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Gary W. Olson

@garywolson.com
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Data engineer. Author. Possibly a mutant lutefisk in a trenchcoat. He/him/his. linktr.ee/gwox

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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 28/08/2026
#last4albums #musicsky
"South of Midnight" soundtrack by Olivier Deriviere"Phase 2" by Daikaiju"Dig Me Out" by Sleater-Kinney"Ghost City Jazz" by ChasBeats
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 22/08/2026
Happy #Caturday / judgment day from Olive!
Grey-furred cat Olive judging you. Yes, *you*.
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 22/08/2026
Picture of an open book depicting strange writing, eyeballs, and a severed head. Caption: "Breaking News: Meta AI gains sentience as rare copy of Necronomicon is scanned and destroyed."
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 17/08/2026
Pictures are working again post something stupid from your phone
Album cover featuring a handsome bearded fellow named Gary posing in front of a phone booth. Title of album is "Getting Down to Business."
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 11/07/2026
Classic cartoon from bygone days: a Democrat and a Republican on either side of a sideways 6 (or 9). The Dem calls it a 9 from where he's standing, and the repub calls it a 6 from where he's standing. Classic "perspective" joke. This is juxtaposed with a "reality today" version, which is the same cartoon, only the repub has a red hat and calls the numeral "potato salad."
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 29/06/2026
#last4albums #musicsky
"Crime Jazz and Film Noir Vol 1" by Volcano Kings"Prince of Shadows" by Jack Silverman Quartet"Blue Weekend" by Wolf Alice"Psychsploitation" by Satan's Pilgrims
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 27/06/2026
My girl Olive likes my cushy thighs on #caturday
Grey-furred short hair cat (Olive) lounging on my jeans-clad thighs, my legs being propped up on the coffee table, looking back at me like "you know you're stuck here, right"
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 19/06/2026
Gonna see if I can get a discount at Waffle House with this
BlueSky License for Gary W Olson, BlueSky Citizen and low-velocity slouch-about-town. Man, I need to update my photo, I stopped coloring my hair a year-and-a-half ago. Pretty sure my Web of Trust rating got damaged because of that.
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 13/06/2026
For this #caturday it's time to introduce this charming girl we adopted from the Humane Society... meet Olive!
Olive (grey-furred domestic shorthand mix cat) enjoying a sunbeamOlive (grey-furred domestic shorthand mix cat) being an excellent toy caddy
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 06/06/2026
Here's a better shot of Belle
Black cat (Belle) being a goof
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 06/06/2026
Thinking of my girls this #caturday ... Rosie passed in December (left, age 19), and Belle (right, age uncertain) passed in April, both due to kidney disease. I didn't post about it at the time... just couldn't bring myself to. But Kristyn and I loved them both, and miss these sweet ladies dearly.
Two black cats in repose. Rosie on the left and Belle on the right.
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 03/06/2026
I'm behind on Widow's Bay, but getting caught up. I am loving this show more and more with each episode.
"I know that you asked me to be supportive, but i have my qualms."
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 30/05/2026
Billy and the Boingers officially passing on #Freedom250, say they won't perform on stage with any of Bill's old hairballs
Bill the Cat and Opus in their best spandex as "Billy and the Boingers"
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 27/05/2026
Death Spa
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 17/05/2026
Post your warning sign:
Black & white picture of three sets of doors in some creepy-looking industrial setting. Spray painted ominously on all three are the words "You will be towed"
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 16/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos already on your phone.
Closeup of old white man with Grey mustache and worn green hat and collar. Subtitle: "Everything is potato."
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 12/05/2026
#last4albums #musicsky
"This May Be the Reason Why the Men That Will Not Be Blamed for Nothing Cannot Be Killed by Conventional Weapons," by The Men That Will Not Be Blamed for Nothing "Touch My Alien," by The Kilaueas"Our Lady of Radium," by Charming Disaster "Stray" (soundtrack), by Yann Van Der Cruyssen
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 28/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Sisyphus rolling a rock uphill, only it's the inside circle of an Ouroboros snake. Caption: "I just gotta make it to Friday"
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 14/04/2026
#last4albums #musicsky
King Kong Escapes (soundtrack) by Akira IfukubeSky Too Wide by Tracy BonhamThe Flawless Ms. Drake by Stereophonic Space Sound UnlimitedBig Science by Laurie Anderson
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 20/03/2026
Dune 3 pic with Timothee (holding a stabby knife) and Zendaya standing in front of, I dunno, Dune's sun, maybe. Above them, the caption, "Gonna stab this ping pong ball behind me."
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 24/01/2026
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 28/12/2025
Why is this in my saved photos?
An Oscar Meyer weinermobile entering a tunnel
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 25/12/2025
Belle wishing you #HappyHolidays #CatsOfBluesky
Black cat (Belle) rubbing against a box of plastic Christmas frippery. Box says "Noel" on the side.
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 30/11/2025
She blends right in #CatsofBluesky #caturday
Black cat (Belle) between a Nutcracker and a wooden figure, staring at you
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 28/11/2025
Posting something random or you'll have an awful December
Picture of rear of truck, white with red details. On the single rear windowless door is the word "MEAT" with a large question mark beneath it.
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 20/11/2025
"We call them Skeets."
Rollergator, from "Rollergator," laying down the facts
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 12/11/2025
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Bill the Cat and Opus the penguin from Bloom County on stage in loud clothing and colorful wigs as "Billy and the Boingers"
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 06/11/2025
Posting something random for the collective amusement
Old windows style message: "You are invited to: Suffer". There is a "Join" button you can click.
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 01/11/2025
#caturday #catsofbluesky I've been trying to get back into writing, but keep encountering obstacles
Black cat (a completely unrepentant Belle) on the keyboard of a laptop on a stand, partially blocking the screen.
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 01/11/2025
Image of corporate building with 'Antifa' at the top. Caption (by theJoeBraxton of Threads): "Just got to my desk at Antifa. I can't believe Karen in HR scheduled the mandatory Molotov cocktail safety training today. Nobody feels like that shit on a Friday."
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 18/10/2025
My pics from today's #NoKings protest in Novi, MI (3/3)
No Kings in Novi, MILots of support from people driving through!More great signsNo Kings!
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 18/10/2025
My pics from today's #NoKings protest in Novi, MI (2/3)
A good day to say No Kings in NoviPower to the people, not the PalaceLots of energy for a protest in a small city!More No Kings protesters
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 18/10/2025
My pics from today's #NoKings protest in Novi, MI (1/3)
Crowded protest along Novi RoadProtesters at the intersection, with many signs and an American flagLots of energetic, peaceful protesters on a sunny day in NoviNovi, MI, says No Kings!
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 18/10/2025
#NoKings Novi MI!
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 05/10/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Agent Cooper in the Black Lodge, in front of a red curtain. Caption l: "Where am I, and how can I leave?"
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 01/09/2025
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
Picture of John Waters. Caption: "Get more out of life. See a fucked up movie."
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 17/08/2025
Meme - 
Pedro Pascal: "We attempted to negotiate, but Galactus, he asked too high a price."

