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Will LaPorte

@ghostdown.online
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musician, writer, and structural engineer 🇵🇷🇩🇴, they/them, NYC ghostdown.online

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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 29/09/2026
look at him. That casual smile. He emanates goodness in the hat
sluggo in his cool new hat
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 17/09/2026
[heavy breathing]
my hand holding my physical copy of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 09/09/2026
Seteth from Fire Emblem: Three Houses saying 'you wound me(, Flayn)'
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 27/08/2026
it is my birthday :)
Raspberry tarts, chocolate covered strawberries, and a flourless chocolate birthday cake
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 21/08/2026
Has hit like a larger and larger truck over the last almost ten years
Jeff Rosenstock's song To Be A Ghost. The lyrics: "if you're tired of being told / to stop complaining about the cold / burn those fuckers in their homes / burst their bubble and break their bones"
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 16/08/2026
Chi
Chihiro asking Mr. Shiba how his timing is
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 15/08/2026
every phoebe bridgers solo release is like 'heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great album'
The "worst person you know just made a great point" guy
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 12/08/2026
me every single moment of Denshattack
Emi from Denshattack saying "that was the coolest shit I've ever seen in my life"
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 11/08/2026
thanks brendon
Congratulations! Swim to Poop
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 04/08/2026
"This is my hole!! It was made for me!!" A half-naked man shouts as he climbs into a hole in the shape of his body
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 01/08/2026
one must always think when they read a post: 'am i stupid'
I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 29/07/2026
hot take: having a fastball lobbed at your nuts is, for most people who have them, a bad experience!!
"he has come to the quite rational realization that we have a limited time on this earth and there are better things to do than having a fastball lobbed at your nuts." From the "I Love Getting Demolished By Souls Games" article on Aftermath for Hater Week
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 28/07/2026
A devil conch emoji
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 28/07/2026
what if he could fly planes and ALSO just idk, fly with his tail
a fox in the snow
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 28/07/2026
Spot the difference [impossible]
An Echidna's surprisingly prominent knuckles Knuckles the Echidna's beloved spikey glove
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 27/07/2026
Aphex Twin: creates a solo piano piece so beautiful, affecting, and historically significant that it would make Chopin openly weep also Aphex Twin:
The aphex twin song Avril 14th off of Drukqs The lyrics of the Aphex Twin song Milkman, which are mostly "I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits"
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 27/07/2026
anyway you can buy this sticker from me, feel free to DM me or whatever reject phone thank you
My hand holding stickers I designed that say 'reject phone.' The bubble letter words 'reject phone' split a nondescript smartphone in half revealing the toxic goop inside. 'ghost' is on one half and 'down' is alongside my evil cartoon face on the other.
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 25/07/2026
Madonna can have a little fetishization of me as a treat (for me)
The lyrics "Puerto Rican boys they make me crazy" from Madonna's new song Danceteria
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 23/07/2026
loving rhythm heaven groove
A frog who wants to go beyond the rainbow.
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 04/07/2026
It's one of my favorite things I've ever written and grows ever more important to me as I've continually dealt with new levels and kinds of grief this year. Rockin my ancient Illinoise shirt today to celebrate. Please check out the piece, hope you like it :)
Me wearing my "come on feel the Illinoise!" shirt on the subway
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 04/07/2026
Dear reader he is not exaggerating
It looking like Stranger Things outside
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 03/07/2026
I designed these. dm me if you want one. :)
My hand holding a stack of stickers. On them is a phone split in half with green goo coming out, with the words 'ghost down' and a crude sketch of my face on the phone, and 'reject phone' in pinkish purple bubble letters between the halves
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 02/07/2026
nyc so pretty
monochrome photo of a man patronizing a food trucksky over union square as viewed through the bars of a scaffoldThe bokeh of two streetlightsThe sky over 14th street in Manhattan
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 28/06/2026
yes please
William, good news! Your $1,000 no-cost Accidental
Death &
Dismemberment
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 17/06/2026
got the film back :)
A photo of Brendon taking a selfie of the 2026 big walk crew on the coney island boardwalk
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 12/06/2026
Jesus in front of an angry mob. "Most people rejected His message ["shut up!"]. They hated Jesus because He told them the truth." Gal. 4:16
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 09/06/2026
anyway shoutout @jmrivera.bsky.social for unlocking a hidden secret of the universe for me: you can very easily make Sausage Egg [REDACTED]Muffins at home
two sausage and egg english muffin sandwiches
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 28/05/2026
So happy to own this
My hand holding the CD of Fela Kuti & the Africa '70's album Open & Close. My CD player and record collection are visible in the background.
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 17/05/2026
This SpongeBob frame with its necessary caption context didn't exist so I made it
The cricket, once one of SpongeBob's only two fans, falling silent at his trainwreck stand-up set in the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Squirrel Jokes"
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 12/05/2026
Frame from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mid-Life Crustacean," wherein SpongeBob and Patrick are surrounded with resplendent color as they celebrate being "not lame"
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 11/05/2026
me and stephen every time april 1st is around the corner (We're both Ripley and the xenomorph and also the xenomorph is Conker and also Ripley is a podcast microphone)
The xenomorph threateningly close to Ripley's head
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 08/05/2026
it's been fun to make the posters line up aesthetically
letterboxd last four movies watched. Challengers (rewatch, five stars), Decision to Leave (rewatch, five stars), Uncut Gems (rewarch, four stars), and Mad Bills to Pay (five stars)
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 08/05/2026
wrote about challengers and nine inch noize. Here's me playing trent x atticus's song 'l'oeuf' (which i only recently learned is pronounced/where 'love' comes from in tennis) from the score. If you hear me mess up no you didn't :) ghostdown.online/posts/nine-i...
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 05/05/2026
why are they framing this like it's a good move. Why do they constantly launder this administration's harmful bullshit. cancel your fucking new york times subscription
unnecessarily generous framing by the new york times for deeply harmful anti-healthcare push against anti-depressants by RFK Jr.
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 05/05/2026
the real-life cricket falling silent from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Squirrel Jokes"
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 04/05/2026
Werner Herzog speech bubble
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 20/04/2026
i'll do you one better: i like hanging out at JFK
Normal Rockwell guy standing
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 20/04/2026
"They hated jesus because He told them the truth" meme
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 14/04/2026
not to use the article confirming people's biases to confirm some biases of my own, but this seems like the most important bit
Screenshot from the WIRED article:

