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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m liking the new Jello Mode for macos27 windows
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“giant goth chick lounge chair can’t hurt me” the lounge chair:
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
old radioshack photo electric switch with two brown metal enclosures with lenses, one that emits a beam of light, one with a photocell
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
cursed image from a chat where we’re making guys with mrbeast/YouTube thumbnail face look worse
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A very grumpy man in a sweater is attempting to spend the afternoon indulging his bad mood while listening to music on his portable CD player. Unfortunately, his plans are ruined because the beat of the song is so good that it begins to improve his nasty attitude. The caption reads "Trying to brood but the beat is improving my mood." Artist's Note: I was thinking of the song Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Great beat.
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a man is resigned to his fate of having to manufacture billions of tons of oxygen
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hamburger Son, gone from this world too young
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
what the fucking fuck restore carta immediately
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
the gay club when you walk in worried you‘re cis (ruining the vibe) or trans (ruining the vibe)
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this
The Forza livery editor being used to apply a weirdly exactingly detailed depiction of the twin towers and the number ‘911’ to a Porsche 911
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Cariad Heather @cariad.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If you are Canadian, please sign this.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
HEY, FRIENDS! If you were part of the early '00s feminist comics scene, you remember fantastic blogger and my dear friend Ami Angelwings. Ami currently is trying to raise $ for major surgery that she can't get in Canada or the US largely because of institutional transphobia:
gofundme.com
Donate to fund Ami's robotic mesh rectopexy repair in Madrid, Spain, organized by Ami Angelwings
Hi I'm Ami Angelwings, you may know me as the person who runs… Ami Angelwings needs your support for fund Ami's robotic mesh rectopexy repair in Madrid, Spain
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
pales in comparison to my strategy: promising to listen to players and then not implementing any of their ideas
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Your post was rated as 4 Pinocchios, making it a Serious Untruth. Your account now has 14 Pinocchios. If you reach 16 your avatar will have dunce hat permanently added to it.
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I am Olivia🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @purplehairdemon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My (trans) girlfriend has just been suspended on Bluesky for mocking the moderators by stating a fact. It's a "serious violation" Fucking hell
Hi, We've reviewed a Post on your account @scyhigh.bsky.social and found it violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines on Anti-Harrassment. We create space for everyonr to express themselves by prohibiting harassment and toxic behaviours.

For example:
-Do not stalk, persistently target, or create malicious content deigned to humiliate or degrade individuals, including through coordinated campaigns.
-Do not abuse Bluesky features (lists, labels, community moderations tools), engage in bad-faith mass reporting, use automated harassment systems, or create single-purpose harrassment accounts.

The following Post was removed:
"Ain't no fucking way the moderation team of this site is basically crying that they're being cancelled"

Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes.
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
if lawn darts were made of blue jeans would they be jawn darts or lawn jarts
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Roxanael, Devouring Seraph 🏳️‍⚧️🪽 @roxynychus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 08/05/2026
unpopular opinion i guess, but it kind of annoys me how the current situation with bluesky trust and safety is being boiled down to people mocking and baiting aaron rodericks about liking questionable porn, rather than silencing a rape victim. like maybe y'all should take that more seriously? idk.
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
amidst active content moderation operations a like button became pressed in the vicinity of a barely legal porn spam bot
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad
screenshot of a variety headline which reads:
Robert Downey Jr. Says It's Absolute Horses— to Declare That Social Media Influencers Are the 'Stars of the Future'
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
While there is no direct link, it is common to bounce between the app and Ozone while investigating a subject. It is easy to accidentally "like" or "follow" content in the app with a stray click,which could in some cases leak information that an individual account is participating in moderation work
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hailey @hailey.at · 06/05/2026
you've heard of "wet claude", but have you heard of "puppy claude"?
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.
Cairo Smith:
There's a common misconception that Brutalist buildings were unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of the exteriors we can now recreate what they looked like in their prime.
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Witch Hunter but like a witch who is a hunter. she has a blunderbuss loaded with random crystals and herbs
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/05/2026
[oblivion guard voice] STOP RIGHT THERE, UNHAPPY TRANS WOMAN! you disregarded your emotions! nobody minimizes their feelings on my watch. i'm confiscating your bad coping habits. now prioritize yourself, and communicate with your loved ones.
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Chevy Ray @chevyray.dev · 26/04/2026
did u know i made 175 pixel fonts great for games, videos, stream overlays, etc.? not only are there dozens of families, but many also come with multiple styles so you gain access to bold, italics, and various sizes of the same fonts chevyray.itch.io you can buy them individually too
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comrade @nowarbutclasswar.myatproto.social · 22/04/2026
Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom
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mcc @dryad.technology · 22/04/2026
Go to status.bsky.app for a funny gag
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
this is an incredibly specific joke but I’m surprised a pharma nerd furry has not somehow already made it
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
“corruspace outlaw” doesn’t make sense as a phrase since there’s no real big connection but I like the idea that they’re about basically the same thing
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Don’t buy this projector screen! It is very small and will bite you if you try to adjust it!
A cat is sitting on the floor in front of a projector - the image is appearing on cat’s fur instead of the intended wall surface.
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Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 23/01/2026
R.E.M. is in the corner straight up losing it- and by "it" haha let's just say their religion
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 17/11/2025
periodic reminder of the existence of Atkinson Hyperlegible, a free font available from the Braille Institute designed to improve readability for people with low vision I use it in talks because it's pretty and also because, as an audience member, I am perpetually squinting at people's slides
brailleinstitute.org
Atkinson Hyperlegible Font - Braille Institute
Read easier with Atkinson Hyperlegible Font, crafted for low-vision readers. Download for free and enjoy clear letters and numbers on your computer!
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
@katie.bzky.team ok ok so I’m doing the creatine thing, and I also had some fresh OJ from the store, and I mixed them, and it’s all clumpy, so I used one of those electric spinning milk frothers, tastes/feels exactly like an orange julius
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
hey guys check this out
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Keith Decesare @keithdartist.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
If you see this, post a vampire that is not Dracula. I've always thought some vampires would treat their coffins like dorm rooms. This one even has a cat door!
A vampire and her cat Munchies have retired to their coffin for the day.
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˚₊‧꒰ა 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝓉𝓌𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒜𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓁 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @softwareangel.neocities.org · 28/10/2025
SUCCESS!!! WOW!!
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
The Possibility This Is Not Butter Approaches, But Cannot Equal, Zero
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 31/07/2025
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
@katie.bzky.team skimming the diy guide, possible I missed it but would add a recommendation to avoid luer slip since they can sometimes pop off if you do it wrong (and newbies will do it wrong) wasting a dosage and making an awkward mess
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Playing around with replicating a nice pixel/color shift effect I saw elsewhere. It’s not quite there yet though, need to go a bit lower res and better palettes
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
fall girl who loves pumpkin spice vs fall girl inventing a “furnace smell” candle
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
i'm going to keep summoning her whenever she is needed.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Bluesky the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say " Jesse Signal's hate drives the exact divide that you are describing" and the CEO will say "So you hate waffles?"

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Internet was best when it was a place normal people didn’t go. now that’s real life
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
If you’re a dog you can drop three shoes but the fourth is when the real trouble starts
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Emily TestAccount @emly.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
hot take, ios26 glass interface frutiger aero is a good thing and everyone upset at it doesn’t understand how good we used to have it with skeumorphism after we’ve been 15 years into a flat minimalism swing so hard nobody can tell where the edges of ui elements are anymore
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