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Garlax, The Weasel King

@garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
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I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive. Just this guy, you know? He/Him

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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 9h
Some of the class plots for SWTOR were great! And they would have been better in bespoke games that didn’t use MMO mechanics. They could even reuse areas- but preferably without needing to do so many of the same damn quests.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 9h
SWTOR (and ESO, and swaths of WoW) could have been a bunch of smaller single player games that used the same engine and probably done some more interesting things that way. (But I’ve never really been there for the “Multiplayer” part of MMOs)
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 9h
Brain zaps: they’re no fun.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 9h
The World Is Not Enough For Tax Purposes
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Sarah @sosomanysarahs.bsky.social · 10h
Die Another Day for Tax Purposes
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 9h
James Bond has a lot of hits for this. (Live and Let Die For Tax Purposes)
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 9h
None of them are useful as reviews per se, and I’m not sure that reviewing old ttrpg novels has much value in that sense. But I like seeing the difference in the reviews anyway.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 9h
Reading multiple reviews of the same (80s forgotten realms) book is fascinating in how you can see who read what at critical ages as well as what the reviewer cherishes in a work of mass-market paperback fiction.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 14h
Looking up the plot of these has led me to some funny (though not particularly complimentary!) reviews of classic TSR FR novels:
gizmodo.com
Dungeon & Dragons & Novels: Revisiting Spellfire
In 1987, Ed Greenwood, creator of the Forgotten Realms campaign setting, released his first novel in the giant, fantastical world he’d wrought (and his
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 15h
But what if I DON’T do the thing and the mouse queen was eaten by a cat and she can’t save me from the prison cell?! (KQ5 was also a significant source of fear of deserts for me as a child.)
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 15h
If it were a sierra game you’d have died in some fantastically unlikely way though, so unless you could be absolutely sure it was Lucasarts? Just as well you didn’t try it.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 15h
Personally I plan to wind up like future-Sam in the Telltale Sam and Max games: muttering disjointed adventure game commentary to no one in particular. “I can’t pick that up!” “I can’t use those together!” “It’s a tree. I don’t trust it though.”
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 15h
Heal and haste for shambling mounds plus lightning I think. The splitting puddings are a “use bludgeoning or fire not slashing” problem if my vague memories of something in TotSC is right?
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 15h
Hah, I know *that* from the 3e monster manual. They like to hang out in thunder storms! (I remember a surprising amount of stuff from even the less used monsters in my 3.x books. Huh.)
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 15h
I had a Mac, so I never got to experience those. Hm… I should see if I can get dosbox working.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 15h
A black and white cat lying on her back on a broad, white windowsill. The photo is taken along the windowsill, so she’s looking at the camera upside down!
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 15h
But how did Spellfire compare to “Curse of the Azure Bonds”? Wait that was the tie-in game. Just “Azure Bonds” I guess. (Idk, I never read spellfire and tossed azure bonds across the room like halfway through.)
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 15h
I assume that they must have played it at a formative age? Whereas I didn’t touch TES until Skyrim was already old news. I get liking it, but Morrowind’s hardly the first fantasy that used sci-fi like elements to make its fantasy more fantastic!
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 15h
Seeing people wax poetic about the *depth* of the alien setting and how they just don’t make them like that any more, and how much better games were wrt Morrowind is always weird.
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EC Hamilton (Siobhan O'Leary) @siobhanftb.bsky.social · 16h
The number of policy positions held by the right wing that make me look insane to normies when I try to explain them is upsetting
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 15h
Wait did I pay my internet bill? Ascension is on hold.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 15h
Cowards. I have a phone and a computer, I can do both allowing me to be both grown up and child at once. In this way I have broken reality and now I will ASCEND.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 16h
And now I’m cackling like a hyena.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 16h
That feels even more undignified than Dennis Nedry, which is really sort of impressive.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 16h
Thank you for being such a team player here to a genuine helpful question. it really makes my life a little bit easier. It makes me feel like we’re gonna win. To the Q: literacy presumes that the system wants to be legible to the user. Gen ai doesn’t intend to be legible.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17h
In conclusion, words have meanings. Lines of code spitting out probabilistic responses to queries is not slavery. Telling people they have to pay taxes isn't slavery. Being told to wear a mask during a pandemic isn't slavery. People who endured slavery are PEOPLE. They suffered. I reiterate: hands.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 17h
The "is AI slavery" discourse is exactly what the tech bros want. It doesn't end with fancy autocompletes having human rights. Its logic ends with you having fewer rights. If you believe AI is sentient (it's not) & are down with enslaving it (it's not slavery), then why do human labor rights matter?
