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Gary W. Olson

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Data engineer. Author. Possibly a mutant lutefisk in a trenchcoat. He/him/his. linktr.ee/gwox

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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kitchens on fire off the oil in the ovens. I watched tokens glitter in the dark near the skeeball grate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pizzas in rain. Time to die.
Photo of a dilapidated Chuck E. Cheese animatronic rotting outside in the middle of nowhere
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oil is a sliding thing
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Angi's Tone Shears @plaidmatter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What are you reading this weekend? Might I suggest the newly released Time Traveler’s Final Mission?
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 26/09/2026
#NowPlaying #MusicSky Dirt Poor Robins - "Queen of the Night" dirtpoorrobins.bandcamp.com/album/queen-...
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Queen of the Night (Soundtrack), by Dirt Poor Robins
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Bill Childs @billchilds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also here’s that video of Sleater-Kinney and Liz Phair covering Elastica that you might not have realized you were looking for, but you were: youtu.be/oAnYhz0N9Y4?...
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Liz Phair & Sleater Kinney "Connection" (Elastica Cover) LIVE | Boston, MA | September 21, 2026
YouTube video by Concerts Hub
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 22/09/2026
You don't have to go back in time to get this, you can (and should!) get it now
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good morning
"Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time."
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Josh Way @joshway.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
IN CASE OF METHODISTS HIDE DOWNSTAIRS
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 18/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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neutral @neutral.zone · 16/09/2026
We’re using familiar mental vocabulary for unfamiliar computational phenomena; naturally, the vocabulary is outrunning what we actually know. Which is fun, because everything arrives preloaded with implications it may not actually deserve.
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Coffin Boffin @coffinboffin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
PINOCCHIO is frankly terrifying; he's set alight, enslaved to a puppet master, lynched by ruffians, swallowed by a fish, plunged alive into a boiling pot and nearly carried off by rabbit undertakers, before becoming a real boy. Illustrations by Folkyard 1914 edition #FairyTaleTuesday
Pinocchio is nearly plunged into a pot (illustration by Charles Folkyard 1914 Dent edition).
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 14/09/2026
If they're alarmed about the danger A.I. poses to humanity, just wait till they hear about what humanity's doing to humanity
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 14/09/2026
comic panel
person looking out the window, 'what a stupid world'
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 14/09/2026
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE SPITEFUL OR HORNY
THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER
MAKE ART
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's time to sit back, relax and enjoy this spooky fall classic #PulpSabotage #Halloween
a parody book cover called WHY ISN'T IT HALLOWEEN YET?
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 13/09/2026
I went into watching "Pinnochio: Unstrung" (2026) with low expectations (as it's part of the 'Poohniverse')... ...but I enjoyed the hell out of this one. Animatronic puppet work, gooey practical gore, and Robert Englund cracking wise made it the kind of fun horror ride I dig. youtu.be/uApioBmGpAc
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Pinocchio: Unstrung - Official Trailer (2026) Richard Blake, Robert Englund, Adrian Burton
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Strong black coffee!
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/09/2026
Crowds took to the streets of Dublin to protest Trump’s visit to Ireland, with demonstrators invoking Trump’s ties to Epstein and his alliance with Netanyahu.
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Trash Fiction Championship @trashmenace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Originally planned opening in 1996, but each architect they hire blows the building up. www.kxan.com/news/local/a...
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Book-shaped Ayn Rand Center under construction, set to open in 2028
Austin residents may have noticed the construction project at the intersection of West Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard and San Gabriel Street.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 11/09/2026
"I have forgotten so much that it resembles forgiveness"
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
german porn is just so weird
A black Volkswagen Beetle rests atop an upside-down white Beetle.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
STOP IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN HOLEN A CRYSTAL BALL OF A GUY LICKING AMERICAN FLAG POLICE BOOT'S "A SYMBOL OF NOT JUST RESPECTING AUTHORITY BUT SEEKING TO IMPRESS IT WITH DEVOTION" - YOULL NEVER LICK THE BOOT SO WELL THEY LET U WEAR IT ! DUMB ASS!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Look, I don't like the remake of The Wicker Man any more than *you* do, but that ain't right, Earth. THAT AIN'T RIGHT
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mitch is said to be working from home 🤣
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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neutral @neutral.zone · 08/09/2026
Not my creation, but not exactly difficult to disagree with either
The top half is all the stuff people point at when they say “the web”:

WASM
V8
browsers
AI
whatever Microsoft bolted on this week

…and then the load path eventually resolves to:

DNS → Linux → unpaid/open-source maintainers → cloud/CDN plumbing → civilization
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i understand the instinct to wrangle these creative transmissions and control the outcome when you connect to them. thats so much raw power in our human hands and it can be scary, and one way of making it feel SAFE is to wrap it up in irony or only sample a half measure. buckaroo, STAY OPEN to it
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The listeria-contaminated cream cheese is the photo on the right
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Thomas Zimmer @thomaszimmer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It is a difficult challenge to strike the right balance between articulating clearly that liberal democracy is under acute threat – and needlessly perpetuating the Far Right’s assertions of strength and dominance. Remember: Nothing about these extremists is inevitable.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is so dead he wrote five new novels with James Patterson and three with V. C. Andrews.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
I may be too firmly grounded in the space-time continuum to park here.
Street signs: the top one says “no parking any time” with an arrow pointing to the left / the bottom one says “60 min parking all other times”
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was lucky enough to see Laurie Anderson in LA on her first west coast tour (she was followed by William Burroughs that night!) and fell instantly in love with her music. I've seen her many times since, but still regret missing this show. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mua8...
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Laurie Anderson Home Of The Brave 1986) FULL
YouTube video by Clemens Lucca
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Daily Rodan @dailyrodan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I know exactly what happened
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Beth Cato @bethcato.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is it. The best AI spammer name of all time. I present to you… Treasure Dicknatty.
Text excerpts an overwrought spam written with AI, sent by a fake person named Treasure Dicknatty.
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Miss Machete, Pumpkin Spice Cannibal @miss-machete.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#nowwatching Lifeforce (1985) Okay, so I love this movie. There's psychic space vampires, a zombie apocalypse, and London burns to the ground. What's not to love? Oh, and Patrick Stewart's here. Rock on. #horrorsky #filmsky #moviesky
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Sidney Arcane, Author @sidney-arcane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Less than 2 days to go!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/pla...
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The Time Traveler's Final Mission - Debut Novel
An atypical time travel novel: A wild head-trip through all the reasons why "the thing about time travel is you forget a lot of sh*t."
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid.
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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 30/08/2026
Overhead, the Mi-Go swarmed. Bright beams glittered in the dark, and they fell, burning, through the moon's thin atmosphere. Like the one only meters away, which Tex's knife had carved. "Chicken of the stars," Tex reckoned.
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ariana @uffbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i've been working on chatbots for 14 years; computers have been stupid the whole time. when they work, it seems like magic. when they don't, their stupidity used to be more obvious. the reason people are so taken by LLMs is that their failure modes still bear a resemblance to human language.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 30/08/2026
That boot’s not gonna lick itself.
Google Maps shows “Lake America.”
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 30/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "holy fuck my brain is tired"
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