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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I appreciate that women (even awful ones) are making strides in the area of Expensive Orgasms; usually that's a male-dominated field

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Well yeah, but as a percentage, that's gotta be like, a good 14% of K-12 athletes, right

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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Do you ever feel like maybe you died a decade ago and have been living in a coma world that’s trying to give you subtle clues that your family back home is crying and telling you to go towards the light

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

imagine if i was like ‘here are my demands of the next head of penguin random house’ and then cbs typed it all up like anything about it was real

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026

Trump Claims He Was Falling Man theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-fa…

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Anyway, still time for anyone involved with this iteration of the GOP to do The Honorable Thing Bag lunches all around for convention attendees

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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026

Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit

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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 09/09/2026

If you write "I work for Anthropic and I think it might kill humanity" and I'm not reading it off of a Dropbox manifesto after you painted the walls of the HQ I'm inclined to think you're not being sincere

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I couldn't tell you what I had for breakfast a week ago; would generally forget to tie my shoes leaving the house if I didn't trip over them; and couldn't tell you a damned thing about my Sept. 10 or 12, 2001. I can say exactly where I was, how I learned, and who told me, the morning of the 11th.

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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

watching western michigan-michigan

western michigan mascot looking like tony montana

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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/08/2026

it’s bad faith weaponization of tragedies is the reason why no one cares about 9/11 anymore

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Every day It doesn't Happen I lose a little more confidence in the prowess of the world's various covert branches

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Huh, my self-assessment of my career in two short sentences, neat

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Quick thoughts on the Browns announcing Deshaun Watson is their starting QB

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

You know what, if this is the alternative, I think them fucking might actually be a little less disturbing

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If my choices were being smuggled to a backup plane in a catering cart or taking a Transatlantic flight with Rubio, Bessent, Miller, and Steven, I'd make the same choice. Difference is, when I saw Pete Hegseth on my backup plane, I'd probably text the Iranians my coordinates and transponder code

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Once again I'm left wishing the Democrats were as ruthlessly effective as their opponents make them out to be

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Safer than standing in front of him tbh

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Going to work and trying to do The Right Thing; or trying to raise children to do The Right Thing; or trying to figure out what The Right Thing to do even is when these are the headlines, because anything short of John Brown mode seems inadequate to the moment Idk man, it all feels pretty bad

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If Biden had thrown Trump in the slammer we wouldn't be here. You can piss and moan all you want but J6 was history books shit and history books shit requires the President to do President shit. And he didn't. And now the guy who saved millions has to eat shit from a penis like Ron Johnson

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I'm not remotely precious about using Bad Words, but it's just such lazy cheap heat for a U.S. senator to break out "fuck" in the middle of a hearing like this

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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 17/07/2026

you stupid mother fucker (markwayne not eugene) we tricked the entire world into sending their smartest hardest working people here and then tricked those same people into staying permanently instead of going back to their home country you are BLOWING UP OUR SPOT

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I guess; I'd rather have another hour of afternoon sun than morning sun my late-rising ass isn't going to enjoy anyhow

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

If I were working for ICE I might be careful about invoking a general concern about public safety as a justification for homicide

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Take some fuckin notes, congresspeople

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Oh no, don't throw us in that briar patch

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

*making j/o motions so frantically my arm cramps*

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Note to Dem pols: when your base is dancing on the fucker's grave, saying shit like this doesn't make you popular. Trump and his cronies won't give you credit for it. And it just makes the rest of us think you're clueless about the sheer rage that these fascists have earned. So maybe don't!

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Bibi could do the funniest thing imaginable if he has the will to do it

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Prosecutions of everyone in the field or in management at this agency is a compromise position

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

That reminds me; been a while since I've had a nice Ribera del Duero, maybe I'll pick one up on the way home

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I mean, a foreign government COULD do this; or it could simply buy the President a jumbo jet

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Michael Stahlke @michaelstahlke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

So I said “Bobby Lee, it sounds like you’re just feeding brigades to emplaced artillery” and then Longstreet started crying.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

this wouldn’t work legally because a President has no authority to remove a Supreme Court justice. however the President could instead simply drone strike them. it sounds like i’m being snarky but as a result of the immunity decision this is the actual law.

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Zombytrope @zoeytro.pe · 26/06/2026

Skeet by Stella @antlervel.vet:
ME: Anyone else notice tigers have
eyeliner on. Who are they Amy
Winehouse
SOMEONE IN MY MENTIONS OR
QUOTES: That's pretty good. I can't
find it funny though because the Tamil
Tigers killed my dad. It drove my mom
to alcoholism and she beat me terribly.
Funny joke if you know about tigers
though.

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Just here to chill @garbagearsonist.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

It would be irresponsible for me to say what I think should happen to anyone in authority (and a lot of the low-authority functionaries, for that matter) at DHS these days

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Adolfo Neto @adolfoneto.elixiremfoco.com · 08/06/2026

mstdn.party/@nswigger/11...

Student: “So Elon Musk is a trillionaire?”
Me: “Yup.”
Student: “How did he get that much money?”
Me: “Well, he doesn’t really have a trillion dollars cash. He just owns a lot of stock in companies that are valued at a trillion dollars.”
Student: “So those companies make huge profits?”
Me: “Oh gosh no. They all lose billions of dollars a year. All of them. Huge losses.”

The Economist headline: “Gen Z Mysteriously Hates Capitalism and No One Can Figure Out Why.”

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