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Gates Palissery

@gateskp.bsky.social
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Writer on the road to publication & AMMR9 mentee. Actually Autistic. Huge Geek. Marathon runner. 🏳️‍🌈

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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please, someone, please. Make this happen.
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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
...................there is another mouse in my apartment. Unclear if this is the same one I took outside yesterday or a new one. But I just saw a mouse scuttle into my bathroom. I really need my cat to do the cat thing, sooner rather than later.
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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
REJOICE, for my cat has earned her keep and caught the mouse! I don't love that she jumped on my bed with it (still alive) in her mouth. Definitely had some choice words. But I got her to bring it into the other room, where she dropped it and I trapped it in a plastic container and took it outside.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was THIS CLOSE to catching the mouse in my apartment, I had it cornered and was ready to grab it. And then MY CAT GOT IN THE WAY! Not even in a helpful way! She let the mouse run and now it's hiding again! 🤦🤦🤦
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash." buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 23/09/2026
A very dear cat mom friend of ours has really been going through it with one of her boys she rescued off the street. He’s been dealing with recurrent painful urination because of bladder stones. Despite medication & urinary diet, he needs them removed with surgery. www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-...
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Donate to Help Fund Tux’s Surgery for Painful Bladder Stones, organized by Elisa Jensen
Our cat, Tux, has been battling urinary issues off and on for the pa… Elisa Jensen needs your support for Help Fund Tux’s Surgery for Painful Bladder Stones
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E.M. Anderson | author & schism enthusiast too hot for Bluesky @elizmanderson.com · 22/09/2026
- THE WOLF & HIS KING by Finn Longman - THE YEAR OF THE WITCHING by Alexis Henderson - A WITCH'S GUIDE TO MAGICAL INNKEEPING by Sangu Mandanna - THE WOODS ALL BLACK by Lee Mondelo - AN ARCANE INHERITANCE by Kamilah Cole - SOMEONE YOU CAN BUILD A NEST IN by John Wiswell - BURN THE SEA by Mona Tewari
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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's been a mouse in my apartment for over a month now and it's making me paranoid. Landlord sent a pest person who...put down a single mouse trap that hasn't done anything. I put out stuff to try to get rid of it. My cat is uninterested, even when she watches the mouse steal her food.
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Jesse Eisinger @jeisinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW: In ‘24, the FBI sought to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump eviscerated the FBI & DOJ public corruption teams. ProPublica unearthed the investigation and you can read it 👇 www.propublica.org/article/fbi-...
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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This incredible reporting is why I have a recurring monthly donation to ProPublica. This journalism is invaluable.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Charles Ornstein @charlesornstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another MASSIVE @propublica.org scoop: The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way @williamturton.bsky.social Avi Asher-Schapiro @mtredden.bsky.social @kirstenberg.bsky.social
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The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This seems like a pretty big deal: donors made illegal contributions to Susan Collins and then were awarded lucrative contracts after her office intervened with the Navy. An FBI investigation was dropped under Trump. www.propublica.org/article/fbi-...
To skirt campaign finance laws and conceal the source of the funds, Navatek planned to funnel the donation through a shell company. The CEO wanted assurance that Collins would know where
the money came from. Reed confirmed that she would, the executive said - and that Navatek would get its government contracts.
After the Corner Bakery meeting, Navatek's CEO, Martin Kao, sent an initial $150,000 to the Collins super PAC using the shell company. Two months later, he told Navatek executives that Collins committed to getting the company $32 million in naval contracts, according to an internal company email reviewed by ProPublica.
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Shveta Thakrar @shvetathakrar.com · 20/09/2026
Libraries buy books. Lots of books, in all versions (paper, electronic, audio). They also have to purchase expensive licenses for the electronic books. Depending on the country, some library checkouts result in royalties for authors. Libraries are hardly our enemy.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Boycott is still on. No Starbucks till the union gets a contract.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The resolution, introduced by Togo, passed and is both important and cool. Here’s a good no paywall story
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The U.N. backs a new world map showing Africa in its true relative size
The U.N. has backed a new map showing Africa in its true relative size, with the U.S. standing alone in opposition.
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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
On the train for our weekend getaway... Me: I wish I brought a chocolate bar. Partner: *whips out an unopened Cadbury dairy milk bar* I love this man.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol
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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is so much fun, it was a delight to read!
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This one’s my favourite
A reddit post from the Wile E Coyote AMA that says “Hi WEC, I've watched you since I was a child, just wanted to say thank you for running into paintings of tunnels for all those years.”

