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Brian Almquist

@geohawk.bsky.social
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Maker of queues and stacks. Pro-ML, GenAI skeptic. Pro-teacher, Labubu skeptic. Otherwise non-flamboyant lefty.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22h
We arrived at the hotel just as all the local restaurants were closing so we hadn’t eaten all day but fortunately there was a little pizza stand to get a traditional NYC slice of pie.
Traditional NYC pizza
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Karen Sisco
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Electric Company
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Electric Company Sketch 2001 Space Odyssey Oo Cute Aliens Monolith 2001 Space Odyssey Monolith
Alt: Electric Company Alien Monolith Cartoon. A monolith on a barren planet crumbles as aliens look on. As the dust clears, the letters "oo" are revealed.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finally, howard the duck gets his moment
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1. Camus - The Plague 2. Paul Beatty - Tuff
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Brian Cohen from the life of Brian looking stricken
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I remember in the CPJ offices comparing notes with others who had been raised on "Free To Be You and Me"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Katie O'Reilly @drkatfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A screenshot of a Tumblr post about scientists wanting to tell people about their science
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dingo (1991) - Miles Davis shows up in a small outback town and changes the life of one of the residents (Colin Friels)
Movie poster for Dingo (1991)
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Had kids.
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No One Knows My Plan
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party. Sadly, John Oliver's character from General Hospital didn't make the cut.
One is carrying Miette in City of lost childrenBrian Cohen from the life of BrianQuark from Deep space nine is leering at you. The word "FFEEEEMALES" is captioned over his head.Buttercup from The Powerpuff girls. She is angry, natch, and holding a stack of papers. The top sheet has the word GIMME on it.
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You should go to a pupate show to celebrate!
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
True. Even American authors will encourage library reading of their work. I will shut up now.
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In some countries. In the US, I believe, they only get royalties in book sales to the library (and possibly e-book checkouts).
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I sometimes think that the idea of ethical consumption is very alienating to people in a consumerist society.
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Didn't say it was a successful bit. But yeah. There was one where he thought the books were crap until he read them aloud to his kids. I might allow that they read better aloud, but yeah. Not good.
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Honestly, feels like a bit; 1) "misinfo" that jkr has died 2) Recommends getting books through ways that don't benefit her directly. The library is the last resort. 3) The bit about inclusion seems way over the top.
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hype!
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
R.E.M. and The Go-betweens in Brisbane 1989. It was at the end of my year in Australia and I just came up short on the funds
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Gas shortages in the 70s (sitting in the car waiting in line), Carter's election in 1976 (going with my mom to vote)
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I liked this newsletter - partially because I hated that GL movie.
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Eve @evenicholls.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Now with alt text, as this fabulous interview richly deserves.
Take me to the moment where you finally arrived on the beach after swimming so far. What did that feel like? 

A little uncomfortable because my legs gave out and I fell onto some barnacles, so that was fun. And then there was a bunch of people, so that was wonderfully overstimulating, so I had to put on a smile — "Yay, I'm suffering on the inside! Too many people!" Had to pretend I was an extrovert.Now, you had a support team nearby on a boat. How reassuring was that for you during this process? 

They were great. They did everything that they were supposed to. They had to give me food every 30 minutes just to keep my blood sugar levels up. And because I was nauseous, I did a lot of, "no, I don't want to eat, go away!" But they forced me to eat. So that was good. 

Did you think about giving up? 

Oh, God, no. I was more so just thinking, "oh, can this be done yet? Nope, still not there."I just swam through the stream. Otherwise, if I didn't keep swimming, I was going to be sitting in my own vomit.

What made you decide that you wanted to do this particular stretch? 

I just think every time I've ever been on the ferry, I thought, I kind of want to jump in and swim across. And I've had a lot of people tell me that's not possible. So I think a lot of it was spite. Right before jumping in, I thought "this is going to be the worst day of my life," and then when I got in the water, I thought, "oh, it's not too bad temperature-wise, so I shouldn't have any problem making it to the other side." I was really concerned about hypothermia.

Melanie, you don't feel great now, you didn't feel great when you finished, and you were feeling dread at the beginning and worried about hypothermia. Why did you do this? 

