GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Because I'm bald and look way too much like this dude if I shave. 010
Reposted by GilaHackerCharlie Mas @charliemas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't know about you, but I do not wake up in the morning, hear the birds singing, throw wide the curtains to let in the glorious sunlight and think: "My God, what a beautiful day! I think I'm going to find the sharpest thing modern technology can mass produce and scrape my face with it." 071
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The engine fairy is now canon.static.klipy.comTdi Engine DieselALT: Tdi Engine Diesel 010
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comMalreynolds Firefly Speechless ReactionAlt: Mal Reynolds Firefly Speechless Reaction 011
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comHenry Cavill as Superman: On My World, It Means HopeAlt: Henry Cavill as Superman: On My World, It Means Hope 010
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My tank holds ~24 gallons... Thankfully, I work from home. 000
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comRandy Marsh: It's Okay, ManALT: Randy Marsh: It's Okay, Man 010
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I had an app on my TI calculator that would tell you how to figure out the first number and then it'd calculate the next two. IIRC there were a few possibilities it would list for you to try. 020
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I've worked at GoDaddy for 20 years. I don't *specifically* know of any furries there but I absolutely wouldn't be surprised to find them among the ranks of the various admins. 010
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 29/07/2026static.klipy.comCharles S Dutton's 'Ah Yeah' Slow ClapALT: Charles S Dutton's 'Ah Yeah' Slow Clap 010
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The delivery feels off, but I'm curious how much I'd have noticed it if I just heard it without being told what it was first. 000
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026static.klipy.comSuperbad: Seth's Crying ExcuseALT: Superbad: Seth's Crying Excuse 010
Reposted by GilaHackerJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/05/2026As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE. 270138224174
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 11/05/2026static.klipy.comWoman Points to 'THIS'ALT: Woman Points to 'THIS' 000
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 06/05/2026media.tenor.combugs bunny is holding a carrot and saying `` what 's up , doc ? '' .ALT: bugs bunny is holding a carrot and saying `` what 's up , doc ? '' . 020
Reposted by GilaHackerJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/05/2026No, I don’t want to share my location. No, I don’t want to download your app. No, I don’t want to make an account. I just want to look at your menu to see how much your stupid fucking burger costs. 2441051004
Reposted by GilaHackerJohn Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026This one hits hard. 7713572610541
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 13/02/2026media.tenor.coma man with a surprised look on his face talking to another manAlt: a man with a surprised look on his face saying "you're a monster" 020
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Translated it and...media.tenor.coma cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32 000
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Saw the text of the post in my notifications and 100% expected it to be John in a dress. 030
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Mine has been pretty bad the past few days, but it's never been *that* bad... 010
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 08/12/2025media.tenor.coma young boy is covering his face with his hands while sitting at a table .Alt: a young boy is crossing his fingers and straining hard with his eyes closed 010
Reposted by GilaHackerJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/12/2025I'm feeling more lucky than smart that I bought a new laptop three months ago and won't need a new one for a while, and that my two desktops have 64GB and 128GB RAM, respectively youtube.com/shorts/VIjpp...youtube.comWhy Is RAM so Expensive?YouTube video by Linus Tech Tips 3428921
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 08/12/2025media.tenor.coma man with a red mohawk and a necklace of teeth is looking at something .Alt: a man with a red mohawk and a necklace of teeth is looking at something . 010
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 08/12/2025media.tenor.coma large t-rex statue is standing in a building with its mouth openAlt: A large t-rex is standing in a building with its mouth open as a banner reading "When dinosaurs ruled the Earth" falling down in front of it. 0120
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 03/12/2025media.tenor.coma man is riding an exercise bike in front of a bath & body works storeALT: a man is riding an exercise bike in front of a bath & body works store 020
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 02/12/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of a robot wearing a santa hat with the words the message below itAlt: a cartoon of a robot wearing a santa hat with the words "the message" below it 030
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I love the sweet cornbread I can get at Safeway, but I just call it corncake. Because it's cake. Delicious cake. I've paired it with chili before, but really prefer the Jiffy mix for that (which is probably still considered sweet to some?). 030
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 28/11/2025media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo is sitting in an auditoriumALT: a man in a tuxedo is sitting in an auditorium 120
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I wish it worked that way for me. I can realize it's a dream but I can't control it or fly or anything. 040
Reposted by GilaHackerGilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I mostly read hard sci-fi, but the Dungeon Crawler Carl series kinda fits that. It's been a fun read and now there's this graphic novel spinoff getting crowdfunded. If you're familiar with the John Dies At The End books, it's fun in a similar batshit crazy way. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...backerkit.comThe Dungeon Crawler Carl: CROCODILE graphic novelHello, Crawlers! We're so pleased to invite you to CROCODILE, Dungeon Crawler Carl's first official graphic novel expansion. Now get out there and kill, kill, ki--er, pledge! 021
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 27/10/2025media.tenor.coma pixel art drawing of a jar of peanut butter with arms and legs .ALT: a pixel art drawing of a jar of peanut butter with arms and legs . 010
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Oof. A former coworker had that issue. Literally made him sick. I don't know if it was always an issue or developed later in life, but he was pretty young when I knew him (still in his 20's, I think). 110
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I will eat a jar of peanut butter on your behalf. 🥜 210
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 25/10/2025👴 We are the same age. That explains a lot. I work for the Internet (managing the world's largest authoritative DNS). Most, if not all, of my salty old coworkers agree that the Internet was a mistake. Maybe not the original one, but definitely what it has become. 120
GilaHacker @gilahacker.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I mostly read hard sci-fi, but the Dungeon Crawler Carl series kinda fits that. It's been a fun read and now there's this graphic novel spinoff getting crowdfunded. If you're familiar with the John Dies At The End books, it's fun in a similar batshit crazy way. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...backerkit.comThe Dungeon Crawler Carl: CROCODILE graphic novelHello, Crawlers! We're so pleased to invite you to CROCODILE, Dungeon Crawler Carl's first official graphic novel expansion. Now get out there and kill, kill, ki--er, pledge! 021
Reposted by GilaHackerJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/10/2025"AI" is absolutely and ONLY a marketing term, and at this point if it's being used, the intent behind it is to overpromise to the consumer/end user on the program's actual capabilities. And, of course, none of the "AI" is actually intelligent in any meaningful way. 40899155
