GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Gotta play for the tie when they have a backup looking shaky at QB 120
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I AM FEELING POSITIVE EMOTIONS ABOUT MY FOOTBALL TEAM 020
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It really feels like we have no dudes. Watching in real time, it felt like the staff called a fine game. We just sucked every play. 100
Reposted by GeneralPatoon Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 03/10/2026It’s true, it helps enormously 1202
Reposted by GeneralPatoon J-Rell: Black Alumni 🏈🏀 @rell2tru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hear Me at the Half: - Heavenly Father, I come to you today to say thank you for another day of life for myself and family. I ask that you protect us from all the evils in the world and to continue to bless us. Oh, and please cleanse Michigan State Football. In your name I pray, amen. 042
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Gotta be proud of needing bullshit to beat a MAC team. Championship DNA 010
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fuck. Don't think we have the depth at corner to handle all these injuries... 010
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not a great start but if that throw from Les was on target we would have been on schedule 000
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What's the most Groovy Donuts you've eaten in one sitting? Follow up- are you more proud or ashamed of that number? 000
Reposted by GeneralPatoon Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Final boarding call for the New York Jets bandwagon 141016
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Trying to bring the air raid to Madison is still completely dumbfounding. That should have been the end of the interview process 220
Reposted by GeneralPatoon Party Subs🥪🚦 @partysubs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Lions w-- Lions didn't lose 131
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Matt Millen needs to retire. He’s been a bad color guy the whole time he’s been in that job. But holy shit has he been so lazy and said basically nothing this entire game 210
Reposted by GeneralPatoon The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026JD Vance after he tweets out some swears 071
Reposted by GeneralPatoon No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Everyone in these pictures thought they won 8711189
Reposted by GeneralPatoon Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Michigan storming the field against Western Michigan is worse than losing lol 17895123
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Storming the field after beating Western Michigan is the weakest shit I’ve ever seen from a fan base 092
Reposted by GeneralPatoon Kate @katenordstrom2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Once a cheater, always a cheater. 0286
Reposted by GeneralPatoon columbus, ohio enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 06/09/2026ohhhhhh FUCK THAT 0111
Reposted by GeneralPatoon Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 06/09/2026Probably the stupidest thing that's ever happened 334724
Reposted by GeneralPatoon Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026sincerely, fuck that 1565458
Reposted by GeneralPatoon a reuniclus @reunicluster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I love college football there’s no other sport like it 011
Reposted by GeneralPatoon GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You knew Bryce Underwood didn’t have the juice when he chose #19 041
Reposted by GeneralPatoon columbus, ohio enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 06/09/2026More like Bryce Blunderwood am I right 162
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay GatsbyALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby 010
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You knew Bryce Underwood didn’t have the juice when he chose #19 041
Reposted by GeneralPatoon BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026this michigan offense is rich in vitamin butt 1033320
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026These Midwest teams need to store hiring guys from out west 120
Reposted by GeneralPatoon Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 05/09/2026Matt Campbell and Pat Kraft are up to some pretty nasty business here. I don't think whatever Paterno ally money this unlocks is worth what it will do to their souls 1335076
Reposted by GeneralPatoon Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026A.) Fuck Krysten Sinema and B.) don't have affairs but also C.) it is insane that texting someone you're having an affair with while they're in North Carolina gives the state jurisdiction to subject you to their homewrecker law!? 47912
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Don’t know if you can consider it encouraging until the OL looks like a legit Big Ten crew 010
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Not sure if I feel any differently than I did before the game. Happy to be 1-0. Go Green 140
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Squids and octopuses have donut shaped brains 110
GeneralPatoon @generalpatoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We couldn’t have paid for that guy to be on the team? 000
