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31 | PNW | she/they 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 leftist, futch, techie part of @dollhaus.tv

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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 20/09/2025
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
WAOW

comic
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 27/08/2025
ftfy
three pairs of plaid sweatpants in red, blue, and green with the text over them reading:

you KNOW the dick is good when she wears these:
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 12/08/2025
“Eventually you can't help but figure out that, while gender is a construct, so is a traffic light, and if you ignore either of them, you get hit by cars. Which, also, are con-structs.”

- Imogen Binnie, “Nevada”
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 30/07/2025
*smash bros announcer voice* A NEWWWWW RECORRRRRD
PHQ-9 Score
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 19/07/2025
Matt
@matthewblott.bsky.social
JD Vance Follower
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 20/06/2025
Antarctica during the second impact in Neon Genesis Evangelion
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 18/06/2025
“Plenty of leftists disdain women’s rights”
FBI agent typing on a laptop
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 16/06/2025
Clearly we are not sufficient pragmatism enjoyers to deserve replies
Bsky profile:

Let's not downplay the fact that his head is made of spaghetti.
@tonygoldmark.bsky.social
1.7K followers 110 following 4.7K posts

He/Him. Host of Escape From Vault Disney and Some Jerk With A Camera. Jaded goofball. Multi-hundredaire. Pragmatic leftist growing increasingly tired of how unpragmatic the left is. I appreciate The Muppets on a deeper level than you.
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 16/06/2025
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
@tonygoldmark.bsky.social
Yes. You are both a powerful voting block that can turn the tide, and an insignificant group that doesn't get to make the decisions.
This is not a contradiction. Allow me to prove it using kindergarten math.
Let's say you have 40 blue marbles, 45 red marbles and 10 green marbles.
QTing @raoulduke1976.bsky.social
Then there's this horseshit. Again, we're the most powerful voting block when you need a scapegoat but when it's time for decisions we're left out in the cold.

@tonygoldmark.bsky.social
When the blue and green marbles are grouped together, they outnumber the red marbles 50-45.
But when separated, red outnumbers blue 45-40.
But at the same time, blue outnumbers green 4:1, so if blue and green have a disagreement, blue will most likely win.

@tonygoldmark.bsky.social
Thus, the green marbles are both crucial to give blue the majority, and too insignificant to make decisions for them.
You're the green marbles.
It sucks to be in that position, I know, but it is what it is.
Understand yet? No? Don't care, I've wasted enough time on you.
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 14/06/2025
“Do not… wear a mask… unless it is for medical reasons.”
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 11/06/2025
most tolerant liberal
Nora Reed (they/them ze/h... @nora.zone • 31m
my pronouns are literally in my fucking display name

Raven Le Maven JeSuisDeepstate @redrumofcrow... • 29m
I see that. I was reading your thread, though and not your bio. Is there a problem?

Nora Reed (they/them ze/h... @nora.zone • 27m yeah, but it's yours

Raven Le Maven JeSuisDeepstate @redrumofcrows.bsky.social
Actually. go fuck yourself.

semi-automatic transse... @girlf.ag • 25s
I hope you one day figure out how to exorcise the hatred from your heart and become a decent human being, instead of a loathsome hypocrite bullying vulnerable minorities on BlueskyPost hidden
You have blocked the author or you have been blocked by the author.
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 26/05/2025
everything reminds me of her
Sign that says “Tacoma Screw”
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 18/05/2025
jenny_tightpants @jtp.bsky.social • 12h
what’s the move

nightylamp @nightmare-flux.bsky.social • 12h
doordashing a bullet to my head
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 12/04/2025
penis-having people
feeld profile screenshot:

29 Man Queer
1 partner, 4 mi away, last seen today
I run a co-ed discord group that is looking for cool penis-having people to join (queer-friendly not gay)
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 23/03/2025
@poetofcode.bsky.social’s words hitting me like a freight train this morning
A poem from “Unmasking AI” by Dr. Joy Buolamwini:

With safety in sight and security calling,
Would you turn back for the forgotten ones?

Would you risk your comfort or diminish your
power to reach out to those left in the shadows?

Would your lips testify of uncanny truths or
instead would you swallow your conscience
and cough up excuses?

I diverted my eyes because I was afraid that I
would see myself in the shadows.

And yes, she was there. Her name was Potential.
Her crime was hope.

She lived in a city that promised equality yet did
not know the meaning of equity.

Prestige and privilege masquerade as merit though
much of what is achieved is a function of what
we inherit.
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 22/03/2025
actual conversation i just had
“I know that took restraint”/“Thanks for not saying X in front of my parents” meme with the caption “thanks for not using the clicker on me in public last night, i know that took a lot of restraint”
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 17/03/2025
cheers
Picture of an early page in The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions by Larry Mitchell

“Let's drink to the old faggots who were there and helped make this happen just by being there.”
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 15/03/2025
this is all extremely fucked up but i’m sorry i had to
the libertarian “come and take it” flag but with bottles of poppers instead of a gun/cannon. white background. text says “cum and take it”
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a.g.p. cook @girlf.ag · 15/03/2025
woke domain providers encouraging slur reclamation 🤌
Screenshot from domain site Hostinger to purchase the domain girlf.ag

A note at the bottom says “This domain is suitable for a female-focused community platform. It's great for lifestyle or relationship-related content.”
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