Reporter: "Well, what does he want?"

Pedro: "A solo Giant Condor movie."
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 10/08/2025
Happy belated #caturday (and doubly-belated International Cat Day) from Rosie and Belle
Two black cats (Rosie (left) and Belle (right)), resting on a couch, looking at camera
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 12/07/2025
Pretty elderly lady Rose wishing you a fuzzy #caturday
My 19-year old gold-eyed black cat Rosie, resting on a cushion and regarding the camera
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 09/07/2025
Mamdani nooooooo (mamdanitimes.com)
Pseudo New York Times headline: "Mamdani Accepted iTunes Terms and Conditions Without Reading"
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 18/06/2025
Bob Newhart on the phoneDale Cooper (Kyle McLachlan) talking into his recorder as he enters Twin Peaks
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 14/06/2025
Still more Novi MI #NoKings (last batch)
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 14/06/2025
More Novi MI #NoKings
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 14/06/2025
More Novi #NoKings
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 14/06/2025
Novi, MI, while small in size, brought the big energy today! #NoKings
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 14/06/2025
On my way to Novi... #nokings
Poster: "NOPE! NO KINGS!" The E is a crown.
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 15/05/2025
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
Flying cycle from "Megaforce"
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 16/04/2025
Post a warning.
B/w pic of boarded- up property spray painted in three places with "You will be towed"
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 14/04/2025
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (Wrong answers only) "Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the door, and go to... SLEEPLE!"
Neil Connery, in a business suit, fingers steepled over his chest, image from "O.K. Connery", aka "Operation Kid Brother", aka "Operation Double 007"
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Gary W. Olson @garywolson.com · 12/04/2025
Happy #caturday!
Black cats (Belle, left, and Rosie, right) laze around in a sunbeam on the bed
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