Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 12hConsidering what they’re making the GOP women do to their faces, Kash can’t steal some money and fix his nose? 000
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 12hIt’s that time of year!!theoatmeal.comChristopher Columbus was awful (but this other guy was not) - The OatmealHappy Bartolomé Day. 000
Reposted by Geirdís BjörnsdóttirDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 13hApparently the Trump regime will prevent Sharia Law in the USA by having....(checks notes)....public executions. 30613125
Reposted by Geirdís BjörnsdóttirJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15hWhining about deserving the Nobel Peace Prize while greenlighting a public execution is the most insane character sketch I’ve ever seen 23801163
Reposted by Geirdís Björnsdóttirjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 19h"bully crumples after being hit at all" is such an interesting story, i wonder if there are any analogous ones that are already popular that would make doing something like this everywhere seem intuitive 351877
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Supposed trillionaire can’t afford a hairbrush? 010
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The execution should only be live streamed if Whiskey Pete is the solo shooter. Put your money where your mouth is, Super Manly High-T absolutely-kept -up-with-the-running- group-everything-else-is-fake-news Pete! 000
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The state of the economy is such that of six new hires, five are over fifty. Some need a second or third job, and one left retirement. 000
Reposted by Geirdís BjörnsdóttirPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/10/2026If you watch TikTok without headphones in public, ask your doctor if Talking On Speaker In Public is right for you 31475
Reposted by Geirdís BjörnsdóttirJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Should’ve paid for the fast-pass ticket… 328632
Reposted by Geirdís BjörnsdóttirDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026OTD in 2006 journalist & activist Anna Politkovskaya was shot dead. Whoever ordered her killed is still at large. And turns 74 today. 23834195
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ICE stealing their shitty ideas from Canada now.en.wikipedia.orgStarlight tours - Wikipedia 000
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Every time I see his 1.5 meter long tie I think Dave Jorgensen really nailed his impression. 000
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Has anyone specified what nuking an American city would be payment for? Has someone offered him a billion dollars to let them level a city they don’t like? 000
Reposted by Geirdís BjörnsdóttirTechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Got complimented on some ideas in a meeting today and replied with "Yes I used some autistic license" and that was the best thing I have ever said out loud and no one in the meeting laughed they just looked very concerned. 4845
Reposted by Geirdís Björnsdóttirceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule 842589520
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Anyway, COVID had precedence a hundred years ago, including denial and refusal to do basic hygiene changes, and it killed a bunch of people. And this was the less transmittal version. The only real difference in bubonic plague has obvious, painful sores and will be harder to conceal.en.wikipedia.org1900–1904 San Francisco plague - Wikipedia 000
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You know you’re in a good place when you need *two* open laptops AND notes to interview someone. 150
Reposted by Geirdís BjörnsdóttirKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My man looks like he runs a fash food chain called Hindenburgers 436612
Reposted by Geirdís BjörnsdóttirMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Pour one out for a real one. His oral history at USHMM talks about the youth movements finding places for Jews to hide and bringing them food, and becoming masters at forging Nazi documentation so pristine that the national French Resistance used them too. collections.ushmm.org/search/catal... 236784
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Remember how Trump fucked up COVID, partially because he threw out Obama’s pandemic readiness procedures that every president is supposed to have? Well good news! A new contender might be on its way and this administration is both less prepared and more dumb. 011
Reposted by Geirdís Björnsdóttirceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 152108382343
Reposted by Geirdís BjörnsdóttirAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That was a flaming dumpster fire inside of a broken down clown car that was being drug off a cliff by a runaway circus tent. If anyone can watch that interview and not think ‘holy fuck this dude is insane’ there’s something seriously wrong with them. 192094241
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Everything old is new again.history.comRadium: The Deadly Health Fad of the Early 1900s | HISTORYPimples. Impotence. Cancer. 'Doctors' pitched it as a cure-all. 010
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They have to kill the old XMen so they can have their version start. We all know this. 000
Reposted by Geirdís Björnsdóttirceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026the DOJ “reviewing watergate” has the foulest stink of desperation. trying to rewrite history to rescue nixon’s name from the mud as if he’s not already a sitcom punchline. I wonder if there’s another historically corrupt executive suddenly worried about his own legacy? probably just a coincidence 2878687
Reposted by Geirdís Björnsdóttirceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time 663167482
Reposted by Geirdís BjörnsdóttirMichael Derby @michaelsderby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026WashPost: Taxpayer funded Trump political ads seen by many as illegal draw on government cash that was in part devoted to "memorials for officers killed in the line of duty."washingtonpost.comCampaign-style Trump ads use money meant for border security, memorialsThe White House Office of Management and Budget added $20 million to the pot for commemorative events a day before DHS awarded an advertising contract of the same amount. 16203117
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Remember when W was in office and to celebrate the budget surplus (that Republicans resisted) Bush and his admin sent checks from $30 to $300 to everyone to boost the economy? And then months later 9/11 happened and we suddenly had no resources? Just a random memory and in no way foreshadowing. 000
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No, YOU live in a stereotype!newsminer.comA beaver walks into an Alaska hardware store ...FAIRBANKS—Sometimes driftwood just isn't enough, one beaver decided when it took an impromptu trip to Lowe's early Friday morning. 000
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“The suspect immediately brandished a chemical weapon and held the hallway hostage. After a tense standoff, the suspect was safely escorted off the premises,” the post read. “No injuries were reported, but our air quality could have taken a severe hit.” Y’all.capcity.newsLCSO has standoff with skunk after creature breaks into county buildingCHEYENNE, Wyo. — The Juvenile Crisis Center is Laramie County's place for kids who can't safely live in their lives and require special services. The 100
Reposted by Geirdís BjörnsdóttirDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026OTD in 2018 Jamal Khashoggi walked into an embassy, picked fight with trained killers who just happened to be there, beat himself to death, choped himself up with a bone-saw & then dumped himself in a secluded woodland. Something Donald called a "credible scenario" 15596147
Reposted by Geirdís BjörnsdóttirAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The same Brendan Carr who wanted to investigate NBC because Kamala was on SNL? The same Brendan Carr who wanted to dismantle independent fact checking and accused them of being a “censorship cartel?” Periodic reminder that the corruption is a feature, not a bug. 36756612247
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is “Civility.” The alternative involves a shiny gravity blade and an angry old woman knitting, and nobody (~!) wants that. 000
Geirdís Björnsdóttir @geirdis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Duel hy Bondyoutu.beBond - DuelYouTube video by Music Stadium 110