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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12h

IT’S WOIMSDAY AGAIN

WOIMSDAY
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 29/09/2026

i'm on team sluggo's new hat

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 29/09/2026

look at him. That casual smile. He emanates goodness in the hat

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 29/09/2026

see the issue is the problem is you are too good at drawing and have therefore made sluggo look rly good and cool and natural-looking in the 'terrible' hat

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 29/09/2026

yea but when are yor and loid gonna kiss already

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 29/09/2026

more like ass effect more like final fant-ass-y seven more like cel-ass-te more like under-ass more like r-ass more like chron-ass trigger more like fire emblem: three asses more like soul caliber two (asses)

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social

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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 28/09/2026

Here are some more photos that I finally finished editing. it's Barbican and Brunswick r/brutalism

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 22/04/2025

happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little email against the mailing list buttondown.com/ghostdown

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Ghost Down

biweekly writing, poems, photos or music.

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 23/09/2026

at a certain point he has to have developed a kink for the atmosphere-affecting reactions to his name, that's the only explanation. Even saying 'it's your name wear it proudly' feels bad, like no, except you, not that name

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 22/09/2026

For my newsletter, Anxiety Shark, I wrote about my body being in pain, the body as a product of desire, and Wolf Like Me by TV On The Radio www.anxietyshark.ca/my-hearts-af...

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My Hearts aflame

My body hurts, only it’s not my body.

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x

The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.

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Extreme Juice @extremejuice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Striving To Be Apolitical" is a political stance, is the politics of silence and silencing. and like all political plans it can Not Work. so it doesn't make you impervious to the world, affecting some sort of fake apolitical space! it actually opens you up to failure and judgment way more

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 21/09/2026

i'm so glad i get to relive this, it was absolutely amazing

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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 14/09/2026

good morning, and welcome back to a more frequent IHTOV. today's essay comes to you from @ghostdown.online. it's a look into marvin gaye's "i want you" and it's a deep, personal ride. read, share, etc. ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/i-wan...

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I Want You To Want Me Too

One day when I was still living with him, he came into my room with a real beat up copy of Marvin Gaye’s I Want You on vinyl. He told me a wide-eyed man came into his shop and traded it away for a nip...

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 14/09/2026

for this month's newsletter I wrote about why I think people who say the canada side of niagara falls is better have bad taste, among other things

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I am Roman Catholic and resent being told not to apologize for something. It’s my right

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 18/09/2026

see ya at jeff this weekend

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 17/09/2026

@redheron.bsky.social and i were workshopping what would make the name 'keith' a good name and we decided to pronounce and spell it 'kithe' and that's my mc's name in the game now

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 17/09/2026

bizarre to see a stage i've performed multiple times on in hell gate

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 16/09/2026

whether you pronounce it like Abe Lincoln or 'uh-beh' like the way it's pronounced in the middle of Elizabeth is between you (Elizabeth) and God

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 16/09/2026

more Elizabeths should be going by Abe

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 16/09/2026

this was me playing mew-genics for the first time last week

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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m very excited for this game but friend…you’re scarin the hoes

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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brendon bigley @bb.wavelengths.online · 15/09/2026

corporate fuckery is not new, but answering "what should we do about being behind in sales" with "force our entire staff to move to the other side of the country and tell them to kick rocks if they say no" doesn't seem like the way to enable your staff to do their best work!!

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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Focus M continues to be one of the most quintessential memes of modern video gaming

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 15/09/2026

Apple Music is what happens when an app is afraid of being touched, and they have yet to design an operating system that fixes this.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

SGURD YADSEUT SOGGULS SIT

YADSEUT SOGGULS SIT
SLUGGO AND NANCY STAND IN FRONT OF THE DRUGSTORE
SLUGGO ENJOYS READING SIGNS BACKWARDS
SLUGGO:SGURD

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 14/09/2026

for this month's newsletter I wrote about why I think people who say the canada side of niagara falls is better have bad taste, among other things

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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026

btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.

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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 14/09/2026

We chatted with the "How To" creator about his new feature film, "The History of Concrete." "I wanted to show a lot of like, NIMBY people in the movie, and I wanted to put that perspective out there in a way that I feel like I haven't usually seen it." hellgatenyc.com/john-wilson-...

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 14/09/2026

Thank you Michele for giving me the space on your site! I'm really proud of this piece!

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obermoz @obermoz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

🫳 🎤

Questiob: Elon Musk and J.K. Rowling are two people who have inflicted an enormous amount of cultural damage on the trans community. What are your thoughts on them?

Answer: I mean… these people are Nazis. They’re literal Nazis. There is a one-to-one connection between Elon Musk and the Nazi community. He did a full-blown Sieg Heil on a national stage.

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 11/09/2026

Neutral Milk Hotel writing about communism:

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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now

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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

merry kirkmas to all who celebrate

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

FUCK OFF BLUESKY. HOW IS THIS EXPLICITY SEXUAL?!? NONE OF THE IMPUGNED BITS ARE ACTUALLY SHOWING. PRUDE ASS VIBE CODED WEBSITE MADE BY DEAD EYED LOSERS

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 09/09/2026

kirby my sweet blob i'll always be in your corner

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into the aether @intothecast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

✨ IT'S TIME! ✨ We're BACK with a new season of Into the Aether, kicking off with a 6+ hour look at FORTY (40) games for the Sony PlayStation! Listen at: intothecast.online 😘 And repost / share this episode if you're feeling spicy!! Thank you all for the many years of support.

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