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Carrie

@gasolinejoy.bsky.social
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15% beans by weight. She/her

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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I miss the little jokes Trails used to put in chests after you open the--wait, where have I heard this before @prozdishere.bsky.social
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"
theguardian.com
Microsoft blocks Israel’s use of its technology in mass surveillance of Palestinians
Exclusive: Tech firm ends military unit’s access to AI and data services after Guardian reveals secret spy project
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
It appears that there is an increasingly high chance Israel will be banned next week from UEFA due to its genocide in Gaza, which would in turn effectively end its hopes of qualifying for the World Cup. I have heard this independently confirmed from another source. www.thetimes.com/article/11e9...
Uefa members in favour of banning Israel from European football next week
Pressure has ramped up on European football’s governing body after protests and the UN Commission’s declaration of genocide in Gaza
exclusive
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
a good chance to strike back against mindless, awful right wing vengeance and make a good person solvent again
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/04/2025
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I just realized, (I think) I've officially taken antibiotics for every possible system available for my anatomy, ama
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nora "nora.jewelry is now open" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 13/09/2025
Friday 9/19 at 9AM Mountain Time I am giving out 20 gift cards to nora.jewelry to trans people who want some wearable art but can't afford to buy it for any reason. You're going to want to bookmark nora.jewelry/pages/we-wan... and set an alarm.
nora.jewelry
We Want You To Have This: Jewelry Gifts For Trans People
Requests for gifts are now closed. They will open again on Friday, September 19th at 9AM mountain (Denver) time. Just looking for the forms? Here's the one to request a gift for yourself and the one f...
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SID Chip Vicious @fatseanlives.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
lol youtube.com/shorts/WR373...
youtube.com
Robot Dog That Pees Beer #shorts #michaelreeves
YouTube video by Engineering Clips
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
"The guy who invented pilates was named Joseph Pilates" still sounds like a joke to me, and yet.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
There's like music and stuff too
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The Onion has made maybe the funniest thing we've ever done and I can't talk about it yet and it is killing me.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/02/2025
a computer
can never be spiteful or horny
therefore a computer must never
make art

design is a reference to the famous 1979, IBM presentation: "A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision."
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
>bullying Nate Silver
Starship Troopers "I'm doing my part!"
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Mary Sue @marysuesays.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
FYI folks, the Big Holidays coming up are: Rosh Hashanah is Mon 22 Sep-24 Sep Yom Kippur is Wed 1 Oct - 2 Oct And also? You don't have to KNOW who's Jewish to not schedule meetings these days. Just do it. (AND DON'T BE ALL "WE HAVE TO MOVE IT BECAUSE [PERSON] IS JEWISH" THAT'S TACKY & GROSS)
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
World War 1 veteran who tells women he calls it sergeant Stubby
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/08/2025
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
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heikadog @heika.dog · 30/08/2025
...but not illegal to say, "god, i want it to happen." because that's its own sentence. it's an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so, that's perfectly fine. perfectly legal.
Trevor Moore on Whitest Kids U Know, in a suit, gesturing to camera.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 04/02/2025
"Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons"

Trans folks with Samus Arm Cannons, and a big one on a trans flag banner.
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Look at my lawyer dog
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/01/2025
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/12/2024
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nora "nora.jewelry is now open" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 12/07/2025
hey everyone, i am nora, a disabled artisan out of new mexico. i have a jewelry shop at nora.jewelry. i would love to send you something nice i made out of glass in my kiln.
green and white pendant red and white pendant purple spiral pendant sparkling black heart pendant
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
There was essentially zero coverage of the disabled protest to stop Medicaid cuts. Capitol police dragged protesters out, many in wheelchairs, and arrested 34 people. It was barely a blip on the news because nobody really cares about the disabled.
nbcwashington.com
More than 30 arrested at Senate building while protesting Medicaid cuts
U.S. Capitol Police officers arrested 34 people Wednesday who were demonstrating against Congress’ proposed cuts to Medicaid inside a Senate office building. Advocates and people who depend on Medicai...
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
New skincare routine where I broil in the morning and deglaze with cooking wine at night
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Oh, EXECUTIVE dysfunction
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags
web.archive.org
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Page
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Answers to all your questions about Embroidery problems
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I have a bag of topsoil I've 1% used and ibdo my own compost indoors because my building doesn't collect it. So I'm kind of the local big worm...
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
It's real, and they kinda cooked, honestly
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/11/2024
Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) tweets:
 
"Pray for Justices Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh & Barrett. And their families."

Ben (@ben_awareness) quote tweets with prayer emojis and a screenshot:
"CHRISTIAN TODAY Home > Life
"Can it be right to pray for someone to die? Yes, say the Psalms""
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I've defeated you, as I'm the best posture (lying down)
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Those leaves. Those damned leaves. All 88 of them. 1760 individual Xs in light green. 580 inches of floss, or 48 feet. Why did I do that
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."
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S. A. Hunt @sahuntbooks.com · 29/05/2025
Suddenly realizing that anything with a "business end" must, by principle, have a "pleasure end."
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This is a one-night event but is viewable on a livestream (or for two weeks after the performance) and is a fundraiser for a UK trans charity.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Saw an Instagram post that said, “The greatest contribution you can make to the person you love is to work on your own personal development.” If you’re in love with me, please know the greatest contribution you can make is paying off my student loans.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Every single trans person who called TERFs nazis, who said their "gender critical" movement was a white supremacist one, who warned that transphobia was just the tip of their fascist iceberg, we all told you exactly who they were from the beginning, and we were ignored.
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nora "nora.jewelry is now open" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 26/05/2025
FILL THE KILN SPECIAL choose between 5 kinds of pendants, cufflinks or pendants in your choice of up to 3 colors! $40+ for a custom piece! nora.jewelry/products/fil...
fill the kiln:
bespoke pendants,
earrings and cufflinks

nora.jewelry

images of each pendant design, cufflinks and earrings surround a picture of the kiln full of empty molds. you must fill the molds
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nora "nora.jewelry is now open" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 24/05/2025
the nora reed designs pride 2025 collection is here nora.jewelry #bsnm
Nora Reed Designs Pride 2025 ad showing: an ace pride pendant, a rainbow pride pendant, lesbian pride pendants, black and white background pendants with rainbows, rainbow cufflinks, a lesbian pride and a trans pride bolo tie, and hearts in rainbow, bi pride and lesbian pride colors.
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Alicia Sionnach @aliciasionnach.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
My doctor changed my diagnosis to "Endocrine Disorder" in November without me asking--because he saw the writing on the wall. Ask your doctors to do the same--Just to protect your access to life-saving medication.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 23/05/2025
swing voters are the stupidest people alive and it’s insane that our lives depend on them
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
abolish ice is the moderate position
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WIRED @wired.com · 22/05/2025
tired: people AI-generating rando images of themselves as anime WIRED: AI’s energy use already represents as much as 20 percent of global data-center power demand, new analysis has found
wired.com
AI Is Eating Data Center Power Demand—and It’s Only Getting Worse
A new analysis of AI hardware being produced and how it is being used attempts to estimate the vast amount of electricity being consumed by AI.
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Carrie @gasolinejoy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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