"The idea of a PR firm creating dozens of social media accounts to push new music or artists may seem slightly sinister, in part because the very idea of an account arguably presumes some sort of independent consciousness behind it. But is it really any different, in essence, than dozens of music blogs republishing the same press releases pushing that same music and those same bands? These tactics follow a golden rule of so much online discourse, which another of Chaotic Good's founding partners summed up in that Billboard interview: 'Everything on the internet is fake.'

For her part, McLamb says that these sorts of new, extremely online marketing campaigns are 'no more or less nefarious than anything else that's been going on in the music business since the dawn of time.' Asked if she would ever consent to these sorts of trend-simulating marketing tactics promoting her own music, McLamb is unequivocal: 'I would absolutely take part in a narrative or UGC campaign.'
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 10/04/2026
wild ride
A letterboxd most recent four watched: Zodiac (three stars), The Drama (five stars), Flesh + Blood (four stars), and Fargo (four and a half stars)
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 25/03/2026
I made this when my partner Em didn't like Tenet (one of my fav movies ever). They requested I make the person in the back cute
a dude thinking "damn...we live in a twilight world fr." and looking at the dolled up person behind them and thinking "that mf do NOT live in a twilight world"
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 25/03/2026
gang it's so good. The perfect emoji. Maybe my favorite ever. I love them
The new iOS cartoon fight cloud emoji
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 24/03/2026
Chainsaw Man saying 'it is what it is'
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 16/03/2026
Glen Powell saying Never Cook Again but holding up a phone that says I Kinda Agree
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 12/03/2026
i'm a 'pages is good' truther
The "most people rejected (Jesus') message (because he told the truth)" meme, where a bunch of people in cloaks tell him to shut up
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 11/03/2026
where's that rapidly fluctuating 'it's so over/we're so back' graph
An email subject from Gothamist: "Mamdani administration restarts homeless encampment sweeps"
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 08/03/2026
shoutout @lizpelly.bsky.social, Aphex Twin, and my MPSP3 player
A clear PSP playing the Aphex Twin song produk_29, held in front of copies of the Liz Pelly book Mood Machine
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 06/03/2026
:) One or two of these surprised me. But it's all true
A grid of nine of my favorite games of all time. Left to right and top to bottom: Mother 3, Fallout: New Vegas, The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, Mother 2 (Earthbound), The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Celeste, Fez, and Persona 5 Royal.
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 28/02/2026
And they evolve into Rosencuntz and Incelstern
The pokemon Primarina, a mermaid-like seal with long turquoise hair tied by pearls The pokemon Inteleon, if Gex was blue
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 27/02/2026
A frowning wooper saying 'not this'
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