I guess I thrive on self-loathing.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
is it with your eyes, it’s with your eyes isn’t it
How to look at a painting 👀
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who’s your favorite movie or TV character that shares your first name?
Graham Chapman as Brian Cohen from The Life of Brian
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There. Changed to 13 likes for you.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 18/08/2026
"The Pushcart War". Hell yeah
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Share a TV show you love with a catchy theme song/intro. 📺🎶
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Weasel from I Am Weasel Cartoon
Alt: Weasel from I Am Weasel Cartoon
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Max Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' Meme
Alt: Max Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' Meme
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Highlighted by Rob Freund: "Our system rests on the premise that what is said to influence a decision is said openly, on the record, where the other side may hear it and respond."
A hidden instruction of this kind is, in substance, a secret communication to the very apparatus by which a matter may be read and weighed, delivered through a channel the opposing party can neither see nor answer. In that respect it is similar to an ex parte communication. A statement opposing counsel knows nothing about
and has no opportunity to respond to. Our system rests on the premise that what is said to influence a decision is said openly, on the record, where the other side may hear it and respond. A communication deployed in secret, kept from the adversary's sight, offends that premise.

Consider how plainly improper it would be for a party to arrange for an automated agent to communicate covertly with a juror during trial.

While there is no juror in these specific pleadings, the principle is the same. It is a concealed communication to those who decide, or to the tools on which they rely, clandestinely pleaded outside the knowledge of the other side and, indeed, the Court, itself.

 This is a real and present concern, even beyond the legal profession. Prompt injection through hidden text has, in a very short time, become a familiar feature of ordinary life and reports of it are now commonplace. Computer-security organizations rank prompt injection as the foremost vulnerability of artificial-intelligence applications, and they specifically catalog white-on-white text, hidden
formatting, and non-printing characters as means of hiding instructions that the software processes while people remain unaware of them.

In hiring, employers report finding tens of thousands of resumes each year carrying hidden white-text instructions in tiny point font, telling an automated screener to advance or praise the applicant. One hiring manager's account of finding such prompts buried in applications circulated widely in a Fast Company article just this past week. In education, a history professor recently concealed a white-text
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
Auteur House (@auteurhouse):
"Daniel Day Lewis and Paul Thomas Anderson behind the scenes of There will be blood (2007)."

[Image: Photo of director Paul Thomas Anderson pointing off-camera while standing beside Daniel Day-Lewis]

Pierre L’Fauex (@LFauexProd) quote-tweeting:
"So the blood will be there."
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I obsessed over these:
The covers of all 16 L Frank Baum Oz books.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Live in: 🇨🇦 Born: 🇺🇸 Parents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Grandparents: 🇬🇹🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Great Grandparents: 🇺🇸🇨🇷🇨🇭🇩🇪🇺🇸🇺🇸🇸🇪🇸🇪 Visited: 🇲🇽🇨🇭🇩🇪🇳🇱🇦🇺🇷🇺🇪🇪🇪🇨🇸🇪🇬🇷
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm not much of a physical media person, but that is the first DVD I bought, and it is staying with me until the end.
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The City of Lost Children
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Android phone screen. Two children playing in leaves pulled in a driveway
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 16/11/2024
Time to resume drawing Endora for my morale
A drawing of Endora from Bewitched—with her half-bob, half-bouffant hairdo, bright blue eye-shadow, and red lips, and wearing a lavender dress with a long green cape—casting a spell while her green cape billows dramatically behind her.
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Make a hole with a gun..." youtu.be/gTa0nv-127E?...
youtu.be
They Might Be Giants - Ana Ng (BEST QUALITY Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Postal Clerk.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
in the big rock candy mountain / the posters are all sane / and the normal even thoughtful comments / pour like summer rain
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A mole wearing a cravat and a fez
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
do a deer my kids aren't here re i'm estranged from my son me the named in this lawsuit fa i'm driving on the run so my ex-wife wants me dead la i'm running from the feds ti a drink to clear my head that will bring us back to do!
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Brian Almquist @geohawk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If that pizza was for the glory of God, it was probably not likely to win any converts.
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