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@gdead.bsky.social
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Founder (yikes!), supports @heidishmoo each year as she wrangles @shmoocon, totally done with that other site

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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Well that escalated
MDSHA Tweets that indicate WB 70 Near US 29 was partially closed due to a fire in a truck carrying sugar. They then corrected and indicated it was rendered beef fat and more cleaning had to be done before rain moved in making the roads slick.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
AI remains undefeated
Search results where the ai summary indicates the Knicks won even tho the score farther down shows the opposite
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Had a pretty ok day today
Blue angels in formation over Annapolis
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’ll be streaming today at 3pm EDT with a deep dive into OpenTelemetry and the OTel data Claude code emits. Join me on twitch if you like twitch.tv/turngate
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Turngate - Twitch
Periodically talking about SaaS audit logs, cybersecurity, and general shenanigans. More info at https://turngate.io/
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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 15/05/2026
I’ve dealt with several thousand cyber incidents over the past 5 years, and currently lead a global emerging threat team. Amount of those being GenAI incidents: zero. Amount being foundational causes: every single one.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Leah Berman Williams @leahwrenn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Breakup with dogs is extra special. It’s so wet and muddy all the time. In my kitchen. (For non-Alaskans, in the Interior we have the following seasons/transitions: —Winter —Breakup, when stuff melts out —Green-up, the 24 hours when all the trees leaf out —summer/construction —freeze-up)
Cocoa the large fluffy Leonberger drinking from a dog bowl on a deck. Behind the deck is a giant pond of snowmelt, with ratty-looking snow in the background surrounding some raised beds.
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is going to be my new pfp… that’s a 1200W pump, FYI. Lots of air pressure to the face
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
As someone who wears a Santa hat all through December, was in NYC during SantaCon, and saw many restaurants with “No Santas Allowed” signs, I feel like I have a claim.
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Anyone remember this shirt?
Black tshirt with graphic from RSA patent.
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
FYI, I’ll be streaming on Twitch today (www.twitch.tv/turngate) at 3pm EST talking about AI *gasp* in GRC and SecOps with my buddy David. We had a really good zoom conversation last week on the topic and decided to turn it into a chat on Twitch/LI. Join us if you can :)
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
For the love of all that is holy, could product companies please put the name of their product somewhere obvious on the product. I assure you I didn’t know the name of the vacuum the day I bought it, let alone 2 years later when I’m trying to buy parts.
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I wrote up a piece on threat hunting in GitHub for those that do that kind of thing. Feedback is welcome support.turngate.io/detections-a...
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Hunting in GitHub | Turngate Documentation
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I don’t post here much, and posting LinkedIn links is always an adventure. But if you’re interested I’ll be doing some GitHub threat hunting this afternoon at 3pm EST. Join us if you like www.linkedin.com/posts/turngate_thr…
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Michael Crider @michaelcrider.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom: "If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
When I toured Cornell looking at schools as a kid, I passed Sagan’s office. All the other faculty had name plates you could slide in and out on the door, but Sagan’s was screwed in. I asked why. Apparently the name plate was stolen so often he had a box of spares. And then they “fixed” it for good
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Well shit
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DEF CON @defcon.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2026
Friendly reminder, #DEFCONSingapore edition: The DEF CON Singapore Call for Papers is still open, but only until Feb 15. Our CFP Reviewers are standing by, so don’t delay! All the information you need is here […] [Original post on defcon.social]
DEF CON Singapore logo
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Trey Anastasio @trey.com · 30/12/2025
It’s almost time to say farewell to the MetroCard and to 2025. But where do you go when the swipes go out? Tap and ride on your way to the Garden for Phish’s annual NYE run and listen up for Trey’s announcements in the subway system on your way there!
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
What, and I can’t overstate this, the fuck.
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I think Google has turned over their NFL score widget to Gemini. There is a LOT going on here…
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
For the love of all that is holy, how do people use Windows as a daily OS. Every time I open a Windows laptop I want to jettison it into space (and no, I’m not updating a fleet of Surfaces right now)
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 16/12/2025
And the graph, for a giggle:
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Tom Robson, An Extraordinarily Brilliant Person @thomasmrobson.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there. Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online. Anyone have any leads?
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Richard Pettigrew @wiglet1981.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I don’t know who needs to hear this… but super glue will last basically forever in your fridge. Don’t keep it in a drawer.
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Thomas Maher @thomasmaheronf1.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Mercedes has confirmed George Kurtz, CEO of Crowdstrike, has become Technology Advisor to the team, having become part of its ownership structure. Krutz has acquired 15 percent of Toto Wolff's holding company, which owns 33 percent of the Mercedes #F1 team.
