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Gordon

@ghoney.bsky.social
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Miserable old git. Tories, now Labour, turning me into Victor Meldrew, "I don't fking believe it”. Railwayman, Giant Labrador enabler. Living Kidney Donor. Falkland,Fife, Scotland

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Hot as a camel's underpants and twice as sweaty.
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Andrew Robinson (no, not Garak) @andrewr.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Finally finished rigging this thing. ##HistScaleModels
Sopwith Camel model from port side.View from front
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 12/06/2025
I catch the eye of a little girl in the supermarket who is simply loving the sound of the word 'always,' which she is saying over and over again. I smile. She gives me a huge grin and an even bigger 'Always'.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 12/06/2025
Woman in Tottenham: What is gluten-free bread made of? Man: Dust. And hope.
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Edinburgh O'Clock @edinburghclock.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Edinburgh O'Clock - 3 minutes to every hour. - we run fast so you don't miss your train. A new hourly image to brighten your day taken in #Scotland very often #Edinburgh and shared with love by Tom Duffin @tomduffinphotos.bsky.social. Please repost with your own caption.
Delicious images of Edinburgh from Tom Duffin
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Dr Simon Elliott FSA @simonelliott20.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Today's love from the Roman world. 40m beneath the surface, the amazing theatre in Herculaneum! Rarely open, a fabulous tho claustrophobic visit!
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 09/06/2025
A baby being pushed in a pram fights to stay awake through the rocking movements of the wheels on the paving stones, which without question, will soon soothe him into sleep.
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Yorkshire Tea @yorkshiretea.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
This biscuit is named after the French city, so the correct way to say it is... “Strasbourg.”
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
"Bucky" or Buckfast Fortified Wine is the bevvy of choice for Scottish "NEDs." (Non Educated Delinquents.) Their uniform is a track suit and a bottle of "Buckies." A hapless wine conoisseur decided to give Buckfast a try. Hilarity ensued.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
CUCKOO CUCKOO
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Ouch. Thoughts and prayers.
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Ducky @duckedydoodah.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It's the glorious 25th of May. Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! And a hard boiled egg! #GNUTerryPratchett
A silhouette of Terry Pratchett wearing his trademark hat is pictured against a stylised background of a lilac flower and leaves.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 25/05/2025
Woman queuing at a coffee van: Oh look, that guy’s handing out leaflets about a cycling event. That’s very me (calls out) Hey, can I have one of those? Man handing out leaflets: Oh sure! (hands her one) See you there! Woman: (Reading the leaflet) Ah. Her friend: What? Woman: It’s a psychic event.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 24/05/2025
Woman in Tottenham: Do you remember those mood rings? Man: Oh yeah. Did you have one? Woman: Yeah but it was always stuck on angry. Silence.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 24/05/2025
Fact.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 24/05/2025
Here's that video of the bumble #bees 🐝🐝 on our comfrey. Sorry it's a bit zoomy-roundy - hope you don't get seasick 😆
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 23/05/2025
With an air of sadness, a man outside a pub contemplates the particular, crumpled, zig-zag shape of a pre-made, hand-rolled cigarette that he has just removed from his pocket.
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Holy shit we woke up alive
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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of wulferhampton 📎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ashashman1.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The Wulferhampton Donkey and Unicorn Sanctuary are proud to welcome, Willy , Wanda and Wendy
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 24/05/2025
A woman locks her bike by a pet shop in Hackney and a huge sticker in the window makes it look like she is watched by a giant angry kitten.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 24/05/2025
A raindrop landing on my phone screen makes bold a kiss I am writing in a message, like a mini Escher drawing.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 24/05/2025
Woman on the phone: I have moments where I think 'Who the hell are you people?' Then I remember, they're my family.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 24/05/2025
Mrs P took a photo of the new pergola lights and in doing so it looks like she accidentally took one of an owl (see top left corner). @wulfhelm.bsky.social #ShitBirdPhoto
Some fairy lights strung along a wooden pergola with lots of foliage and an owl!
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 23/05/2025
Man in a pub: I've met a great new colleague at work. His friend: Is he cooler than me? Long pause. Man: No.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 23/05/2025
Oh the news is just relentlessly hard, isn't it? I know in most ways it doesn't help anything, but just in case it makes you feel a tiny bit better, I will continue to post my little observations of everyday life x
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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
me: excited for my trip to DC also me: is that Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body???
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 03/05/2025
On the train, a dog watches his owner eat a pastry. He uses his absolute best - I’m so cute, and so incredibly sad that I haven’t got a pastry to eat - face. She finishes the pastry. He does his best - I’m devastated but I still adore you - face. And settles down on her knee.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 03/05/2025
Oh gods, they're going to be so incompetent, aren't they.
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Gordon @ghoney.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Daft dog no interest in the “Roman bridge”. Glorious Galloway in the sun.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The sun is shining on bronzed fat bodies everywhere here.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 26/04/2025
A toddler in a café is presented with her hot milk (it has marshmallows on it): Oh, Mummy! Thank you. You have bought me some … stones.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Cancel the flight to Rome.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Please water my plants and stand on draining board.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
We had to stop for lunch - Happy Eater.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 19/04/2025
A woman glides round Tesco’s in blue flip‑flops, gold socks and a red dress, her basket entirely full of tinned tomato soup.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 19/04/2025
A man struggling solo to put up a huge sign outside an office gives up, sits down and lights a cigarette. The sign says: Team-building.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Still can't understand the pen pal who gave up. We had such a lot going for us. Only thing I can think of is that reading between the lines he wanted romance. And I didn't.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The hair dressing part is now a restaurant.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 18/04/2025
A man stands outside the front door of a terraced house. He minutely adjusts his hair. He lifts up a bunch of flowers. He inhales. He rings the bell.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Sunday we went to the beach and had chips which tasted like rubber.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
We have restocked our supplies, being down to our last piece of chocolate, an have dined well on Vesta beef curry and rice.
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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
April 18 Press Briefing with Karoline Leavitt #politicalsatire
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Gary Andrews @garyscribbler.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Damn that 4.00am pee and the inability to get back to sleep for 2 hours… #doodleaday #insomnia
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Thank you for what you have done for me, now I must pull a lettuce from the garden.
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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
April 15 Press Briefing with Karoline Leavitt #politicalsatire
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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The CECOT bunks are giving Squid Game.
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 15/04/2025
A woman sits down outside a pub, placing a glass of red wine and a book on her table. She squints up at the rain dripping from a nearby awning. She looks back at her book. She takes a sip of wine, opens to the first page and begins to read.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I hope you haven't caught the measles.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
😂 Yup nothing there
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