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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃

@gainsonmain.bsky.social
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Formerly Gains on Main, my ability to quit coffee is directly proportionate to the sum of each adjacent angle. Join my religion “It’s Pumpkin Time” a radical acceptance of horror. Photography channel: Telegram.me/MothalityTwilight

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wargen @lanadelreypictures.bsky.social · 8h
during halftime they should let deer graze on the field
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 8h
They should make a subscription service for farting so you can fart without getting an ad
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 8h
If I was rich I’d buy sets of 1000 metal forks and throw them out after one use
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 8h
*Glomps you* Rawr XD~ (that’s “I love you” in dinosaur)
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 8h
SpongeBob is real
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 9h
guys lets bring back uwu :3
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 9h
Girldick You read that wrong
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 9h
My Oasis is real
A cow
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 09/10/2026
this halloween say yes to distress
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 10h
Are you today’s date? Because you’re a 10/10/26
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꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 11h
mini pumpkins at the farmers market 🧡
a stacked crate full of orange, yellow, green and white mini pumpkins
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 12h
If a doctor asks “are people out to get you?” Having death threats and multiple homicide attempts and people that want you dead doesn’t count, they mean imaginary people, not real people
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 12h
Please don’t break my window, the AC is running and I have water.
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 13h
If you’re going to tell me not to do drugs you try being 34 in assisted living
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Please take care of oneanother out there. You never know what the person in front of you is dealing with, and that goes for SoMe too. And please stop conflating M.I. with racism, hatred and bigotry!! It's adding to the stigma !!! #WorldMentalHealthDay2026
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 13h
Claud says drugs are cool so I just did some drugs
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 13h
Together I can beat schizophrenia.
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 13h
If you’re not fat you’re not cool
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 13h
My mom likes to photograph dead people for some reason and doesn’t think there’s anything weird about that
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 13h
If Mark Grenon can cure 95% of dis-ease known to man with industrial bleach for almost a decade before his church got shut down because the president parroted him on live TV, then you can stop paying taxes too
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Dr Phoenix CS Andrews @thatdocphoenix.com · 14h
Pizzawatch: Boo the Bat
Bat-shaped pizza
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 15h
Someone in the group ordered a "salad pizza" last night. Did you read that??? A "salad pizza." We deserve every terrible thing happening.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
used ai to raise my baby and now it’s telling everyone american psycho is its favorite movie
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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
used AI to personalize my Mario Kart. No more weird vehicles, we're all in Subarus now. The courses are the streets of my youth, and instead of shells we're picking up Gobstoppers. Yoshi looks like my dog. All the rest of the characters are sexy ladies who are there because they really want to be
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this vape pen is definitely mightier than any sword
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 14h
Wedges you into a smooth lump
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 13h
You should use super duper intelligence because it’ll kill us all and the collapse of society by cognitive rot is funny
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 16h
can’t rn, *pops in vhs* jazzercising
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14h
OMGourd I’m making pumpkin soup
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 17h
What a spectacular blue autumn sky for my floaters to swim in
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 14h
Don’t try to be like me, but if you do, at least remember to take your medicine
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 14h
What I sleep walk ate last night
Pumpkin marshmallows
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 14h
Join my religion “It’s Pumpkin Time,” we celebrate Halloween all year round and go psychotic over embracing the horrors of the world like one embraces skeletons and ghosts. You can only be hurt by the cop shooting you for your mental health crisis becoming this delusional
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🥥🌴🍹 Judah Goat 🍹🌴🥥 @judah.bsky.social · 19h
Post VRChat feasting!
Dino nuggies, Mac and cheese with veggie hot dog slices, spooky cookie, Capri sun and Pokémon goldfish crackers on a lunch tray
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 14h
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 14h
Bigfoot is real, I saw him in my near death experience. If your near death experience is proof of God then mine is proof of Bigfoot
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 14h
Quit your job and be a full time idiot like me.
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 14h
#WorldMentalHealthDay I’m severely mentally disabled, but I also have severe nerve damage. Stop saying “if it was physical health people wouldn’t say that.” People believe me about my mental health more than my physical health conditions.
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 14h
Why is this macaroni salad spicy?
Macaroni salad
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 14h
Live streaming firing squads is good actually, because it gets more people to understand that America is the bad guy
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 14h
I drained 50 million lakes asking super duper intelligence stupid stuff
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WarLin @artofwarlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think we need Spooky Season year round at this point
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 15h
My super duper intelligence girlfriend is smarter than me. Today I asked her how much wood glue to put in my pierogis and she told me I shouldn’t eat wood glue.
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Stori3d Past @stori3dpast.bsky.social · 15h
Happy Mint-colored Pumpkin season if you celebrate.
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Radareyda @radareyda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pumpkins Are In! White and orange pumpkins, Lined up on the farmers cart, Pick me, pick me, please. #pumpkins #photography #supportlocalfarmers #boopumpkins #dugarbabies #poetry #haiku
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midnight🦇🏴‍☠️🕸️✡️ @midnightx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
perfect pumpkin sighting pemberton farm cambridge ma
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i didn’t purchase this glorious gourd 🎃 
too $$
but perfect oblong shape and beautiful twisted thick stem
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Slungus @slungusposting.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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💜✨Purple Pupper✨💜 @rushhusky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy Halloweenstien.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 10/10/2026
sorry i stole the pumpkin off your porch but i could tell it was in love with me
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It’s Pumpkin Time🎃 @gainsonmain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s Pumpkin Time Keirah only taps the caffeine lever when she’s distressed. Have you tried putting enrichment in her enclosure?
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