there a problem?

Nora Reed (they/them ze/h... @nora.zone • 27m yeah, but it's yours

Raven Le Maven JeSuisDeepstate @redrumofcrows.bsky.social
Actually. go fuck yourself.

semi-automatic transse... @girlf.ag • 25s
I hope you one day figure out how to exorcise the hatred from your heart and become a decent human being, instead of a loathsome hypocrite bullying vulnerable minorities on BlueskyPost hidden
You have blocked the author or you have been blocked by the author.
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 10/06/2025
one week with this and I’ll have the kegel muscles to force a nut on command
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frielf @goblin.fans · 05/06/2025
rip triceratops you would have loved BUPROPION XL 150 MG TAB
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 03/06/2025
I think at some point we have to stop indulging the fiction that conservatism is a legitimate political tendency and isn't simply a grievance cult for those who value the ability to enact cruelty over their literal basic needs.
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Casey @dollardawgs.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 26/05/2025
everything reminds me of her
Sign that says “Tacoma Screw”
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 20/05/2025
"The first act of violence that patriarchy demands of males is not violence toward women. Instead patriarchy demands of all males that they engage in acts of psychic self-mutilation, that they kill off the emotional parts of themselves." — bell hooks
tweet screenshot

Derek Thompson (@DKThomp)

Fascinating @benthompson vision of the future of the Internet-i.e.,
"The
Agentic Web"
Scenario: Before I go to sleep, I tell ChatGPT "Plan my 5-year-old's birthday next Saturday, budget $500. When you've made the reservation, email these 20 ppl a printable invitation to attend. Also my wife wants to go to England in mid-July. Find 5 plausible flights for the family and make several distinct itineraries. Finally, pls edit this work memo."
When I go to sleep, the Al agent negotiates slots with two bowling alleys, buys a cake, emails printable invites, plans the trip, copy-edits, etc.
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hannah account @junglist.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
still taking clients, i love how this is helping me deepen my own practice in addition to empowering my students to actualize the music they hear in their heads :)
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
guy who thinks the Protect The Dolls shirts are about tariffs
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Nootropics subreddits melting down with tariffs. Bit of a placebo flowers for algernon situation.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Rewatching FMAB and goddamn it’s still one of the best pieces of popular media depicting genocide, trauma, corruption, and hope to ever be created.
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 12/04/2025
penis-having people
feeld profile screenshot:

29 Man Queer
1 partner, 4 mi away, last seen today
I run a co-ed discord group that is looking for cool penis-having people to join (queer-friendly not gay)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I love this fucking website so much
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Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around.
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."Reply:

This is the monologue of a cis white man who doesn't understand that his wife could use some help around the house while he's "buying one envelope."
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 09/04/2025
TIKTOKER WHO MAKES 35k A YEAR OFF RAGEBAIT: We’re the sluts of BYU… and we only? Do anal. GUY WHOSE MOST FREQUENT PORNHUB SEARCH IS ‘ORPHAN’: These are the people they want you to feel bad for the tariffs hurting.
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 29/03/2025
🚨 must read 🚨 👇👇👇👇👇👇
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 25/03/2025
makes me want to rewatch Watership Down
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 23/03/2025
@poetofcode.bsky.social’s words hitting me like a freight train this morning
A poem from “Unmasking AI” by Dr. Joy Buolamwini:

With safety in sight and security calling,
Would you turn back for the forgotten ones?

Would you risk your comfort or diminish your
power to reach out to those left in the shadows?

Would your lips testify of uncanny truths or
instead would you swallow your conscience
and cough up excuses?

I diverted my eyes because I was afraid that I
would see myself in the shadows.

And yes, she was there. Her name was Potential.
Her crime was hope.

She lived in a city that promised equality yet did
not know the meaning of equity.

Prestige and privilege masquerade as merit though
much of what is achieved is a function of what
we inherit.
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 22/03/2025
“clueless” remake where millie bobby brown goes on a date with a clocky tgirl without realizing it and they become besties
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 22/03/2025
actual conversation i just had
“I know that took restraint”/“Thanks for not saying X in front of my parents” meme with the caption “thanks for not using the clicker on me in public last night, i know that took a lot of restraint”
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