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 17h
Looks like the site is vomiting itself inside out again.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 17h
Looks like mutant cat will be an option. At last I’ll be able to play a mutated manul in the saltlands.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 18h
how about some good news? ok happy to oblige! Trump Media just ticked back at its all-time low. Trump's paper loss since election day in 2024 is $3 billion
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That’s a good way to put it. And like flat-earthers, they believe things that not only have no connection to reality, but also aren’t what people historically believed.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well then! I got booted off medicaid and need to find a way to get my SNRIs until that comes back online. This month is… not looking great.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How do they keep making waiting on hold worse.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 14/10/2026
Since 2020, electricity bills have risen 34% for customers of investor-owned utilities, but only 19% for customers of publicly owned utilities. Nuking the IOU model & making all distribution utilities publicly owned: people are saying.
bloomberg.com
One Home’s Power Bill Is $500. A Half-Mile Away, It’s 70% Lower
The stark difference reflects a growing national divide between investor-owned utilities and public power providers
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 09/10/2026
So, I’m sorry, I know you’re all sick of it, but I’m gonna be reposting this thing a lot, because right now this is the only platform I have, and there’s nothing else I can do.
gofundme.com
Donate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective Pikajew
Two years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ok, so I’ll admit I’m outside the scene by quite a bit, but aren’t zines supposed to be not-so-slick and very much products of the author?
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💫Allison Cassandra Ashtear🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This halloween season, I would like to wish every trendy cafe, bakery, and eatery a very happy “stop fucking using activated charcoal to make black food and drink items because it interferes with people’s medications and they probably don’t realize it in the viral FOMO rush.”
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Emma MacFarlane (she/her) @scotsdragon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is possible for someone to unironically like and enjoy Dungeons & Dragons.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It still blows my mind that it was once popular enough to spawn imitators (and lawsuits against said imitators) and that it gave us the word moxie.
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Cydonian Mystery (she/her) @cydonianmystery.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me (41) and my mother (74) are housebound without any car, and desperately need new transportation. If we could raise enough for a down payment, we could get a used car. Please consider helping, or boosting if you can't. #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest 💕💸 $1,082/$3,000 paypal.me/JonathanMckenzie706
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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 14/10/2026
IN THIS HORSE, WE BELIEVE: MYCENAE GOOD ITHACA GOOD PYLOS GOOD CRETE GOOD TROY BAD
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Kitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 13/10/2026
What kind of magic will your dwarves discover? A preview of the magic research web for the upcoming Myth & Magic update.
A web of colourful magical circles. The Dwarf Fortress 20th anniversary logo is in the middle.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I genuinely like living here! But the first time a stranger said hi to me as I walked by on the street, I was SO confused. Didn’t stop, didn’t try to hold a conversation or something- this isn’t the Midwest, thank goodness- but it was *far* outside my expectation for cities.
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Living in Baltimore after a life in the northeast proper was weird. People regularly acknowledge each other? Strangers? Deliberately??
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You’re making me nostalgic for the ol’ home state. (I was outside 495 though)
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Seriously, mayors are for cities. Three person board of selectmen (plus an unreasonable number of committees) or gtfo!
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xatharine @xatharine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Heat pumps! Heat pumps! Heat pumps! (Yes, even in Minnesota and other cold places.)
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If they’d committed to Kylo and Hux (and phasma maybe?) as the Star Wars equivalent of alt-right-but-ascendant they could have made it work. They could have done something interesting with that! But no.
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dee 方传嫣 @hellenus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
also i told EVERYONE in the room my favourite warhammer fact: that it contributes more to the british economy than fishing
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Garlax, The Weasel King @garlaxweaselking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m embarrassed that I forgot to include Cornwall, so I’m not happy either. (And I’m not even British!)
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