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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 14h
pitching 23andme
mad men pitch meme:
astrology for former gifted kids
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 14h
'do i need to get the calipers out?'
Steve Coogan's swimming pool attendant (a middle-aged man with a moustache and glasses wearing a shirt and tie) saying 'I could go on.'
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
cartoon of someone talking to a computer: 
-crash the stock 
(computer) i have impoverished everyone
-oh my god
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just as you are about to strim a patch of giant hogweed
cat's paw on the back of someone's hand who is typing meme
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
mcdonald's is still a bds boycott target. no-one should be paying them a thing
tim robbins holding a piece of paper with a circle on it in the hudsucker proxy
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol, the people you've blocked are overwhelmingly british, dipshit
Alexander Clarkson @aphclar... 12m Agree here, and having just blocked three dozen clearly American QT accounts who are projecting their domestic US ideological obsessions on a wider world whose details they are not interested in, I suspect this dysfunctional discourse will continue for some time

I think because really it's nothing to do with the Middle East. They're all proxies for anti-Americanism, which is why so many of these people are happy to take Russia's word for it about Ukraine. My enemy's enemy is my friend etc

Alexander Clarkson @aphclark... 6m
Quite telling that the Euro answers tended to be at least polite, while the moment this hit American timelines the unhinged shit got going
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sorry to all of my podcaster friends 🙏
you wouldn't steal a car meme with janky text: 
you wouldn't invite someone round to talk politics at you
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i bet lindsey hoyle doesn't listen to podcasts. just sit motionless in your living room, blocking out all external noise, until it's time for bed. repeat until death
lindsey hoyle sat not facing his tv in his brown-beige living room
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
upsidedown Benito Mussolini with speech bubble to quoted post
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
samuel l. jackson looking furious in a white vest meme
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
given a space to use if they wanted but reported like jews were besieged by green party members in a fortified panic room wonder why ipso has found lee harpin guilty of publishing significantly misleading claims on multiple occasions
Jewish News
Green Party forced to open ‘safe room’ to protect Jewish members at Brighton conference
As Zionism is racism motion is debated on Sunday, party source confirms 'We have a phone number for a small number of people if they are worried, and a room if they would like to use it'
By Lee Harpin October 3, 2026, 10:16 pm
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Daily Mail
I was scammed out of hundreds of pounds by an AI deepfake Jennifer Aniston who told me she'd show me her arsehole

photo of a cartoon carrot in a pope hat and a fake jennifer aniston holding a sign saying 'i love you'
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
24 hours after a ban on arse posts
big elephant brain throne meme
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
jim carrey film where a sensible loses the ability to do israeli exceptionalism
jim carrey making a face in the film liar, liar with the caption 'islamic state has the right to self-determination'
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
cartoon of a sad t-rex at the decks holding a record in its little arms and surrounded by broken vinyls. text reads: worst dj ever
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sopranos silvio:
it's anti-tall discrimination
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
used to watch eurotrash when i was younger thinking it was inevitable that britain would become more sexually liberated, but i didn't count on american puritanism achieving total cultural victory in the online space
small kids scared of bunny meme. the bunny is marked 'nudity' and the kids 'america'
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
zionists complaining about accusations of racism
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
alan partridge on this time whispering into his co-host's ear at the end of the irish rebel songs sung by a guest and his band: 
oh my god, molly o'malleys is like an advert for the IRA
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
have the best day! ❤️❤️❤️
black and white photo of picketing man handing out literature to a long-haired man carrying a newspaper. text reads "Happy Birthday, Stunner!" and he is wearing a colourful birthday hat and has a party blower thing in his mouth
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
timeline sync
Miss Winters
@bustyboudica.b.. 2m
Eeeeeep I'm 40 a week today

