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Gentleman Octopus

@gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social
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Musician, gamer, D&D DM, YouTuber, octopus. linktr.ee/gentlemanoctopus

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Octotiggy @octotiggy.bsky.social · 16h
It's Spooky Season! But instead of being assaulted with zombies, vampires or towns shaped by your inner demons... we're just going to break your brains instead. Experience ENA: DREAM BBQ, streaming 9am NZT / 1pm PT / 3pm CT / 4pm ET / 9pm UK! youtube.com/live/gco8idI... www.twitch.tv/octotiggy
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WHO'S THE BOSS? - ENA: Dream BBQ (Steam) - Livestream
YouTube video by Octotiggy
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Edmond Tran @edmondtran.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot from the videogame The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Close up of Link's big head looking up to the sky. A button prompt reads: 'Let Go'
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Twilight Zone was always like: "Meet Peter Finch. He's thirty-six years old..." and then he'd look like this
Screenshot of 1959 Twilight Zone episode "Walking DIstance", depicting actor Gig Young as "thirty-six" year-old Martin Sloan. Gig was 46, but by modern standards is giving 50Screenshot of 1959 Twilight Zone episode "The Four of Us Are Dying", depicting actor Harry Townes as "thirty-six" year-old Arch Hammer. Harry was 45, but by modern standards is giving 50. To be fair, his character is a man who can switch between four faces, consisting of "50 year-old man in a hat", Colonel Green from World War III, black and white Colin Farrell, and McNulty from The Wire.
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Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I made a little template for use by cool small businesses! Enjoy!
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RN Mayhem @mayhem1994.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Spider-man fought off and vanquished Jake Lang at his protest today. Afterwards Spider-Man was arrested and Jake Lang was seen running for his life. 
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 10/08/2026
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Please stop paying for anything Harry Potter. This is where your money is going. At this point, you're not an ally, you're an abuser and we're your victim.
JK Rowling says the lawsuits will keep coming - to prevent trans women from using the right restroom.
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Playing #FFXIV: Shadowbringers, and it's been driving me crazy that Tsutoma Narita's "Sacred Bonds" theme from FFXIV 1.0 (which has played throughout the game at select times" sounds just like Carmine Coppola's "Immigrant Theme" from The Godfather. @en.finalfantasyxiv.com youtu.be/dRE5CYzbKNQ?...
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YouTube video by Nobuo Uematsu - Topic
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Michael Brooks 🇬🇧 @michael.brooks4.com · 29/07/2026
Austin Creed on Twitter 🔥🔥🔥 #AEW
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
In a burning city, Sephiroth declares, "Eggs do not lay eggs. it was the goose that created value."
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
In honour of my week thus far: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGm2... @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social
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Real Estate Agents
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Real estate agents are fucking slimeballs. Just a bunch of hideously transparent lying meatsacks.
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I recreated Sans and Papyrus' house from Undertale in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream #nintendo #tomodachilife #livingthedream #undertale @tobyfox.undertale.com
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I recreated Peach's Castle from Super Mario 64 in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream #nintendo #tomodachilife #livingthedream
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Happy "tRUMP Must Pay E. Jean Carroll $5.8 Million Dollars" Tuesday to all those who celebrate justice! 💰 👍 #Sexual-Assaulter-In-Chief
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.
The Onion headline: Ska Band Outnumbers
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Octotiggy @octotiggy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Finally we can answer the question: "What if David Lynch made a video game with a Game Boy Camera?" We'll soon find out what the hell CRITTERS FOR SALE actually is, streaming 9am NZT / 2pm PT / 4pm CT / 5pm ET / 10pm UK! youtube.com/live/aOQ6DMs... www.twitch.tv/octotiggy
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1-BIT FEVER DREAM - Critters For Sale (Steam) - Livestream
YouTube video by Octotiggy
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"I can't believe we have to tell people we shit in their soup. How are we supposed to sell soup now?"
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Apparently, you're not allowed to post: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Someone hating cats is a huge red flag
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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Joe Rogan looks like if Shrek had to dress as a human to attend a custody hearing.
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Octotiggy @octotiggy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I'd sit alone and watch your light My only friend through teenage nights And everything I had to know I heard it on my chocobo The Gongaga Airstrip awaits in FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH, streaming 9am NZT / 2pm PT / 4pm CT / 5pm ET / 10pm UK! youtube.com/live/Wdm6V7g... www.twitch.tv/octotiggy
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The @digitalcircus.bsky.social final episode... was pretty good. No major complaints. Great score.
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Abstragedy Gangle from The Amazing Digital Circus
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
New nightmare unlocked. You're in the Oval Office. You finally have access to the President. You want to ask him something but your mouth won't open. Your feet won't move. He opens up a book and turns it towards you. It's his latest battlemap. He wants to play D&D. And he wants to DM.
