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emzie 🇨🇺

@garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social
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•✿ 𝚢𝚞𝚗𝚒✿• @yuniexplainsitall.bsky.social · 2h
Evermore cardigan, evermore long pond sessions, encore vinyl. It's all I want for Christmas.
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 2h
I just have reasonable concerns about transphobes in party politics
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 5h
taylor wearing plaid on SNL is a subtle hint that evermore long pond studio version is coming
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h
These people cannot be trusted to vote in their best interests. Ever. They have failed at the most simple task and have driven this country to ruin. They are too stupid to be allowed to have a say in the future of the country. Convince a non-voter to vote. There are LOTS of those.
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 19h
bridesmaid era
emzie in nature, under a tree with colorful ribbons hanging from it. she is wearing an orange bridesmaid dress, and is holding a bouquet of purple, blue, and white flowers
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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✨Libbey✨ @inthepouringrain.swifties.social · 03/10/2026
the skyline rn waiting for birthday/wedding/anniversary posts to come up
A meme of the situation room with President Barack Obama (yeah, from that one time) but everyone including them vp Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hilary Clinton edited to be in swiftie and was tour themed garb
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
eminem (if he was a yorkie) voice: i'm beginning to feel like a lap dog (lap dog)
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
being a bridesmaid is funny bc you'll be in full glam at 8:30am
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katie 💕☁️ • s0upcrave 🐈‍⬛️ • tstv n0v 10 truther @soupcrave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i said the other day to joel "on any given day, the swiftie skyline will have at least one birthday, one person attending a concert, one crashout, and one worst day of someone's life"
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thinking about when I was in college and was 5 minutes late to pick up my clothes from the laundromat, came in to find my clothes all on the floor with every pair of underwear I owned missing 🫪
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if a group of women heard that there was "free dick upstairs" from an unconscious man, absolutely none of them would go up there thinking about what they could get from his body.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
did anyone else who went to catholic high school have an experience where they locked a whole class in the church basement for hours and a priest would intentionally try to make us cry and tell traumatic stories so we could all cry together and pray over the people with trauma
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/10/2026
🚨 BREAKING: The family of Renee Good and her partner, Rebecca Good, have filed two federal lawsuits over Good’s January killing by ICE agent Jonathan Ross in Minneapolis. 1/
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September reading wrap up 📚
Books read: 3
Pages: 1,148
Hours: 10.92
Average rating: 4.67
Highest Rated Reads:
Yesteryear (5 stars)
In the Dream House (5 stars)
Chlorine (4 stars)
Average book length: 293 pages
Average time to finish: 6 days
Fiction 67%
Nonfiction 33%
LGBTQIA+ books: 2
Literary books: 2
Thriller books: 1
Horror books: 1
Memoirs: 1
67% of books were digital
33% of books were audio
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my top September artists 🩷
My top artists in september 🏆
1. Taylor Swift (266 streams)
2. Beabadoobee (201 streams)
3. The Last Dinner Party (146 streams)
4. Phoebe Bridgers (99 streams)
5. Bikini Kill (71 streams)
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I brought an iced coffee to an interview and got shot three times point blank in the chest
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i love being immune to discourse thanks to the esoteric knowledge gained by going outside. the stakes for most things online are really not that high.
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PRIMETIME WAS SO FUCKING GOOD
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Taylor Swift Updates @taylorswiftinfo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Malala Yousafzai recalled singing her favorite Taylor swift song, “Love Story” with her school best freind! “So like you tell us we can’t sing, we can’t learn. Here we are on our school trip singing ‘love story’ by Taylor Swift!”
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Way to go everyone, we made ALF cry
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
10,000,000 smutty jokes we could be doing with "facial recognition" and we're too focused on how the surveillance state is garbage to get our shit together. what happened to us, bluesky. somewhere in his private cabana at Plato's Retreat, Alf is crying hot, sticky tears
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
huh that's weird
A few weeks ago, a purported student at Alpha School - the teacherless AI-powered private academy led by software developer Joe Liemandt - posted to X, "Today [at Alpha School] they hooked me up to a heart rate monitor, put my live pulse on a big screen, and played a pre-recorded video of my parents giving critical feedback in front of the entire class. The challenge was simple: my resting heart rate was 80 bpm, and I had to stay within 10% of that the whole time. Anything above 88 was a fail."Psychological study
In his second year at Harvard, Kaczynski participated in a study led by Harvard psychologist Henry Murray. Subjects were told they would debate personal philosophy with a fellow student and were asked to write essays detailing their personal beliefs and aspirations.
The essays were given to an anonymous individual who would confront and belittle the subject in what Murray himself called
"vehement, sweeping, and personally abusive" attacks, using the content of the essays as ammunition.(25] Kaczynski spent 200 hours as part of the study.!261[27]
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PINK CLOUD PINK CLOUD
static.klipy.com
White Hamster Meme Chinese Hamster
Alt: Hamster meme smiling big riding a unicorn with a rainbow in the background
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally got around to the new Tinashe album ITS SO GOOD
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck Cornell Fuck the Cornell 7 Fuck rape & red pill culture And while we’re at it Fuck ICE Fuck AI Free Palestine Free Congo Free Rwanda Free Ukraine Justice for Nolan Wells Eat the rich
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is this anything
Screen of a tweet from Scooter Braun. The tweet says
"I'm the original. Patient zero LOL"
tweet was posted on April 1st, 2021
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✨Zelly✨ @hazelcakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
leftists - my candidate needs to be a good person dems - my candidate needs to be kind of a mid socialist who loves israel and hates homless people conservatives - uhhhh white man
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my girlfriend called me "an incredibly bossy bottom" a few days ago. cant stop thinking about that
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like patient zero isnt about any particular ex but rather a combination of all of them. and a little bit of Scooter as well
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Amber 🦁 @sndlstudio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think lesbians should get meaner actually
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/05/2026
anyway pursuant to some current events this popped into my brain and im on a medium amount of painkillers and now you all have to see it
remember that bugnuts tumblr hamilton au. well the one guy is back and now his shirt says "i met god. he has a huge dick and balls." okay. have a good day everyone
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
trying to go about my day but my brain keeps going PINK CLOUD PINK CLOUD
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didnt even know Madonna had released new music this year until tonight
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didnt know who Lisa was before this but shes EATINNGGG
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if they dont show the mv before the next ad break im tuning out
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hated the pumpkin spice ad
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the Bruno mars video is STILL GOING???
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
does anyone know the steps I need to take to make Sims 3 run on steam deck
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Should immigrants give up their rights to get Dems elected? Should black people give up their rights to get Dems elected? Should women give up their rights to get Dems elected? Should gay people give up their rights to get Dems elected? Should straight, cis, white people give up their rights
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
today I get to find out if I am right or not 😌
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my mom is trying to convince me taylor swift is doing a residency. how is she getting this information she is not a swiftie
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I dont understand how ANYONE dislikes Pink Clouding ??!!!!??!?!!??!??!?!?
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"pretty as a picture that you didnt post" is definitely her giggling about never posting wedding pics
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
immigrant moms love bringing up that theyre going to die someday. at the most random inconveniences
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WOW I love pink Clouding sm
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emzie 🇨🇺 @garfieldgrrrl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
at the bikini kill concert masked up and alllllll the way in the baaaaaaack so I dont get anyone else sick lol
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