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Jakob Altraids (master of none)

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*starving graphic designer and English aficionado he/him 🐸🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ ENG/ESP

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elicia @elicia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here's a spray bottle I drew once.
a little spray bottle with a blue nozzle in the sunlight
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day four of my Treehouse of Horror advent calendar!
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my day making some art.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐄 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/day-or-night-55008085
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 28/08/2026
botanist (2022)
2022 limited tone fantasy pet portrait 

a scruffy white dog cradles her walking stick and encyclopedia of plants close to her chest while she admires a fruit hanging from a vine in the forest.
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Laurent Jégou @ljegou.cpesr.fr · 09/09/2026
J'aime bien la description des #couleurs par la version japonaise, comme " Vert-citron : couleur d’un cédrat pas encore mûr, c’est une couleur résultant du mélange entre orange et vert. " interfas.univ-tlse2.fr/etudes-japon...
School and Family Charts, no XIV, « The Chromatic Scale of Colors »
Library of CongressMiniatures des Irozu figurant dans les « Questions-réponses des planches des couleurs » (Irozu mondō 色図問答) de Naitō Hikoichi 内藤彦一, Kyōto, Keiundō 奎運堂, 1879, pages de garde. National Diet Library collections
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Magic trick
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Doodle I made to piss off chuds over on Facebook. It worked. They commented a bunch, got me up in the algo, more eyeballs on my page, and a couple of Patrons. It's depressing this is how the world works now.
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Show: Popeye the Sailor Language: Spanish Country: Mexico Version: Audiomaster 3000
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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Knittposting 🔞 @knittposting.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
very important frame #LifeisStrange
Life is Strange's Max approaching Chloe and getting gayly close.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
watch The Owl House instead (the Dana Terrace way)
"Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.

— Dana Terrace (@DanaTerrace) November 14, 2025"
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Spike R. Monster 🦇 @spikermonster.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
informative thread i made for instagram but i thought i'd share it here too 🆘🆘🆘PLEASE REPOST IF YOU CAN'T DONATE!!! we are DESPERATELY trying to get more people to talk about this!! venezuelans, please share useful links in the replies ⬇️
PLEASE STOP SCROLLING
just one minute, please.
i’m begging you. i’m serious.


VENEZUELA NEEDS URGENT HELP AFTER BACK-TO-BACK 7.2+7.5 EARTHQUAKES, AND YOU CAN HELP US.
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
PS2 save icons
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
made a silly video because i couldn’t stop thinking about what would a siren sing to a cat
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Lyn’s art corner! ✨ @sleepysnoot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dysphoria busting makeover before work 💕 #petraparker #spiderman
Mary Jane straddles Petra parker, lovingly putting mascara on her while she looks up mesmerized. She says: Go get 'em, tiger <3
Original amazing idea for trans Parker by @0trebot on X
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Daily bunny no.3412 got into the greenhouse
A bunny sits contentedly in a bed of blue flowers, one of several flowerbeds in a greenhouse at night. A cool light illuminates the greenhouse, and it looks like the flowers might be glowing. A black cat with a watering can eyes the bunny with surprise
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
hi my name is sam and this is my petition to STOP HURTING MEG IN FAMIL Y GUY!!! 1/64 :) keep readingt!!
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
He wanted me to move his chair into the living room so he could watch me play video games
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This comic strip is created by Herta Burbe and depicts a cat selflessly offering one of its nine lives to the Grim Reaper in exchange for extending its owner's life.
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Be The Change @sassyonemeis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
They really did add #Jimothy to the #Roku screensaver!
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Julie Taylor @snarkymimi.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#catsofbluesky I found this little kitten in our back yard three weeks ago. She was skinny, hungry and very thirsty. I asked everyone if they had lost her. Nobody had. Well she's mine now and is no longer hungry or thirsty. She is loved!!!
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dog’s reaction when he realizes his sister was adopted into the same home. Original post
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I like bee butts and I cannot lie... . . I don't know who took this picture butt it rules.
I don't know who took this picture butt it rules
Pollen on a big bee butt
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
gunter the monkey from that one episode of futurama. he’s a monkey with a little hat that makes him smart. he looks very sad and is surrounded by used banana peels
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
TV channel: Telefe Language: Spanish Country: Argentina
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Safely Endangered @safelyendangered.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
day 15: philip j. fries #julydoodle
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 03/07/2026
If you keep pulling on longdog's leash he's gonna twist into a corkscrew and all hell is going to break loose! First Artfight attack, for user nerve-rack!
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Pikabata~♪ 🌙【ピカバタ】 @pikabata.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Mariocule
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
incredible things are happening on tiktok
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Patreon print for June is “Sector 7G”! You voted for it, now you get to see it as an A5 print on your wall! The system works!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
(1/2)
Page one of comic short story. (Three panels - Narrative description is written on the panels) SOME TOXIC WASTE SPILLED IN SOME GRASS. A couple people in hazmat suits are carrying a large container with a hazard ☢️ logo. There is a hole in the side and the container is leaking a trail of glowing green ooze. One of the hazmat people says, “oh crap.” MY DUMBASS CAT ATE THE GRASS. An orange cat a short distance away from the toxic waste facility is gnawing on some weird looking grass. NOW WE, LIKE, FIGHT CRIME I GUESS. A girl is riding on the back of the cat from the previous panel, which is now an enormous mutated beast with many eyes. It roars at the top of a skyscraper.
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Monica Morrill @mmorrillart.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is my painting 'Sunrise Serenity' 48x60 acrylic on canvas. Have a great evening!
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Couch
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
my absolute favourite @beetlemoses.bsky.social guy, popped back up on my dashboard so had to do a high res recreation
doodle of a beetlemoses guy, it is a brown beetle that looks like it was drawn by a todler holding a super defined realistic looking drawing of a grey handgun
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
Twelve Little Pigs
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 13/04/2026
mouth of the cave (2026)
2025 full color illustration memorial commission

A long haired tortoiseshell in a blue tunic crosses the threshold into a cave teaming with jewels, fossils, and plant life. Behind her is a canyon and village. She slings on a pack and her eyes linger upward, lantern full and bright.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/05/2026
Results Age xkcd.com/3245/
Comic: Implications of the age of the posts you see when you Google an error message. [Grayed out error code with unreadable post. Post date of 3 years ago is enlarged with a text bubble. Table with three columns for age of post, what it means, and probability of a fix. 2 hours ago: There’s an infrastructure outage; very high–just wait. 5 days ago: A recent update broke something big; high, but you might have to wait for a patch. 3 months ago: A new product isn’t working for some users; decent chance of a solution in the replies. 2 years ago: You’ve run into an edge case; low, but maybe the replies can help with troubleshooting. 13 years ago: You’re the only person with this problem; very low–post is likely not relevant. 24 years ago: Oh god how is the internet this old; maybe whoever posted this message has kids who can help you.
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Spike R. Monster 🦇 @spikermonster.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
it's lisa simpson's birthday, lisa reaction meme redraw compilation GO
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