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Gordon

@ghoney.bsky.social
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Miserable old git. Tories, now Labour, turning me into Victor Meldrew, "I don't fking believe it”. Railwayman, Giant Labrador enabler. Living Kidney Donor. Falkland,Fife, Scotland

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Gordon @ghoney.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Ukrainians know.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Hot as a camel's underpants and twice as sweaty.
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Andrew Robinson (no, not Garak) @andrewr.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Finally finished rigging this thing. ##HistScaleModels
Sopwith Camel model from port side.View from front
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Gordon @ghoney.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
That’s a bit shite. Up here the rural fibre rollout sponsored by the Scottish gov goes to all the properties. We were up at this nature reserve in the back of beyond and even the houses there had fibre.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 12/06/2025
I catch the eye of a little girl in the supermarket who is simply loving the sound of the word 'always,' which she is saying over and over again. I smile. She gives me a huge grin and an even bigger 'Always'.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 12/06/2025
Woman in Tottenham: What is gluten-free bread made of? Man: Dust. And hope.
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Edinburgh O'Clock @edinburghclock.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Edinburgh O'Clock - 3 minutes to every hour. - we run fast so you don't miss your train. A new hourly image to brighten your day taken in #Scotland very often #Edinburgh and shared with love by Tom Duffin @tomduffinphotos.bsky.social. Please repost with your own caption.
Delicious images of Edinburgh from Tom Duffin
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Dr Simon Elliott FSA @simonelliott20.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Today's love from the Roman world. 40m beneath the surface, the amazing theatre in Herculaneum! Rarely open, a fabulous tho claustrophobic visit!
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 09/06/2025
A baby being pushed in a pram fights to stay awake through the rocking movements of the wheels on the paving stones, which without question, will soon soothe him into sleep.
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Yorkshire Tea @yorkshiretea.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
This biscuit is named after the French city, so the correct way to say it is... “Strasbourg.”
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
"Bucky" or Buckfast Fortified Wine is the bevvy of choice for Scottish "NEDs." (Non Educated Delinquents.) Their uniform is a track suit and a bottle of "Buckies." A hapless wine conoisseur decided to give Buckfast a try. Hilarity ensued.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
CUCKOO CUCKOO
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Ouch. Thoughts and prayers.
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Gordon @ghoney.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I have researched both sides of my family. I find interest in how the history we read impacted my family. Highland clearances moving them off the isles. Industrial Revolution, moving out of hand loom weaving to coal mining. It brings history to life for me.
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Ducky @duckedydoodah.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It's the glorious 25th of May. Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! And a hard boiled egg! #GNUTerryPratchett
A silhouette of Terry Pratchett wearing his trademark hat is pictured against a stylised background of a lilac flower and leaves.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 25/05/2025
Woman queuing at a coffee van: Oh look, that guy’s handing out leaflets about a cycling event. That’s very me (calls out) Hey, can I have one of those? Man handing out leaflets: Oh sure! (hands her one) See you there! Woman: (Reading the leaflet) Ah. Her friend: What? Woman: It’s a psychic event.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 24/05/2025
Woman in Tottenham: Do you remember those mood rings? Man: Oh yeah. Did you have one? Woman: Yeah but it was always stuck on angry. Silence.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 24/05/2025
Fact.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 24/05/2025
Here's that video of the bumble #bees 🐝🐝 on our comfrey. Sorry it's a bit zoomy-roundy - hope you don't get seasick 😆
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 23/05/2025
With an air of sadness, a man outside a pub contemplates the particular, crumpled, zig-zag shape of a pre-made, hand-rolled cigarette that he has just removed from his pocket.
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Holy shit we woke up alive
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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of wulferhampton 📎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ashashman1.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The Wulferhampton Donkey and Unicorn Sanctuary are proud to welcome, Willy , Wanda and Wendy
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 24/05/2025
A woman locks her bike by a pet shop in Hackney and a huge sticker in the window makes it look like she is watched by a giant angry kitten.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 24/05/2025
A raindrop landing on my phone screen makes bold a kiss I am writing in a message, like a mini Escher drawing.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 24/05/2025
Woman on the phone: I have moments where I think 'Who the hell are you people?' Then I remember, they're my family.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 24/05/2025
Mrs P took a photo of the new pergola lights and in doing so it looks like she accidentally took one of an owl (see top left corner). @wulfhelm.bsky.social #ShitBirdPhoto
Some fairy lights strung along a wooden pergola with lots of foliage and an owl!
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 23/05/2025
Man in a pub: I've met a great new colleague at work. His friend: Is he cooler than me? Long pause. Man: No.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 23/05/2025
Oh the news is just relentlessly hard, isn't it? I know in most ways it doesn't help anything, but just in case it makes you feel a tiny bit better, I will continue to post my little observations of everyday life x
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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
me: excited for my trip to DC also me: is that Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body???
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 03/05/2025
On the train, a dog watches his owner eat a pastry. He uses his absolute best - I’m so cute, and so incredibly sad that I haven’t got a pastry to eat - face. She finishes the pastry. He does his best - I’m devastated but I still adore you - face. And settles down on her knee.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 03/05/2025
Oh gods, they're going to be so incompetent, aren't they.
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Gordon @ghoney.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Daft dog no interest in the “Roman bridge”. Glorious Galloway in the sun.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The sun is shining on bronzed fat bodies everywhere here.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 26/04/2025
A toddler in a café is presented with her hot milk (it has marshmallows on it): Oh, Mummy! Thank you. You have bought me some … stones.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Cancel the flight to Rome.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Please water my plants and stand on draining board.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
We had to stop for lunch - Happy Eater.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 19/04/2025
A woman glides round Tesco’s in blue flip‑flops, gold socks and a red dress, her basket entirely full of tinned tomato soup.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 19/04/2025
A man struggling solo to put up a huge sign outside an office gives up, sits down and lights a cigarette. The sign says: Team-building.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Still can't understand the pen pal who gave up. We had such a lot going for us. Only thing I can think of is that reading between the lines he wanted romance. And I didn't.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The hair dressing part is now a restaurant.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 18/04/2025
A man stands outside the front door of a terraced house. He minutely adjusts his hair. He lifts up a bunch of flowers. He inhales. He rings the bell.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Sunday we went to the beach and had chips which tasted like rubber.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
We have restocked our supplies, being down to our last piece of chocolate, an have dined well on Vesta beef curry and rice.
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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
April 18 Press Briefing with Karoline Leavitt #politicalsatire
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Gary Andrews @garyscribbler.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Damn that 4.00am pee and the inability to get back to sleep for 2 hours… #doodleaday #insomnia
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Thank you for what you have done for me, now I must pull a lettuce from the garden.
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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
April 15 Press Briefing with Karoline Leavitt #politicalsatire
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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The CECOT bunks are giving Squid Game.
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