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@ghostplants.bsky.social
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I'm the ghost of all the house plants you killed.

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think all the gluten free pizza has radicalized me.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pretty sure if I wasn’t dyslexic and had a real hard time “reading” sheet music, I would be playing in a band instead of Improv. Anyways. Come to my show.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My Word Salad today.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
No reason.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
For some reason, I was obsessed with hover vehicles as a kid in the 90s.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I got a tattoo.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
You know, September really was my Weirdcore Scratch Indie month.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Wow. Great news.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I first I thought this said “Welcome Back, PTSD.”
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #257,679!
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Whatever happened to that guy in high school that played the Devil Sticks?
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Meanwhile, in the cool reality,
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
It's 1998. PayPal is founded. It's 2009. Bitcoin is released by a computer programmer under the pseudonym Satoshi Nakamoto. Its 2024, I'm watching Tech Bros trying to buy a McDonald's Quater Pounder with an Ape NFT.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Barbie was great. Wonderful. Movie of the year and maybe best movie of the decade. No joke. I understand why Ken Shapiro didn't care for it. Lol.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Happy X day.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Finally my two loves combo'd.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Top Five Transformers that I remember but don't know the names of: 1. Hoverceaft guy 2. Red Bumblebee 3. The Helicopter one 4. Purple Starscream 5. Rumble's brother
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Strike got you down? You gotta call for the man.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Friendly reminder. AEW never teased Shark Boy. AEW never promoted Shark Boy. Do NOT be upset if Shark Boy does not show up tonight 👍
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
This video game is wild.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
This add always confuses me.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Meanwhile, in the dystopian present.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Damn. The guy got some vainy arms.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
You can tell that the waitress didn't want to be in the picture.
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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Don't talk to me until I've had my Fosters Freeze.
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