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_Gillis_

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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Jesus Christ. Branswell was essential. Still kept up on US bird flu in cows and measles. Gold standard for reporting during COVID. Just a massive loss.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"clear it clear it clear it clear it CLEAR IT CLEAR IT... ok, don't. just do that"
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When people cover their face with their hands you must really believe they disappear.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saw some people saying Meta’s Muse leaked someone’s address on Facebook Marketplace. The person worked with the Muse team to debug the issue. It turns out they did give Muse their address and permission to always act on their behalf but the gravity of the decision wasn’t clear enough to them.
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In which Conrad Black simultaneously a) surrenders in advance, and b) gives up the game behind US interference in Alberta's referendum. #cdnpoli
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Karl Schamotta @karl-schamotta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Scott Bessent told me bond markets keep eating his buybacks so I asked how many buybacks he has and he said he just borrows more money afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding buybacks to bond markets and then his traders started crying.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Tight pussy's overrated," Mamadani told the crowd at the WTC memorial, many clapping softly. "You want something broken in like granddad's penny loafer." But not everyone co-signs the mayor's populist message. "Tight is, for want of a truer word, Right," argued Bret Stephens in a recent Times op-ed
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Protecting the bad opinion havers. Bold.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
here's a guy who needs to be pushed down stairs in a Looney Tunes way. Also, the reveal of what this guy looks like, lord almighty
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Brendan Menapace @brendanmenapace.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
These are things LeBron James should know before coming to Philly
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/07/2026
enough of this shit
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 11/07/2026
Death (Trump) knocking on doors meme with blood out of the open doors for “Knicks in 4” and “USMNT”. He’s knocking on the door that says England
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sitting back and trying to defend against Argentina is a choice.
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What you get for faking a head injury. Football gods….
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
LOL
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Scenes!
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Also England and keeper issues, always and forever
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That child just hit a banger lolol
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mbappe makes it look so god damn easy
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Comrade Trump
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What game did this guy watch lol
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Go fuck yourself you ghoul
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
EGYPT BACK
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They can VAR that?!?!?!?!?!
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
LUKAKUUUUUU
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
lol
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium gonna hang 6 on them if they want lol
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh no America has to play a real team :(
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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We are missing out on good submarines for carbon capture????
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
David Moyes made me give up on the entire EPL when he did this shit at United.
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England frauds?
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mexico frauds?
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The lads
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh man David is seizing
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sad this is the last game for Modric with the national team
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Offside! No!
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What the actual fuck!
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
INSANITY
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Belgium wut
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Lukaku started that play lol
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
oh my lord that was dirty Barcola
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Kawhi Leonard Joanne Tod 2019
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
YES
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
How long until Bronny is cut?
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Germany is a garbage football team tho, like the worst German team I’ve seen in a long time
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Having a central defender take a PK is a CHOICE
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_Gillis_ @gillisunited.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Have had enough of Miller and his dumb hair already
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