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Picking your mother up from her workplace, The Panamanian Academy of the Tongue, for a nice date.

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I hate myself for seeing it everywhere I go

If you look closely you can see the saffron finch. "One of the better finches" 🪶

PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Everyday tasks, eh? Okay muse, jork my peangus in the shower

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My dad has this poster framed at the top of the stairs and something about the ribbons on top of the umbrella look like eyes and it always scared the shit out of me. Crawfish holding a sentient umbrella man. I dont like it

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PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Philadelphia soft pretzel (the kind you can only buy out of the trunk of a car) and for some reason plain white jasmine rice?

PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"That shirt makes you look like a tourist" My brother in christ i am the tallest, whitest, heaviest, drunkest man in panama I dont think the shirt even factors in

I didn't start my birding life list until AFTER I lived in panama for a year. I am back in panama and this is what I got in a 5 minute walk around the corner to get toothpaste (also a black vulture, list was too long lol) 🪶

I added 7 birds to my life list in 5 minites

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$40 for an emergency exit row aisle seat AND no one in the middle seat god is good and loves all things that are good

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Every day this wicked nation strays further from god

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Practicing my Spanish by listening in on the conversations the other passengers are having. I have to admit I'm getting quite invested in the stories. I wounder who this 'el metiche' everyone is talking about is

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Finally, the idea that will make me one million dollars: Mad Lib Doc Savage Blurbs The [BRAIN] [GENIUS]: A [SMELLY] [CZECH] attacks [THE MOON] in order to [COMMIT TAX FRAUD] for [A TURKEY FARM]. Can Doc and his five [WET] assistants [EAT TACOS] in time?

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Blessed alignment of the sun and moon

PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Everything else aside, the papal conclave is who elects the pope

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PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I am willing to invest my meagre life savings on a doc savage movie on two conditions: 1) Practical effects only, none of the frantic computerized superman mess, and 2) An appropriate level of camp, no Batman-style gritty dark reboot. I want to see habeas corpus in some sort of little outfit

PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If DF had posted the whole screenshot you'd see that it says "concerns the cocktails could appeal to chill-ass dudes"

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INCREDIBLE scene as COLLEAGUES pantomime mild disagreement with EACH OTHER in front of CAMERAS before RETURNING to pursuing their shared goals

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She just put on a brief video called "The Cities of the Future". All sorts of glitzy advanced technology. A student asked if the video was made with AI. She replied "This is actual footage of Shanghai" Lmaoooooooo

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The president of a national engineering professional society is on campus and giving a presentation to my students. I regret to say that she does not understand The Death Project

So this whole "foiled terrorist attack on a British airbase" was probably a busybody calling the cops on some teens drinking beer in the woods right

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Things have been kind of difficult for a while now. I've been trying to process it and come up with some pithy summary but all I have is: literally nothing is fun any more

PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Please do not show me pictures of clavicle. You do not have to do that. It is very easy to not show me. You can be free. You don't have to care about freaks and ghosts

PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have genuinely never heard this song or heard of this artist before like a week ago. And the image i am trying to project is "other than the music at the supermarket I only listen to the same 5 albums I liked in high school"

PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every day i wake up and hope that George Lucas will say something and get the jk rowling treatment I have heard enough about buzz lightsaber and his pod racing adventures, I woukd prefer not to hear any morw

PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

One of the most popular accounts was posting about Japanese microtrucks. I reposted it and said that they suck ass. A coal-burning truck would be better for the environment than a Japanese microtruck. I got 50 comments on the post that just said "faggot"

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PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It turns out that one little glass of Ron abuelo rum and seven yuenglings doesn't mean you can't heat up a bunch of oil in a spaghetti pot on the stove and cook up some frozen croquettes not at all

PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Trying to scan some large format negatives on a shit $45 document scanner. I can't find the power cord for my lightvox but come on man i want to try something dumb as hell

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There's an episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar where a glow in the dark tie is the key to cracking a murder case and lmao I absolutely did not think they were a real thing

Posting screenshots of Twitter posts on here is bad enough but reposting screenshots from Threads is enmity against God

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A little surprised to learn from the Facebook AI slop weather channel that Boston is 100 miles inland. Always kind of suspected it though

PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What's the point of all the spending when expressing concern doesn't cost anything at all

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Had a dream where I was standing in a field shooting a derringer at a land mine, which i am confident is a good dream to have