The replies is a film still of Wile E Coyote smiling and holding a sign that says “Keep art alive”
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
he got him. he finally fucking got him
real-life coyote and roadrunner encounter captured in southern california
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Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.
Wile E Coyote in an office, pointing to a sign he's holding that reads "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS"
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thread.
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 02/09/2026
This is the crux of it. We can't have nice things because too many Americans would rather make life harder for themselves than let go of the belief that they're inherently superior to anyone lower on the ladder than they are (especially if the person lower on the ladder has darker skin).
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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Coyote vs Acme is a Looney Tunes masterpiece, full stop. Funny, nostalgic, heartfelt, just all around great! I MISS this kind of movie! Anyone who thought this movie should be canned is beyond foolish and should not be a position of power to make these decisions (cough cough)
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G.M. Gray @gmgray.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is a long one, so bear with me. As a computer scientist, I do not use LLMs for code gen/learning topics, because I find the ethical issues around data centers, copyright theft/devaluation of labor, and the monopolization of data by large corporations abhorrent. 🧵
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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Who you gonna call? 😎
The firehouse from Ghostbusters: A  3-storey (maybe taller) building where the bottom bricks look like concrete and the top bricks are red. The Ghostbusters sign, a white ghost with a red circle around it and red slash through it, hangs prominently in front. Tourists are standing outside the firehouse, one of them having just fallen off the sidewalk into the street because they weren't paying attention. The sky is bright blue and it's a beautiful day in New York City.
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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's a woman in the Met on a business(?) call that's about Texas politics. She's been on this call for almost an hour. Full speaker, no headphones, I can hear the whole thing and I'm sitting at least 10-15 feet away. Very rude and foolish thing to do for several reasons.
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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Taking a moment to sing the praises of passenger rail tonight. Air travel was such a disaster today but I was able to pivot to taking the train (my preferred mode of transportation) after 10 hours in PHL, getting on and off planes, etc.
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Emma @emmalabizarre.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First thought : FUCK, Tim Curry on the same day FUCK Second thought which made me crack up (as Tim and Dolly would surely have liked): “Someone go check on Miss Piggy, she just lost her frenemy and her ex lover”
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There are two good ways to act with the Muppets. Either you take the Michael Cain approach and pretend you are working with a professional troupe from the West End. Or the Tim Curry approach where you pretend you yourself are also a Muppet. RIP
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
clue is free (with ads) on youtube
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Clue
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In honor of Dolly and her commitment to getting books to kids, tell me about a book you read as a child that changed your life. I’ll start: so many, but tonight maybe I’ll say A WRINKLE IN TIME, a book that taught me anger wasn’t wrong.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
with alt text. this is so beautiful 💕
Dolly Partons IMAGINATION LIBRARY

Dear Imagination Library Graduate,

My, how time flies. It seems it was only yesterday when your family and friends read you your first story. You were just a baby. Now you're five years old and about to go to school. How exciting!
This may be your last book from my Imagination Library but you have to promise me you will keep on reading. If you go to your local public library you will find a great number of books just for kids your age. Every book is a treasure and every time you open one up you will meet new friends and take wonderful journeys to magical places.
I hope you have a great time in school. I bet your school will even have a library where you can check out books. You and all of your friends are very special. There is no limit to what you can do or how far you can go.

Just remember the lessons my family taught me - dream big dreams; learn everything you can learn; and care for all those who care for you. You do all of these things and you can be anyone you want to be.

You are terrific, and remember...
I Will Always Love You,
Dolly
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Honestly heartbroken and shocked -- I'm sorry if you're hearing it from me the Parton family just announced Dolly Parton's passing. No I'm not making this up, but I am an extremely hot mess. www.instagram.com/reels/DceNXg...
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Dolly Parton on Instagram: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton."
38K likes, 3,435 comments - dollyparton on August 25, 2026: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton.".
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just saw a mouse in my apartment and rather than doing something about it, my cat is just SLEEPING. So I broke the golden rule: I woke up my cat. She's a good mouser, and this problem will be quickly fixed...as soon as she realises what's happening.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i want to get vulnerable for a sec and talk about my experience with the GLP-1 as someone who had an alcohol addiction. now, at the time i started taking it, i didn't really get cravings anymore except under extreme stress (even then they were very brief). the GLP-1 eliminated my cravings 100%. BUT
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Northeast US (and maybe southeast Canadian?) friends, if anyone has an opening for two middle-aged cats who tragically lost their human to cancer, please look at this thread.
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ORPHANED CATS NEED FOREVER HOME IN NORTHEAST (PLEASE READ *ENTIRE* THREAD) My wife's childhood friend died Thursday, leaving his two *mildly* special-needs cats. The elder, Wally, is about 13. ABSOLUTELY affectionate cat; GLORIOUSLY dim. His only issue is that he poops in bathtubs if given a chance
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Gates Palissery @gateskp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love this book, HIGHLY recommend jumping on this deal while you can!
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Emily J. Edwards @msemilyedwards.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
PLEASE RE-POST! The eBook for VIVIANA VALENTINE & THE TICKING CLOCK is $2.99 for TODAY ONLY at all major retailers. Get it now! Bookshop: bookshop.org/p/books/vivi... B&N: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/viviana-va... Amzn: a.co/d/044EwJ7P
EBOOK ON SALE! $2.99 TODAY ONLY! viviana valentine & the ticking clock. image of a cartoon woman in a golden trench coat walking down an alley towards times square. the background of the promo image is dark iwth golden fireworks.
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
PSA: if you're saving precious voicemails from beloved deceased family members, please remember that voicemail boxes are not a long-term storage device and you need to save those files in a more permanent way if you want to keep them
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