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I'm the ghost of all the house plants you killed.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
With our taco flavored death.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
FedEx like to remind me at least three times a day that they have my package. Brag.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
New phrase alert. At the grocery store, one of the clerks called something a “shopportunity”.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think all the gluten free pizza has radicalized me.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Once you turn 65, you are now forced to retire. Go touch some grass. Stop. Let someone do it. Let go. Read a book. Take a vacation.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I would also like to point out the hypocrisy of some people being more upset over this than Gulf of Mexico. If that’s you, maybe sit with why and do some soul searching.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 24/08/2026
New Zealand’s Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has unveiled a proposed law banning children younger than 16 from using social media platforms, citing what he said was “harm being done to a generation” of young people.
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New Zealand's prime minister proposes banning children from using social media
New Zealand's Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has unveiled a bill that would ban children younger than 16 from using social media.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Your answer may surprise you.
A gray tombstone on a grassy hill under a cloudy sky with the word "YOU" engraved on it. Text above reads, "If you're not alive, you're already dead."
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ai is the art of the Bourgeoisie. -Karl Marx
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Top 5 matches of all time
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think @alyssapants.bsky.social is right. Seems like she’s “Russian” to be a “Asset” to the “President”.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pretty sure if I wasn’t dyslexic and had a real hard time “reading” sheet music, I would be playing in a band instead of Improv. Anyways. Come to my show.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
More Amy Does Math, please.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Man. I haven’t even finished my last “15 movies to watch before being able to understand one movie” yet.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m starting to believe that all cash registers are programmed to charge at least 100 dollars regardless of what you buy.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s sad that fun, creativity and community has to come with a hefty price point.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My Word Salad today.
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Kate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
View of an end-cap display at Target, with a sign above it saying “Must have!” The shelves are empty.
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Just George Oh 🤘😎💨 @timmytwoshirts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bin Day cometh.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I play it with my Zedruu commander “gift” deck. All star card. Especially when you can pass it around and give players multiple upkeeps.
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tomorrow begins a new school year. Only 180 instructional days to go until next summer.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I wish I had the energy to get excited for The Hobbit set in Magic. But man. I just don’t have it on me. Love those Big Feet Weirdos tho.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Are you threatening Marvel’s First Family? The Kennedy’s of Marvel?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Look at this graph. The share of national income going to the richest 10 percent was lowest (and share to lower 90 percent highest) when union membership was at its highest. As unions have weakened, inequality has widened. This is why we must build back union power.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As anyone in publishing will tell you, women do not resist reading books by men, but men will often dismiss books by women. This is not a publishing problem or a failure to target men. It's a misogyny problem.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Under Trump & RFK Jr.: -22,000 cyclospora cases and 2 deaths -Multiple ongoing salmonella outbreaks -Measles cases at 35-year high -New "forever chemical" pesticides in our food supply How the hell is any of this Making America Healthy Again?
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yes. Rank the Dwarves.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As a man that spent his summer reading, it’s men that are the problem. Expand your horizons. Read a book by another pov than male. My favorite book last year was Blob: A Love Story By Maggie Su.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The breakup
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the Beatles are embroiled in argument in their later era. George says to John, who is laying in bed with Yoko, “John— stop bringing Yoko to the studio!” Panel 2: George turns to Paul McCartney, who is seated with his bass guitar and a cigarette. “Paul, you’ve become a control freak!” Panel 3: George turns to Ringo, who is seated at his drums and wearing the Venom/Spiderman alien symbiote suit. George says with exasperation, “Ringo… lose the symbiote.” Symbiote Ringo replies “calm down, mate.”
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
America has experienced oligarchy thrice in its brief history. The first was under the slaveholding founders The second, the robber barons, a century later. A third American oligarchy emerged around 1980 — and has only gotten more powerful.
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The Enshittification of Everything (Part 2)
And how to disempower the oligarchy
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What I lack in discipline, I make up for in OCD.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Democratic lawmakers are calling for an investigation into Eric and Don Jr.’s ties to 15 companies that have received $3.2 BILLION in defense contracts. Here's what you should know about their ongoing grifts.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey look at that, adults behaving like adults. What a fucking concept.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Can we please do something that helps Americans?
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Kardashian: 'Kim, there's people that are dying'
ALT: Kardashian: 'Kim, there's people that are dying'
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Monsters
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I just want a win, AMERICA.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The InfoWar Elf is the best mascot for a company since Jesus for the bible.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Maybe this is because Big Media loves Trump and his rating but Dems should be out on the steps of Congress, talking about the refection of the Republican polices. I haven’t really seen that from Dems within the two houses. I also know that my algorithm could also be shadowing it from me.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I got 99 non-creature spell and a merfolk is one. 🎶
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I posted a new sketch on YouTube, where it's meeting an audience who don't get the white gloves bit, have never heard of minstrel shows and are getting arsey when people explain.
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Guy Who Just Got Back From Toontown
YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
As the kids like to tell me “Bro. We’re cooked”
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I went into a place I usually DoorDash and have delivered, so this is my first time actually going in. It’s a gyro place. The guy working there was like “Oh. You’re Kevin”
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If I’m ever in a social situation and I’m not sure what to say, and the person nearest to me has a tattoo, I just open by asking what they use on their skin to keep their tattoos looking nice. Always works. 100%
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Not gonna lie. A top contender for Match Of The Year for me.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Comedy.
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The 1977 Coleco Telstar Arcade answered the question, "What if a game console looked like a Wild West take on the TARDIS console?"
A brown triangular prism. The top side is used to for the triangular top-loading cartridges (this cartridge has Road Race, Tennis, and Quick Draw). The facing side is the pinball interface, with two paddles, a rotary switch, 'Slam Left', 'Slam Right', a skill selector, a power switch, and a reset button. The far side is a racing interface, with steering wheel and gear selector. The right side is shooting game interface, with a realistic looking sidearm and three buttons in holes. The interface panels alternate woodgrain and faux metal.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s true. I’ve seen it.
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