Gillian @heyheygillian.bsky.soc...2m
Tobias Fünke's Fire Sale Panic gif
OH MY GOD
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lois from family guy meme where she's sat looking at a bottle of pills that says 'ai'
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
after a game of barbarian for the amiga, elon musk would appear to remove the loser's corpse
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i see a cartoon series in this
bad guy-thwarting hero doggers in the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo style
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'i once got the president of the united states to congratulate us on the arrest of some doggers we found in a lane in gloucestershire'
bob mortimer reading a prompt card on would i lie to you?
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
records updated
red tartan-faced, furious looking cartoon cat holding book at arms length
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
red-faced, furious looking cartoon cat holding book at arms length
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
simply could not enjoy alan wake after the brilliantly bizarre trip of deadly premonition, sorry. idc how polished it was, it was pedestrian
simpsons mafia boss looking at a manhattan cocktail: 
what have i done to deserve this flat, flavourless horror?
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
who remembers their siblings giving them a matchbox car and telling them it was a tv remote?
awful ai video of a 90s living room with a mum standing and the pov of a kid holding a toy car and a beano
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
worse than anything i've read on fesshole 😭
Be honest, What is the most shameless thing you have ever done?

Wooden_Worry_9816 5h

Years ago when I was a kid I was making a sandwich from the leftovers of the Sunday roast, as I was packing the last of the meat into the bread I heard my dad talking to my brother about how he was going to enjoy the leftovers. I panicked and to my eternal shame made the snap decision to put the foil wrapper in the dogs bed and run, I will never forget the look the poor boy gave me as I shamelessly framed him for a crime he didn't commit 😭

It's been 30 years and I still can't forgive myself 😢
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
moe from the simpsons reading a book with danny tommo's crying face pasted over it: 
"and then they realized they were no longer little girls. they were little women."
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
leave the silverware on the side on your way out, city
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they both do ass friday
Elizabeth Holmes:
Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my brain:
Elizabeth Holmes:
Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we need walter peck
walter peck, a ginger, intense looking man with a beard and wearing a suit, to a man in a hard hat in a scene from
ghostbusters: 
i'm not interested in your opinion. just shut it off
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the tommo of christmas future
ronnie pickering, an aging white guy, shouting through the rolled-down window of his car at a guy on a motorbike with the text 'danny tommo!'
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the uk is ronnie pickerings all the way down
On the livestream, he filmed himself and another, bare-chested man, running along a beach, shouting at emergency workers: "You know who I am, my name is Danny Tommo, you saw what I did in Dover and if you don’t stop right now I’m calling 1,000 men to come to this place."
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bald fella from doctor who, the sun makers, saying 'you spoke?'
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wallace from wallace and gromit pressing a button on a control marked 'cracker'
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
anything to get out of range of iran
US to build two military bases in Greenland under new deal with Denmark
US President Donald Trump shakes hands with Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen as they attend a trilateral signing event
Image caption,
US President Donald Trump signed the deal alongside Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
say hi to my llm friend!
scarface scene where tony montana, wearing a suit in his office, counterattacks the people sent to kill him and says 'say hello to my little friend'
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
delicious. finally some good fucking news
'I believe that by 2030 we will have no betting shops' Betfred founder has stark warning for the chancellor

Fred Done: Worries that betting shops may face a bleak future
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
been reminded how hat-nonce jay kay dumped winona ryder for having tits that were too big and wanting too much sex
homer angrily watching tv with barney and a woman from the 'the man never drank a duff in his life' scene
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you know, "cho chang" gets a lot easier to understand when you remember rowling was struggling to get past the tanya missions in red alert, has poor hearing and no imagination
Charlotte Lee
@cljack
you know, “Cho Chang” etc gets a lot easier to understand when you remember Rowling was writing in the NINETIES in SCOTLAND. There was no internet to look this kind of thing up and no Koreans or Chinese to personally ask. People really do not remember pre-internet life
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there was also one of these in the extended family, which was dogshit
binatone games console with two controllers. it's orange and black and has switches and sliders on it to select the built-in games
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you kids are SPOILED with your colour screens
amstrad cpc 464 computer with green screen monitor and a selection of tapes
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
good old roland on the ropes. shocking that someone with an arse like this was playing games this old, i know
roland on the ropes (1984) for the amstrad cpc 464. a pixelated indiana jones adventurer type holding a gun explores a dungeon with hanging ropes
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the youths from peep show looking at the viewer:
look, it's healthy back
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