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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

A sensible government would walk into the offices of Thames water on day one and say "we stand here while you collect your things and leave. If you resist, you will go to prison and we will bring forensic accountants in, and we *will* find out what other crimes you have done."

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I got to yell at a guy today! It was fun (he was drunk and harassing staff which was not fun)

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

For a text based website mad that a lot of people on here don't know how to fuckin read

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The only time I've felt humidity like this before was in Seoul. Very cool that the north west of England gets a monsoon season now!

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Fuck me the humidity is disgusting this morning

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Air con! Why didn't I think of that! All i need is a spare 6k + 10k a year to run it. Also I guess every building that has been made to keep heat in, so every building built until the last few decades or so needs to go. Also there's no trains now.

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Jamie (bradley walsh enthusiast) @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Tell you what, lads, to quote Margaret thatcher: oh my fucking Christ it’s hot it’s so hot this is unbearable Jesus fuck why is it so hot I can’t take this anymore Christ

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

A screenshot of Tucker Carlson with a filter used to make him look roughly 10 years old

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Got Darren Jones mixed up with Darren Grimes and realised I have never heard of Darren Jones

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 23/06/2026

And this ⬇️ factors into that ⬆️. Starmer’s entire persona was that of a dour, technocratic administrator. The only time ever seemed to be genuinely enjoying himself was when he was petulantly kicking the left in the kidneys to impress the folks on the higher rungs. Just a pathetic character.

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Yes, I think it's that more than anything. He has proved exceptionally talented at offending his natural allies while striving to impress people who inherently hate him.
Extracting the maximum political pain from every situation. With the result that now everyone hates him.
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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

All service workers should be allowed to spark out one customer a year

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

What are your highlights? I will never forget racist riots taking place where they were trying to burn people alive and he took about 8 business days to call them racist and sent Yvette Cooper out to talk about how much she loves England flags and has them in bunting form

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I hope that sniveling little worm never achieves orgasm again in his wretched life

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Where do you think he's going next? I reckon BAE

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Jack (Skellington) Badger @ctzbadger.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Starmer was never trying to appeal to right wing voters, he was trying to appeal to those who have the monopoly on manipulating voters. The problem with that is they don't want welfare cuts, they want welfare abolished, they don't want to hear "land of strangers", they want to hear "blood and soil".

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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 20/06/2026

You know how in Pluribus Rhea Seehorn's character does not entertain the situation for even a second, and instead feels nothing but an anger that is piped deep from her humanity, and then when she encounters other humans she is unable to understand why they aren't angry? That's me and LLMs

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Rosie (she/her) @airfriedrosie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

And Labour boasted about it! They bragged that they did more on immigration than the Tories did. They called ANN WIDDECOMBE woke for opposing putting trans women in men's prisons. They're PROUD of it all.

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Does he think that people don't hate him anymore or something. I thought that was why he didn't do it in the first place

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

This country hates kids so much it makes me sick

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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/06/2026

a little on the nose for capitalism that the world’s first trillionaire is a nazi conman

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

In case you missed it, the GTA4 playthrough Tom did where every car but his own is going 999mph is one of the funniest series to ever be recorded. The amount of completely accidental slapstick and Tom's slow descent into paranoia and superstition is so fucking good

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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Last week a White Englishman stabbed a minority and there was no nationwide pogrom against White Englishmen. Yet when a minority commits a crime White Men and Women attempt nationwide racist pogroms against all minorities. This is the second racist pogrom in two weeks.

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Treblig 🇺🇦 @camtreblig.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I will point out that the Prime Minister felt that the assassination of an American YouTuber required him to release a formal within 30 minutes of it happening at 11pm on a Friday night. But race riots in the UK itself aren’t worth his time

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

If they had a shred of dignity left in them the entire plp would commit suppuku before the year's end

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Wesley here opting for a fleece today as his hotdog costume is at the drycleaners

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/06/2026

“Kids are on the phones all day and we think it’s bad for them!” okay well how about you make it possible for them to do literally anything else

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Pretty sure the line is going up so dunno how things could be bad

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Do you think you could trick an ai into drinking piss

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Personal story, Rob was in my "studying the blade" class and he was so shit the teacher ended up giving him a pool noodle, dunno if this is related

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Hard to not post things that will get me immediately arrested and thrown in jail

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

They banned Hasan from the UK because they’re afraid that a big Turkish man might make us all collectively feel something

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Alan Kinsella @electionlit.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Richie on the ball

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Sure you might lose money but you have to look at some of the benefits: 1) depriving a human family of a livelihood 2) having a CEO driven so mad by a lack of human communication that he starts talking publicly about his sperm

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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Alternative headline: UK GETS TURBORACIST - STILL DOESN'T MAKE RACISTS HAPPY

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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Congratulations to @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social on somehow making Theresa May’s Conservative Party the most socially progressive government of the last decade, I suppose. Really impressive to be that fucking ghoulish a person.

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Was it worth it Andy, just to be the head of a rotting corpse

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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

HEAD OF TEETH

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

No COBRA meeting No breaking news alerts No discussions about stopping islamophobia by Starmer No meeting community leaders Nothing

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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

It's interesting how it is always the left wing's fault that fascists rise to power, as opposed to the centre's. This is, of course, despite the fact that the centre are the ones in power who have declared that racism is 'reasonable', transphobia is acceptable, and the disabled don't need money.

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Giovanni Bigface @giovannibigface.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

My least favourite genre of video is posh people doing comedy skits about posh people

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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

If you're a juror on a trial where you even *suspect* the defendants are guilty of an offence carried out as an act of protest (because they've also been banning recent defendants from talking about Palestine), you absolutely *have* to acquit them, because you now don't know what the Judge will do.

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