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
"What if we made an ad based on 'how do you do fellow kids'?"
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This is generally why I don’t play games more complicated than TF2. If I don’t play for a couple days I have NO CLUE what I was doing. I liked Zelda a lot, but even that I couldn’t figure out what the objectives were (or how to find them) after I put it down for a week.
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Turngate @turngate.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
What’s in a log, or rather what’s not in a log? Bruce talks his thoughts on a recent report by Unit 42 on the use of AzureHound by threat actors, and how logs failed to showcase the full extent of the attack.
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DEF CON @defcon.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2025
Good News, Everyone! We have the official dates for DEF CON 34! And to make up for the delay, we also have the dates for DEF CON 35! Please join us at the Las Vegas Convention Center August 6-9 in 2026 and August 5-8 in 2027. Save the dates, friends. It'll be […] [Original post on defcon.social]
DEF CON Save the date calendar image
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Transit Maps @transitmap.net · 27/10/2025
New on the blog! A really nice unofficial diagram of the tram network of The Hague, The Netherlands.
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Submission – Unofficial Map: Trams of The Hague, The Netherlands by Hugo von der Thüsen
Submitted by the designer, Hugo, who says: I have always been ashamed of the official transit diagram for the tram system of The Hague [PDF link – Cam]. It’s a weird A4-shaped portrait diagram oriented so that the beach is at the top which is a strange choice as most residents of The Hague would tell you they think the beach is to the West/left.
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
TL;DR if you need help investigating Glassworm, feel free to use @turngate.bsky.social free trial to make sense of your Google calendar data. More here www.linkedin.com/posts/gdead_...
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TL;DR if you need help investigating Glassworm, feel free to use Turngate's free trial to make sense of your Google calendar data. Longer form: Wow. The Koi writeup on Glassworm is something else...
TL;DR if you need help investigating Glassworm, feel free to use Turngate's free trial to make sense of your Google calendar data. Longer form: Wow. The Koi writeup on Glassworm is something else. Th...
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
In the age of AI slop, it’s hard to overstate how valuable reddit is. I take back like 95% of the bad stuff I said about it over the years…
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DEF CON @defcon.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2025
#DEFCON Creators alert! The #DEFCONSIngapore Call For Creators is open! Got an idea for a Contest, Village or Community you'd like to see at DEF CON Singapore? Get your submission in and let's work together to bring your ideas to life. The info you need is […] [Original post on defcon.social]
DEF CON SINGAPORE Call for Creators is OPEN!
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 13/10/2025
1h40m of @flightradar24.com NYC-bound traffic sped up by 20,000% down to 30 seconds. It’s not too often we see all three major airports using the same runway 4 approaches. It’s beautiful.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
"We have made the security industry a self feeding, self fulfilling prophecy that may actually be causing harm to those we are trying to protect" - @gdead.bsky.social (from abstract of DEF CON 15 talk)
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
It’s amusing to me that ppl are grumpy that talking to the new version of the magic box requires different words than the last version of the magic box. We are early days in all this. Expect very little consistency as we move forward. Embrace the chaos :)
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Welp, we’ve got a Bluesky account now. If you’re into SaaS security operations or trialing our SIEM for your SaaS infrastructure, check us out. We’re building new things every day with our service dashboards working their way to prod in the next week :) Also, a follow would be appreciated.
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David Daniel @daviddaniel.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
This is awesome: a "WKRP in Cincinnati" fan created a three-hour Johnny Fever radio block, by using clips from the TV show and dropping in the full songs on his intros and outros, plus commercials and Les Nessman news breaks.
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WKRP: Johnny Fever
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TruBluFan @trublufan.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Closing Ceremonies @defcon.bsky.social #defcon33 @shmoocon.bsky.social @heidishmoo.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social
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gdead.bsky.social @gdead.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Welp that was unexpected. @heidishmoo.bsky.social and I won the @defcon.bsky.social Uber award this year. Woof. What a journey this life continues to be.
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Dr. Tessa Fisher @tessafisher.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I still don't understand how ostensible experts are saying we're only a few years away from true AGI (or even superintelligence). Analytical AI/ML is ultimately just statistical modeling and analysis, and generative AI is just auto-correct amped up a bunch.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
TFW the concert you're at puts you on hold
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JawnCon @jawncon.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Come one, come all!
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Space Rogue @spacerog.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I really need an old logo for the Joint Task Force - Computer Network Operations (JTF-CNO) which was formed out of the JTF-CND in 2000 and later morphed into US Cyber Command. The original logo for this org seems to have disappeared from the Internet. Any help?
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
From my perspective, this is a transparent attempt to put Copilot at the middle of the Office offering so it's not a "feature you can opt out of."
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