Trump is holding up a battlemap of the UFC fight he plans to have on the White House lawn, or whatever the fuck he's doing this week.
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Mike Elgan @mikeelgan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Now you can keep track of how many billions the AI companies are losing on AI. (Red is spending, green is revenue.) isaiprofitable.com
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Mispelling a #D&D item on purpose to make it better. The Ring of jinniD Summoning While wearing this ring, you can speak its command word as an action to summon a particular Ginny Di from the Elemental Plane of Flair @ginnydi.com
YouTuber Ginny Di dressed as her many characters, standing in a literal lineup: a tiefling bard, a gnome wizard, GOOD LORD uh barbarian half-orc, high elf cleric, and a human paladin
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
AEW Double or Nothing 2026 was the best wrestling pay-per-view I've seen in decades. Near perfect matches top to bottom. I lived through the Attitude Era and didn't see PPVs this good. @allelitewrestling.com
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Tony Khan Hugs at AEW Scrum
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 22/05/2026
Mom cat leaving her human to babysit so she can sleep 😴
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Dr. Cassandra Mudgway @legallyfeminist.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My baby is asleep on my shoulder as I read the news that National and ACT are voting for NZ First's bill they made for trolling and whipping up anti trans abuse. It's relentless lawfare. Against women, against queer people, against Māori, against disabled ppl. Enrol to vote. #nzpol #1termgovt
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Octotiggy @octotiggy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
R.I.P. Tom Kane Seen here with the late Alan Young cutting his hair in The Curse of Monkey Island (1997)
Screenshot of the video game The Curse of Monkey Island. A fancy pirate in a dark wig is sitting in a barber's chair, with a larger, rougher looking pirate looking on. He's the barber.
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Even if there were no dates on the cover, I don't think you could guess anything *but* 1997 for that Parade issue.
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Would hate for more people to hear about this footage of Kyron Gosse, CEO of "financial education" company Wealth Mentor, slapping his worker. Don't repost pls
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Juanito Medina @juanitomedinart.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Some samples of my work as BG pixel artist on TMNT #ShreddersRevenge. Had an absolute blast! Couldn't be more grateful to Tribute for giving me the chance to participate in this exciting project. #pixelart
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 17/05/2026
“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”
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Seth Rogen Says If “Your Instinct Is to Use AI” to Write Scripts, “You Shouldn’t Be a Writer”
'The Studio' creator said people who are thinking about using the technology to aid their writing skills should try another occupation: "Go do something else."
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Staci D. Kramer @sdkstl.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"To the folks at CBS, in the words of the great Ed Murrow, good night and good luck, motherf* kers."
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
OK, hear me out. #AEW at...
Screenshot of those kids walking through the abandoned Titan Towers' offices
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andy @gleeson.dev · 10/05/2026
ANALOG MONO a lo-fi, monospace pixel font inspired by On-Screen Displays of CRT televisions and camcorders from the 90's and early 00's. ► gleeson.itch.io/analog-mono
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Octotiggy @octotiggy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Would you like to have a chat... about watching @therealelvira.bsky.social marry the 111 year-old Orson Welles? Come see the weird residents of our island in TOMODACHI LIFE: LIVING THE DREAM! Streaming 9am NZT / 2pm PT / 4pm CT / 5pm ET / 10pm UK youtube.com/live/u2V4Z8e... www.twitch.tv/octotiggy
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A CHAT... - Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream (Switch) - Livestream
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This trailer fucks so hard. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfJa...
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LEGO® Batman™: Legacy of the Dark Knight – Official Launch Trailer
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Exactly. My comic book reading history went: * Batman: The 1989 Movie Adaptation * Crisis on Infinite Earths And you can't tell me that's a sensible reading order
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Your Miis when you're waiting for the clothing store in #TomodachiLife to give you a decent outfit
Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street wearing frog outfits
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
#TomodachiLife
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
🤜📣🙏💭
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
🐁☁️🎈💕
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
AI is cowardly. Fear of writing a paper, an email, practicing your art. You’ll never know who you really are.
Fear is the mind killer.
Photo of a cat that has a pattern which looks like he’s got a bow tie or a harmonica, beside an empty comic book storage box.
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Trump administration: "We are gleefully destroying the lives of people we don't like and flopping our dicks in their faces and laughing about it with no other pretense or anything. Get fucked" One dude: "I've had enough. I don't want to do this but somebody fucking has to." Trump administration:
Pikachu, the Pokemon from Pokemon, is shocked.
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Gentleman Octopus @gentlemanoctopus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
If you'd told me I'd forgotten about playing this on my Amiga 500 in like 1991, I would've believed you.
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