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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE

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Geologist named Jess (hehe) Covid conscious nerd

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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 12h
IT won't let me download a software that is required for us to use by the client, which is a government agency, and provided by said govt agency
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Someone left a cash for cars flyer on my beautiful 2012 RAV4 😮 this baby's not even at 200k yet, she's got years of life left!
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Saw a new (to me) species of woodpecker yesterday. Goofball was just squeaking while hopping around a tree trunk. I love birds.
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sitting at the fire pit in the backyard with my cloak on. Hell yeah.
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Ryan J Hollister @phaneritic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Get ready for a volcano tissue box drop in about 30min! May even toss in my first-ever discount code in celebration of #GSA2026.
Birdseye view of 25 or 30 tissue boxes that look like volcanoes laid out on a hardwood floor next to a large towering stack of unassembled cardboard boxes
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wtf did they put in the flu shot this year? Day 2 of feeling like ass
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Know your worth
4 panel comic
Panel 1: an old fashioned tv with a pink blob guy in it. It says “I am the news”. Bruno the small brown dog is on the foreground with a remote and says “oh”
Panel 2: now the pink blob tv anchor goes “breaking!” And seems excited. Bruno answers “yeah?” 
Panel 3: slight closeup on the TV. the pink blob on it says “you are a cutie!” And has it’s eyes closed
Panel 4: Bruno walks away still with the remote in his hands and answers to the compliment: “no news there, pal”
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Couldn't figure out why I felt mildly like garbage today... Forgot I got my flu shot yesterday. Presumably still better than the flu (wouldn't know, never got it) but man my body is sensitive to vaccines
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't put nuts in my banana bread mostly because I don't keep them on hand. The last time I had a bag of walnuts in my cabinet, the mouse roommate I didn't know I had ate the entire several pound bag of nuts by the next time I needed them. Roommates ammiright?
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spelling and grammar check in word has gotten so bad 😭 idk if it's AIs fault but I'm blaming it
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oops I saw the scale when I went to the doctor and I wish I didn't know how much I weigh
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pothole so bad I saw 6 cars pulled over after hitting it
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I leave my house at 7:00 am I can be on the highway in 5 minutes. At 7:10 it takes at least 15 minutes
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Bilbo Yaga @bilboyaga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s the first day of autumn! May the equinox bring you cozy and spooky vibes in whatever ratio you prefer 🍁 It’s also day one of Fat Bear Week, a March madness style voting event featuring the grizzlies of Katmai National Park! epic tales of survival, bears with cult followings, cute cubs, etc 🐻
katmaiconservancy.org
Katmai Conservancy | About Fat Bear Week | Join the Conservation Celebration
Discover the story of Fat Bear Week, a celebration of resilience and survival among Katmai's bears. Vote for your favorite and support conservation efforts.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
If you try to cook me in a big cauldron I’ll shake my ass so hard all the soup will splash right out, so don’t even think about it!
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My Fitbit thinks I walk up so many stairs every day... I live on a hill lol
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My therapist called me "painfully consistent" which I love
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump’s EPA will no longer limit pollution from gas and coal-burning power plants. Reminder: Trump took millions of dollars in donations from Big Oil, and his EPA chief Lee Zeldin is cozy with the coal industry. Is there anything this regime won’t destroy to please its bankrollers?
npr.org
Trump's EPA repeals pollution limits on fossil fuel power plants
The Trump administration is eliminating limits on climate-warming pollution from the nation's fossil fuel power plants.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell disappeared for three months & kept his full salary. Disabled people are forced to prove they’re “still disabled” just to remain in legislated poverty. Folks on SNAP must re-apply and prove they’re “still poor”. Republican Senators don’t even have to prove they’re alive.
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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A carousel of some of the fattest bears at Brooks River for your viewing pleasure! IDs in alt text. #katmai #FatBearWeek
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I always think my willpower will be stronger than the afternoon sweet treat craving, and I'm almost always wrong
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Woohoo snagged one for a friend
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know the greatest showman is based on a terrible person, but man does that soundtrack slap
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i think the more salient question is do aliens believe in you
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
John Fetterman can go fuck himself.
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Man I'm seeing way too many glp1 ads
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Attention Philadelphia! We're hosting a rally to demand that Drexel University maintain The Academy of Natural Sciences Museum open to the public. Join us on Tuesday morning at 10am in front of the academy. Please spread the word, we need all hands on deck! RSVP here: luma.com/1qwnrqz2
A dinosaur on a white background with the text SAve the academy of Natural sciences museum rally Tuesday Sept 8 10am in front of the academy 1900 ben Franklin Parkway. "Tell Drexel University "Keep the museum open!" with the logos for Philly Science Action, Skype a Scientist, and Green Philly
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tomorrow is also world goat day according to my calendar with goat pictures on it
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Photography by Daniel Hsu
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I switched from a green laundry detergent to a classic name brand bc I wasn't convinced it was actually cleaning my clothes effectively. My acne has never been worse! Back to the weak stuff ig
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The hubris of a woman wanting a second coffee
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Why was I on hold for 12 minutes just to get sent to voicemail??
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Airports are a liminal space
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 31/07/2026
The most infuriating thing about all the Fauci stuff this week is that everyone is past tensing a pandemic that is still happening. Covid is still disabling and killing people.
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Saw a statue of Reagan in Poland 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
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Michael Cisco @michaelcisco.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
art by e. lee sears -- tired of sweeping up the butts
a painting of a venus flytrap smoking cigarettes
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Border control has unlocked new ways to take terrible photos of you. Cursed technology.
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
MAHA Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack (and support editorial cartooning): nickanderson.substack.com For @contrariannews.org
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When I leave there will be no women in technical positions in my building (2 departments)
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Save Standard Time @savestandard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“Daylight Saving” and “Sunshine Protection” are deceits. Restore permanent Standard Time for more honest time-keeping.
Screen still from the movie “The Matrix” (1999). Neo (Keanu Reeves) stares at a spoon. Caption “THERE IS NO EXTRA HOUR”.
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ Shop update 10/24! 👻🧡 @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️ [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A cute, stylized illustration of “Jimothy,” a viral raccoon with short spine syndrome. He’s walking happily with colorful stars and lines around him in primary colors, along with the words “hold onto your whimsy.”
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There are two possibilities here. Taylor Farms paid a shit ton of money to get the FDA to say this. Or DOGE decimated the FDA so significantly that they managed to fuck up a basic sample test. Neither one is great!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Emu night (1/2)
Comic page 1: a group of young emo people are hanging out in a venue with a banner that reads EMO NIGHT. Outside the venue, an emu is on the phone. He says, “yeah, could you pick me up? I think I misread the flyer.” Suddenly, behind the emu someone exclaims, “hey!”
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GeoloJess says Fuck ICE @geolojess.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The outside looks almost normal but the air quality is still bad and the sunlight is just a little orange. It makes me feel like my color perception is just a little off every time I look outside
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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It is now official: this is the largest cyclospora outbreak in US history, so if you are keeping track (and you should be keeping track) of the historical events you have had the misfortune of experiencing please remember to add this to your list.
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