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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Magic trick
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/05/2026
As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
No, I don’t want to share my location. No, I don’t want to download your app. No, I don’t want to make an account. I just want to look at your menu to see how much your stupid fucking burger costs.
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This one hits hard.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/12/2025
I'm feeling more lucky than smart that I bought a new laptop three months ago and won't need a new one for a while, and that my two desktops have 64GB and 128GB RAM, respectively youtube.com/shorts/VIjpp...
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Why Is RAM so Expensive?
YouTube video by Linus Tech Tips
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I mostly read hard sci-fi, but the Dungeon Crawler Carl series kinda fits that. It's been a fun read and now there's this graphic novel spinoff getting crowdfunded. If you're familiar with the John Dies At The End books, it's fun in a similar batshit crazy way. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...
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The Dungeon Crawler Carl: CROCODILE graphic novel
Hello, Crawlers! We're so pleased to invite you to CROCODILE, Dungeon Crawler Carl's first official graphic novel expansion. Now get out there and kill, kill, ki--er, pledge!
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GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I mostly read hard sci-fi, but the Dungeon Crawler Carl series kinda fits that. It's been a fun read and now there's this graphic novel spinoff getting crowdfunded. If you're familiar with the John Dies At The End books, it's fun in a similar batshit crazy way. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...
backerkit.com
The Dungeon Crawler Carl: CROCODILE graphic novel
Hello, Crawlers! We're so pleased to invite you to CROCODILE, Dungeon Crawler Carl's first official graphic novel expansion. Now get out there and kill, kill, ki--er, pledge!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/10/2025
"AI" is absolutely and ONLY a marketing term, and at this point if it's being used, the intent behind it is to overpromise to the consumer/end user on the program's actual capabilities. And, of course, none of the "AI" is actually intelligent in any meaningful way.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Travis @coloradotravis.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Not sure if we should be able to talk to everyone instantly from anywhere on the planet it doesn’t seem to be going well
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Dr. Mann @dreverettmann.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Holiness is stored in the balls.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 26/07/2025
Democrats: What do we need to do to win back disillusioned voters? Voters: Stand up to Trump and fight him like our lives depend on it. Democrats: Alienate our base while we chase bros who will never vote for us. Got it. Voters: That's not- Democrats: Can you give us five dollars right now?
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Efficiency - Gator Days
Panel 1

August is hard at working doing computer things when his boss comes in to check on him. Anticipation and dread fills August's head. The computer is attempting to install updates.

Stuart: Hey, big guy! Done with the software updates?

August: Almost. There's two computers left.

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Stuart glances at his phone which contains the message that's about to ruin August's day.

Stuart: That's great. Really great.

Panel 3

Stuart does his best to sound cheerful while delivering the news. The computer has encountered an error. The screen says "Soul not found. Installing soul."

Stuart: Corporate wants new software so you need to replace it.

August: Again? Do you know why?

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Stuart keeps the smile on his face and attempts to ease August's frustrations. The computer screen says "What is love? Am I loved? I'm so lonely."

Stuart: To make things more efficient.

August: All this efficiency keeps doubling my world load.

Stuart: Exactly.
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GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The American healthcare system.
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John Morales @johnmoralestv.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
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GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Yep. Absolutely no way this will be used for nefarious purposes. /s It's absolutely amazing how far "AI" video generation has come in just two years. I still hate that this stuff is called "AI"...
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The Awkward Yeti @theawkwardyeti.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Win an original painting! (Or one of 5 framed prints) Details: www.patreon.com/posts/win-th... (super easy to enter, I just can’t fit the info here)
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Full comic here, along with bonus panel: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/darwin... #smbc
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GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Friend of a friend wrote this. I typically stick to hard sci-fi (space, aliens, robots) and this wasn't that but I ended up really liking it and am eagerly awaiting a sequel and hopefully a prequel.
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Deathless
Amazon.com: Deathless eBook : Fite, Shayn: Books
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/05/2025
Yuuuuup. Being an asshole limits your options. Or to put it another way, in any major project there's room for maybe one asshole. That's probably not going to be you, and you shouldn't fight anyone for that role.
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Jack who wrote Aether Torrent @jackscarab.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
"What trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve?" Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.
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Tibo @heytibo.com · 29/12/2024
“You crashed into an unknown asteroid belt. Explore this alien world, leap between asteroids and find a way to repair your spaceship.” Demo out on Itch and (soon) Steam gtibo.itch.io/wild-cosmos s.team/a/3051070 #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev #godotengine
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Showing Big Printer who’s boss
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 19/03/2025
I am so excited to announce It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton, my new podcast. Our first episode drops on March 26th and is available wherever you get your podcasts.
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I made a thing!
Hi friends! I am so excited to announce It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton, my new podcast. Our first episode drops on March 26th. This idea emerged from my creative self […]
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GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
10 new episodes!
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 27/03/2025
Yes, tariffs are a tax, but people don't mention often enough that they are a regressive tax. Taxes on consumer goods tax the poor at a higher rate, as basic necessities are a much larger part of their spending. If food goes up by 20%, it is a tax on the poor. Rich people won't even notice.
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GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
A long, but interesting, deep dive into a massive WordPress compromise: www.godaddy.com/resources/ne...
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DollyWay World Domination: Eight Years of Evolving Website Malware Campaigns
Discover how the DollyWay malware operation has compromised over 20,000 WordPress sites since 2016, using cryptographically signed payloads, distributed C2 networks, and sophisticated reinfection mech...
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GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
And now I need a poutine burrito... 🌯
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
No pets allowed*
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 16/01/2025
Software engineers are so lazy these days. They just want to have ChatGPT tell them the answer. Back in my day we copy and pasted the answer from Stack Overflow BY HAND, and we didn't complain.
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Chris Hallbeck @chrishallbeck.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
To get your adult name, take your childhood first name and replace it with "I'm so" and then change your last name to "tired."
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 15/01/2025
I see some people are demanding we watch the inauguration and I'm all, motherfucker, I didn't watch his first one and spent four years actively avoiding the sound of his voice, what makes you think I'm going to do any different this time around
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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
First there were books. Then a movie based on the books. Then a book adapted from that. Then a stage musical. Now a theatrical release. Truly, there is no rest for the Wicked
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 23/12/2024
Health Insurance Trolley existentialcomics.com/comic/582
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